Parag:- Hum hongey kamyaab…hum hongey kamyaab…ekdin…oho mann mein hain biswas, poora hain biswas, hum hongey kamyaab ek din….we shall overcome…
Riku:- Kya baat hain, Parag…why are you singing this song? Have you failed in the Half Yearly Exam or what?
Parag:- No, I have passed in all the papers. Actually, yesterday, I watched a movie, ‘Jaane bhi doh yaaron.’ It is a pure comedy movie but the story is based on the issues of corruption. In the end, the two heroes lose the battle. But, those two heroes always used to believe that one day, they will succeed, but they were unable to do so.
Riku:- So, are you also going to fight against the corruption or what?
Parag:- No, I am thinking about the final match of the Inter-School Hockey Championship day after tomorrow at the Eastern Park against the defending champions, Khalsa High School. In the last year final, I failed to capitalize one simple penalty stroke. Moreover, we got 7 penalty corners and converted one of them into a goal, whereas, the Khalsa High School team got 3 penalty corners and converted two of them into goals. That was enough for them to beat us.
Riku:- Hmm…ok, best of luck for the final match.
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Satya:- Dhaath…pooro mojatai nasto korey dilo…who told Mohammad Azharuddin to go for fielding after winning the toss and that too in a semi-final match.
Indranil:- Actually, you cannot completely blame Azhar in this case, because many teams in this world cup have won matches by chasing in Day & Night format due to the dew factor.
Satya:- Arr, dew factor! Even that guy, Sanath Jaysuriya was spinning the ball like Shane Warne.
Indranil:- That’s what I am trying to say, naah…Azhar is not the main villain, the real villain is the pitch and the man who created that unsporting pitch. But, yes, to some extent, Azhar could have opted for batting first as his team never has a good track record of winning matches by chasing.
Bhavesh:- Our class teacher is coming towards our classroom with our report cards.
Bhanu:- Hssh…class…please maintain silence!
Mrs. Roy:- Good afternoon children!
Students of Class VII:- Good afternoon, madam!
Mrs.Roy:- All of you please sit down. Some of you may be somewhat angry because our school authority has scheduled this day for the distribution of report cards of Half-yearly exam. After all; today is Biswakarma Puja. On this day, you people enjoy flying all those colorful kites in the sky. How many of you know how to fly kites? Just raise your hands. Wow! More than 60% people know it. Great! Anyway; I will not take much time in distributing your report cards. Within 1.30 PM, I will finish up. Whenever I call your names, just come out of your seat to collect the report cards from me. I will give the feedbacks about you all at that time only.
Hardayal:- Madam! Why this time, there is no parents-teacher meeting?
Mrs. Roy:- Actually, from this year, our school authority has decided to conduct Parents-Teacher meeting at the time of distributing the report cards of Annual Exams only.
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Ganga:- Hey, Gurcharan, best of luck for the final match, day after tomorrow.
Gurcharan:- Thanks! But, you and your group members should also come on that day to support us. Last year, Khalsa High School had so many supporters and no one was cheering for us. Without the supporters, you don’t feel charged up while playing.
Ganga:- Yeah, I understand your feelings. Ok, some of us will be present on that day to support our school hockey team, but, on one condition. If our school team wins the hockey championship, then you have to give us a treat of Rasogollas, after all; you are the captain of the hockey team.
Gurcharan:- Arrey bhai, why only rasogolla…I will give you all a gala treat in Haldiram Bhujiawala. My jeeja ji (elder sister’s hubby) works there only.
Ganga:- Haldiram Bhujiawala! Where is it?
Gurcharan:- It is nearer to Rabindra Sadan; just at the opposite side of the Exide office.
Ganga:- hmm…then it’s ok. We will surely come to support our hockey team on day after tomorrow. Accha, now they are going to my house to celebrate Biswa Karma puja in our co-operative society. If you wish, you can also join us.
Gurcharan:- No, thanks, Ganga! Now, I, Parag, Bhavesh, Raghav & Hardayal will go to the Eastern Park to practice hockey. You people carry on.
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Arindam:- My goodness! Ganga daa…what are you trying to do in your terrace. From one point of the terrace to the other point, a series of strings have been tied.
Ganga:- Aah! Just have patience! I have to give manjaz to those strings. Unless, you give manja to the strings of a kite, you can never win a Kite competition.
Dolui:- How have you prepared those manjas?
Ganga:- Arrey, it is a very complex process. First you have to make a perfect mixture/manja masala by using small pieces of glasses, egg yolks, etc. Now, once the manja has been prepared, just take the manja with a cloth to protect your palm. Then rub the manjas on the strings from one end to the other. Baash, your strings are ready for the competition.
Arindam:- So, this is the terrace of B-4 building. Ok, then where is B3?
