Anjana:- My elder brother has gone mad. Since morning, he is listening to the same song,’Chakri taa ami peye gechi Bela suncho…hello, eta ki 2441139…’
Ganga:- Why? Suddenly!
Anjana:- After trying for several times, my elder brother has got the job in Allahabad Bank as a clerk. Actually, he was trying for a good job after his graduation. Jharna di got a decent job in your school and her family members are forcing her to get married. As you know, the girls from Midnapore districts always get married within 25 years of age. That’s their tradition. So, my sweet elder brother was somewhat tensed and frustrated. But, now…
Ganga:- Now, he is singing and dancing, right! This song is a good one and realistic too. Hats off to Anjan Dutta! Even that telephone number 2441139 is an existing number. After several complaints from the customer, that number has been made inoperative. Maybe, who knows, we will see Dibakar daa sitting in any of the cash counter of Allahabad Bank, Elgin Road Branch.
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Kanchan:- It is a horrible performance! The Green House players kept on dominating us in the entire match, though we are lucky to have conceded only 1 goal.
Arindam:- We missed around 5 to 6 golden chances to score goals. Even our striker, Tulsicharan, failed to convert a one-on-one situation.
Kanchan:- The injury of Ritwik was also a problem for us. Ritwik is such a striker, who always grabs the attention of at least 5 players in defense line. Had Ritwik played in this final match, I am damn sure; the Green House would have never gone for an all-out attacking game.
Ritwik:- Rakesh, the defender of Yellow house is the main culprit. The way he tackled me, uff…why he was not shown a Red Card, I still doubt.
Kanchan:- Bairagi Sir is also from Yellow House, naah…and frankly speaking, our Bairagi Sir is a very liberal referee. Even he doesn’t blow the whistle if any team scores a goal in offside.
Arindam:- This is school level football. Now, don’t compare it with club level football. Here, these things will happen. If they are doing fouls, then you also do the same thing.
Ritwik:- Anyway, leave the topic. We have lost this year…better luck next time.
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Mrs. Tiwary:- Today, I will take a surprise test on the chapter, ‘Speed & Velocity’.
Students of Class VIII:- Ooooooh….Oh! My God!
Mrs. Tiwary:- Don’t make those sounds! I told u all in the first class of Physics that I can take surprise tests on any day. Just tear off a page from the middle of your class work copy. The test will be for 25 marks. If you all perform well in this exam, I will include the number in the 1st Unit Test.
Tiya:- I will not get more than 10 in this test. I am damn sure about that. I have hardly gone through the chapter.
Fatima:- That means; at least you have opened the Physics book. I have not opened that book yet, he he he…
Mrs. Tiwary:- I have written all the questions on the blackboard. You don’t have to copy the questions. Just give the numbers of the questions of the left side of your paper and write the respective answers. Let me read out all the questions once. 1st question is ‘Define Speed’, which contains 2 marks. 2nd question is ‘Define Velocity and explain it in relation to Speed’, which contains 5 marks. 3rd question is ‘What is inertia?’, which contains 3 marks. The 4th question is ‘What is acceleration & retardation? Explain it with relevant examples and diagrams’, which contains 7 marks. The last question is ‘State Newton’s three laws of motions with proper examples’, which contains 8 marks. So, in total, it is of 25 marks.
Arindam:- Madam, can you please read out the 3rd question? I can’t read it from here.
Mrs. Tiwary:- Who told you to sit on the last bench? Come and sit on the 1st bench. All the last benchers, is everything written on the blackboard visible to you people?
Last Benchers:- Yes, Madam, it is both legible and visible to us?
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Eye Specialist:- Read the alphabets of the last line, please!
Arindam:- M, K, O, Z.
Eye Specialist:- No, you are wrong! Wait; let me change the glasses again. Now, read it.
Arindam:- N, K, P, L.
Eye Specialist:- Yeah! Now, you are right! Since when are you having this sight problem?
Arindam:- Since 1.5 months ago. I cannot read the Bus No. properly. Even, I can’t recognize the face of the goalkeeper of my opponent team while standing in the defense line up of my team.
Eye Specialist:- Ha ha ha…well, had you came to me one month back, your eye power would have been -0.25 dp or -0.75 dp only. But, now, your eye power is -1.25 dp. You have to keep wearing spectacles all the time; else, your eye power will increase.