Ganga:- Arrey, can’t you see there! Just opposite to the right hand side of the terrace, is the B-3 building. Can’t you see that tall, fatty villain flying kites? His name is Dibakar, the elder brother of Anjana. Already, he has targeted 3 kites and won and I am yet to fly my first kite of the day. Oi sky blue color er ghuri taa niye aaye odik thekey…ok, now, hold the kite on your hand…just wait for the wind…ok, now just release the kite…ei Dolui…latai taah thik kore dhar bhai…jakhon suto chartey balbo charbi…ar jakhon gotatey balbo gotaabi…thik achey…let me target the Dibakar’s kite first…Natun manjar suto…thik saala orh ghuri ami ketey debo.
Dolui:- Ei, Ganga daa, now, your Anjana has come out in the terrace of B-3, I hope!
Ganga:- Koi kothay…oh yes! She has come out! Now, it is a matter of prestige for me. I have to win the kite competition.
Arindam:- He is also releasing the strings…He wants a battle of the kites at high altitude. Go ahead, Ganga daa, Dolui, keep on releasing the strings.
Ganga:- I have understood his ploy! He knows that I don’t have too long strings. So, if he somehow, manages to cut the strings of my kite, then I will lose around 20% of the manja strings.
Dolui:- Arrey, Ganga daa, there is no time to think…just act…the battle is on. Jorey hyachka taan maro…haan thik achey…arek baar…ami suto charchi kichu taa…abaar tano…hurrah! Kete gachey…bho katta! Mama! Kamaal korey diyecho…
Arindam:- Ganga daa…just see the facial expression of Dibakar…ha ha ha…Ganga daa…your Anjana will surely get some scolding from her elder brother, I am damn sure! Yeah, Dibakar is telling something to Anjana. We can’t hear, but we can feel that he is scolding her.
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Dibakar:- Where from your friend got such kind of adamancy? Ashpordha toh kam noy…amar ghuri ketey dilo…Khabardaar, never talk to that boy, I am telling you. Ganga is a very bad boy.
Anjana:- Maa, O, Maa…dekho naa…Dadabhai is scolding me like anything.
Rupanjana:- Uff…ki holo abaar toder…everytime, you brother and sister keep on fighting. What happened?
Dibakar:- Mom, you ask me what has not happened? That guy targeted my kite!
Rupanjana:- Oho! Dibakar, sometimes; it happens; you should also learn to accept defeat and after all; he is a good friend of your younger sister. You cannot react like that. Anjana, call Ganga and his friends here in B-3 terrace. They can fly kites from here also.
Anjana:- Yeah, Thanks mom!
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Arindam:- Ei, Ganga daa…your Anjana is calling you from their terrace…oho! She is telling everyone to go there and fly kites.
Ganga:- Oops! What a pleasant surprise! Aunty zindabad! My future mother-in-law is too good at heart.
Dolui:- Loh karlo baath…without even eating the laddoo of love, you are dreaming of marriage!
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Anjana:- Dhaath…flying kites is becoming boring now. Come on; let us play some another game!
Ganga:- What kind of a game, dear?
Anjana:- It is dusky now! Yes! We will play the game of Hide & Seek (Lukochuri).
Arindam:- What kind of a game is that!
Anjana:- Oh! Very simple game! 3 of us will hide somewhere within this B-3 building and 1 has to catch where these 3 people are hiding.
Dolui:- Why we have to hide only within this building? We can hide outside this building also?
Anjana:- No, no, my mom will not allow it. Accha, all of you know the rules, naah…
Arindam:- No, I don’t know. I have never played this type of a game.
Anjana:- Aah, see Arindam! Before hiding, the person has to give a signal by saying, ‘Kooki’. Then, the person who is going to catch the hidden persons has to start the search operation. If the person who is hiding says ‘Dhappa’ to the person who is searching, then, the latter person loses the game. But, if you catch the hiding person before he can say ‘Dhappa’ to you, then you will win.
Arindam:- Babah! Ki boka boka khela…
Ganga:- No, no, it is a very interesting game. Arindam, when you play ‘Lock & Key’ game with Riku & Bidisha, then it is not a funny game for you!
Dolui:- Ha ha ha…dekhli toh Ganga daa kamon dilo…pooro aath aana kilo…he he he…
Anjana:- Ok, ok, let me select who will start searching in this game. Apon Bapon Chouki Chapon…oh! It is Ganga who will search us…hee hee hee…
Arindam:- Arrey, Bidisha also chant this rhyme before ‘Lock & Key’ game…what an interesting rhyme, he he he…So, Ganga daa, best of luck, we are going to hide now…Catch me if you can, Ganga daa…
Ganga:- Arrey, jaah jaah…first go and hide somewhere…I will catch you within 5 minutes.
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Dolui:- Ei, where are you going to hide?
Arindam:- Behind the parking lot downstairs of this building. Ok, I will give you signals…don’t worry. Anjana, you know better hiding places than us!