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Mr. Bairagi:- We have finalized the school football team. From class VIII, Nonigopal, Sajal, Chinmoy & Ritwik have been included in the team.
Students of Class VIII:- Oooh!
Mrs. Purokayastha:- Why you people are making that sound?
Bhanu:- Madam, for the first time, some boys from our class got chance to play in the school football team.
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Nonigopal:- Ehey! Both of us are in the reserve bench.
Chinmoy:- Boss, there are so many good players in our school! We are lucky to get included in the school team, though as substitutes.
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Mr. Bairagi:- You people have played well against the Kalyani football team. We were down by 2 goals but bounced back well to make it 2-2. Our next match is against the Ganganagar football team. We have to go to Ganganagar and play against them. The day after tomorrow, our bus will start at sharp 8.30 AM. Please don’t be late to reach here. Is that crystal clear to all of you?
Players of St. Sebastian School Football Team:- Yes, Sir!
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Mr. Richards:- Sir, our school team went to play the football match in Ganganagar, but the game stayed abandoned due to some troubles with the local people of Ganganagar.
Mr. Roland:- What! I think, the Ganganagar football team is scared to play our team.
Mr. Richards:- No, Sir! I don’t think so! Ganganagar football team has won the Inter-Branch Football competition for maximum time. Something must have happened, which made the people of Ganganagar furious about our school team players. Why they will fight with our students?
Mr. Roland:- Hmm…you surely have a point, Mr. Richards! Call Mr. Bairagi and all his football players in the auditorium. Mr. Bairagi has to explain everything in details while standing on the dais.
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Mr. Bairagi:- Actually, the problem was that our bus going & beside the bus, a cycle going. Our players have a bad habit of eating Ghutkhas or Pan masala. Unknowingly & unintentionally, one of our players spit outside the bus window, but alas, the spit fell on the body of the cycle man. The cycle man along with local hooligans stopped our bus and beat our players. Our students also started giving football kicks to those hooligans who boarded our school bus. Then, the boys of local clubs also joined the hungama…as a net result, the game got cancelled.
Mr. Roland:- Oh! My God! Mr. Bairagi speaks in what type of an English language. Had the British rulers ever heard his English, they would have forgotten that British people ruled in India for more than 200 years. Mrs. Kundu, please arrange some English classes for our Mr. Bairagi. That will be his ideal punishment.
Mrs. Kundu:- Ha ha ha…Sir, that will be a punishment for me…he he he…
Mr. Roland:- Mr. Richards, these boys deserve some punishment for their bad behaviors. First of all, ban our school football team for one year. This team cannot participate in any major school level football tournaments. Secondly, suspend all the players of this team for 1 week. If they miss any of their unit tests within this period, no re-test will be taken for them.
Mr. Richards:- Ok, Sir! As you wish!
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Nandita:- Excuse me, sir! May I come inside?
Mr. Roland:- Yeah! Come in!
Nandita:- Sir, I am coming from an NGO. The name of our NGO is AASTHA.
Mr. Roland:- It is the name of a film. Recently, a Hindi film has got released in that same name. Anyway, jokes apart, so, how can we help you?
Nandita:- Sir, we have planned to organize a small helping hand initiative for the people who live in old age homes or in orphan ashrams.
Mr. Roland:- So many persons like you come and request the same thing. But, sorry, we can’t help you financially.
Nandita:- No, no, we don’t want any financial help from you. We want good volunteers from this school to carry out our projects.
Mr. Roland:- What! Wait a minute! Ei Pandey ji, Shiela madam, Samaddar madam aur Subir Sir ko bulayo…
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Subir Sir:- I am ok with it. My boys will perform the street drama in front of Nandan Auditorium with the theme of old age homes and orphanage.
Shiela Madam:- We have already kept all the good works of arts & crafts done by our students till date in a separate almirah. We will utilize those works for the exhibition. Whatever money will be collected in auction will go to old age homes and orphan houses.
Mrs. Samaddar:- And the rest part of this event management; you just leave it to me. Next week, people moving around Nandan auditorium and Rabindra Sadan will be amazed to see the performers from St. Sebastian School.
Nandita:- That’s great. I never expected so much help from this school.
Mr.Roland:- We don’t help financially but socially. I told you earlier also.
Nandita:- Yes, sir! Thank you, Sir.
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Singer Nachiketa:- When I sang the song, ‘Briddhashram’, many people asked me, ‘Dada, hotath etoh bedona bhora gaan gaailen kano?’ I just told them that I sing ‘Jeebon Mukhi’ songs which are related to the ground realities. Today, in our Bengali society; why old people are living in old age homes; when their children are well settled abroad or outside West Bengal? I really appreciate the initiative taken by the ‘AASTHA’ NGO in collaboration with St.Sebastian School to spread the awareness about loving your parents, loving your children. Unless you love your family members, you cannot love your motherland.
Audiences in front of Nandan Auditorium (Clapping):- Jeeyo, Nachiketa…well said…
Singer Nachiketa:- St.Sebastian School students have already performed a nice street drama on the topic ‘Briddhashram’ & ‘Anath Ashram’. Now, I would also request all the audiences here to visit the Academy of Fine Arts. An exhibition is going on there, where you will find all the good paintings and crafted articles made by students of St. Sebastian School, Nava Nalanda & Don Bosco (Park Circus). There will be an auction round also.
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Prakash:- Uff…the chemistry paper was so tough…my goodness! Accha, what is the chemical formula of rust?
Gurcharan:- Abbey! Hataa sawan ki ghata! The Half Yearly Exam has ended! Now, we don’t want to discuss about all these things.
Ganga:- Today, we will experiment a new thing. Prakash, if you want to join us, then you must go with us to the Lake Area of Rabindra Sarovar.
Prakash:- Yeah! Yeah! No problem! Who the hell wants to go back home early today!
Arindam:- Ganga daa…the weather is fantastic today. It is a cool rainy day…much like the weather of England.
Ganga:- Saala! Baaper janmey konodin England gachish? Ki korey jaanli, this weather is like ‘England weather’.
Tamang:- Aah! Ganga Bhai…everyone knows it. Haven’t you ever heard the running commentary of any County Cricket Match!
Dolui:- Ok! Ok! Let us don’t waste our time. Let us board the bus to reach Charu Market.
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Satya:- This is the secret area for couples! See, in almost every bench in this Lake area, there is a couple.
Kanchan:- Yes, after Victoria Maidan, this is the best place. Even I will say that, there is no chance that your parents will spot you with your girlfriend here. But, in Victoria Maidan, that risk is there!
Nonigopal:- Ha ha ha…Kanchan, are you sharing your experience or what! He he he…
Ganga:- Hey guys! One policeman is patrolling here. We cannot sit here with Ganja. Let us walk straight along this lake to the middle of this Lake area. There is a broken bridge, though not so risky. We will cross that small bridge to reach an island. There is an isolated yellow colored mosque on that island. Behind that mosque, there are so many bushes. People go there to have a nice fuck with their girlfriend. Now, it is 2.30 PM, I hope no one will be fucking out there. Those couples come at around 4.30 or 5 PM.
Chinmoy:- Uff…Ganga daa…tumi bhai Gurudev lok…ektu charan dhuli daao boss…
Ganga:- Jhaath jwalas ne…chupchap…keep on walking…
Joseph:- Wow! Ganga! Look at that hot chick sitting inside the Maruti Car. Maybe, she is waiting for her boyfriend.
Ganga:- Joseph! May be you are not aware of the fact that many girls or women of rich families come here in their private cars to have fun with gigolos or male escorts.
Joseph:- Gigolo! What’s that!
Gurcharan:- Abbey…it is the male version of call girls…abhi samajh mein aaya naa…Randa… Randa…
Ganga:- Hey, Satya, take out the cigarettes from those packets. I need to mix Ganja with the tobaccos of cigarettes.
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Arindam:- Oh! My God! After smoking that cigarette, whole world is spinning around me.
Prakash:- That’s the Ganja effect, partner….he he he…boli ek taane tey ki aar majaa paowa jaabey…
Nonigopal:- Yeah! Smoke that cigarette again…
Joseph:- ‘Ek taane tey jamon tamon…dui taane tey rugi…teen taane tey Raja Ujeer…Char taane tey Shukhi…Babah…Sabai Sukhi’….
Ganga:- Serechey rey…Joseph er abostha tight…besh bujhtey paarchi…ei paayian taar toh saala kichui effect hoyni dekhchi…oye paaji…sab thik thak toh ?
Gurcharan:- arrey…hum ekdum bindaas hain…feeling like sitting in paradise…
Ganga:- Saaala…do you even know the difference between fit and unfit?
Kanchan:- Ganga daa…I think, the best option for us is to go to sleep here for 1 or 2 hours. All will be ok by then.
Ganga:- Yeah! Nice idea! Come on, boys; let us go to sleep in this desolate small island of lake area.
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Maulvi of the Mosque inside the island of Lake Area:- Allah…Hoo…Akbar..Allah…
Tamang:- ei, everyone, wake up! Wake up! Where are we? Wake up!
Dolui:- Oho! We slept for around 1 hour. It is 4 PM now, the time for Namaaz.
Kanchan:- Feeling very hungry now!
Ganga:- After taking Ganja…this is a natural phenomenon…u will feel very hungry.
Arindam:- I can see a man with a moving stall of ‘Jhal Muri’ on the other side of this broken bridge. Let us cross the bridge and eat Jhal-Muri. Then, we will go back home.
Chinmoy:- Yeah! Of course!
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Jhal Muri Wala:- Nahi Nahi saab…each packet of Jhal Muri costs 10 bucks.
Gurcharan:- Oye paappey! Aisa maar marengey naa…Jhal Muri bechna bhool jayega bey…hum sab yahaan ka local log hain…chupchap…har packet 5 rupees mein deh…
Jhal Muri Wala:- jee saab…lijiye…nariyel doon kya…?
Satya:- Tumhara nariyel tumhare paas hee rakho…humko sirf muri chaiye… muri…
Arindam:- Ha ha ha…ki bawaal hocchey maairi…the Ganja effect is still there…
Tamang (whispering):- Look there! On that bench, the boy is pressing the boobs of his girlfriend.
Gurcharan:- Oye…oye…public place mein dabaata hain…sharam nahi aata hain kya?
Nonigopal:- Case korechey…dhorey kyalaley…not a single bone will remain unbroken…Let us run away from here.
Lover Boy:- Oye…saaley badmaash ladkey…main apna maal ke saath kuch bhi karoon…tum logon ko kya…rukh toh saaley…bhagta kahan hain…
Lover Girl:- Uhu! Don’t be so hyper! Sit down and keep continuing your task, darling.
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Ganga:- Oh! We are panting for breath now, after that run. Bhai Gurcharan…tu kis din hum logon ko marwaaye ga yaar…aisa koi comment pass karta hain…
Gurcharan:- Arrey…joh lover kabhi awaaz nahi khaaya…woh kabhi asli lover nahi banaa….ha ha ha…
Arindam:- Oh! What a dialogue! Anyway, let us proceed towards the bus stand. Hey, Joseph, why are you going that side?
Joseph:- I know a secret lane to reach Prince Anwar Shah Road. Actually, I will get more buses from Prince Anwar Shah Road rather than from Charu Market.
Satya:- Ok, ok, please proceed. We will see you again later. Bye.
Joseph:- Bye.
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Joseph:- Excuse me, madam! Why are you following me! You are driving the car slowly and following me only. What’s the matter!
Hot Chick inside the Maruti Car:- Madam!!! Wow! U changed the gear suddenly! One hour back, you regarded me as a hot chick. Come inside, dear. I will drop you in your house. Where do you stay?
Joseph (Coming inside the Maruti Car):- Jodhpur Park.
Hot Chick inside the Maruti Car:- Oh! You leave in my area only. I live in Santoshpur. It is dark outside now. Nobody is here in this desolate lane of Lake Area. Come on, suck it up! Oh! I know your dick has risen up after seeing my boobs. Open your pants! Don’t worry. I will give you 100 bucks. You just need to pump on me, baby!
Joseph:- But, Madam! I have never done that.
Hot Chick inside the Maruti Car:- Everyone has to do something or the other for the first time. You are a very handsome boy. I targeted you, when you made that comment in this afternoon. I wanted to give the lift in the Charu Market Bus Stand itself, but, luckily, you came to this side. That’s great! Don’t worry; I have the ‘Kohinoor’ with me. You will have safe sex with me. Mmmmuaah….oh! You are sweating out of tension, but your dick is not. It is as hard as iron…I have installed the balloon on it…Be a Striker, baby…
Joseph:- Oh! You are such a lovely woman, Madam! I am starting to like you now….mmmuaah…
Hot Chick inside the Maruti Car:- Yeah, now you are talking like a man. I wonder, at this age, how are you still studying at school, he he he….lovely baby….mmuaaah….
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