Anjana:- Yeah, I have a special hiding place just beside the lift gate at 2nd floor…hee hee hee…ok, I am going to hide now. Let me give the signal to Ganga, that I have already hidden myself…Ganga, Kooki…
Dolui:- Ei, why have you asked Anjana where she is going to hide?
Arindam:- Aah! I will tell Ganga daa to go and catch her. Hussh…Ganga daa…edikey sono…she is hiding in the 2nd floor…Don’t go immediately. Spend around 5 minutes and then go and catch her. If possible, you know…what I mean…
Ganga:- What! if possible what!
Dolui:- Aah! Ganga daa! If possible, tell her those three magic words…best of luck!
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Ganga:- Oho! Little fairy! You are hiding here.
Anjana:- Oh! My God! You have caught me! I thought, you can never catch me. You are so smart, Ganga.
Ganga:- If I will not catch, who will catch you? I want to say something in private.
Anjana:- Yeah, there is no one here except both of us. Tell me. Oh! God! Why are you sweating!
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Arindam:- Naah! Ganga daa is so nervous! I really doubt whether he will be able to say those words or not.
Dolui:- It is not so easy to say I love you to an unknown girl. At least, I can never say to anyone.
Arindam:- Arrey, if a courageous person like Ganga daa is feeling the tension, then imagine, what will happen to you, when you will be in a similar situation.
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Ganga:- You are a very sweet girl, Anjana. I really like you.
Anjana:- So, what! Everyone likes me.
Ganga:- No, I like you much more than anyone else. I love you, Anjana.
Anjana:- Uff…to tell these three words, you are sweating, uuh…I also love you Ganga from the very first day when I saw you. You are very naughty but very nice at heart also. Let me kiss you…mmmuaah…Now, you kiss me.
Ganga:- I have never kissed any girl.
Anjana:- Dhaath…chumu khete bolchi..chumu khabey…I don’t want to listen anything else.
Ganga:- Mmmuah…
Arindam & Dolui:- Hurrah! Ganga daa…boss, er janyo…we want a gala party.
Anjana:- Arindam & Dolui, thanks a lot to both of you. Without your co-operation at the back-end, this idiot would have never proposed me. Come to our house; my mom has cooked ‘Chaaler Payesh’ and ‘Ghughni’ for you people.
Arindam:- Ganga daa, you are lucky to have such a sweet girl as your girlfriend.
Ganga:- I am also lucky to have you people as my friend. Now, come on; let us enjoy ‘Payesh’ & ‘Ghugni’ upstairs.
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Commentator Chintu daa:- Ladies and Gentleman, today, on this very special day, we have all assembled here to witness the great hockey final between Saint Sebastian School and Khalsa High School. The game has started.
Ganga:- Frankly speaking; for the first time, I am seeing a live hockey match.
Prakash:- Me too!
Commentator Chintu daa:- Oh! No! In the 15th minute of the match, Khalsa High School has converted one penalty corner into a goal. Khalsa High School is now leading by one goal.
Satya:- Dhaath…our goalkeeper is not so good.
Dolui:- Arrey! It is very easy to give such lectures while standing outside the ground. It is not so easy for a hockey goalkeeper to save such a small ball. At least, in football, the size of a football is much bigger.
Commentator Chintu daa:- The 1st half has ended. Khalsa High School is leading by 1 goal.
Gurcharan:- Again, we will lose this game. We are not getting anything right today…itna practice kiya..phir bhi saala…taal mel thik nahi ho raha hain…
Nonigopal:- Please don’t mind; one thing I have observed. Khalsa High School is playing short passes in zig-zag fashion and trying to keep the ball in possession, whereas, you people are playing long passes and that too in a very traditional manner. I can hardly see any innovative or zig-zag passes in our team. You people are going for counter-attack without keeping the ball in possession. What’s the point in that attack?
Parag:- Yeh, banda sahi bol raha hain…last time also, this same team played defensive game in the 2nd half after taking a lead in the 1st half.
Bhavesh:- So, what to do? Should we change our formation?
Hardayal:- Haan…let us change it to 3-4-3 now. Spread out in the field and keep the ball in possession. We will try to earn penalty corners by keeping them in pressure. Gucharan, kya bolta hain?
Gurcharan:- Yeah, that will be the right ploy for us? Come on; let us enter the ground again.
Joseph:- Best of luck to you all.
Commentator Chintu Daa:- The game of 2nd half has started. Let us see, if Saint Sebastian School can come back to this game or not.
Tamang:- This game will end by 11.30 AM or at max at 12 noon. Then, what’s our plan today.
Kanchan:- Nothing at all. If our team wins, then Gurcharan will take us to the Haldiram Bhujiawala. There, we will eat, maybe till 1 or 1.30 PM. We have nothing to do after that. The school is also closed for the puja vacation.
Commentator Chintu daa:- Parag of Saint Sebastian School has scored a goal. What a move it was! A fantastic pass from Hardayal was more than enough for Parag to score that brilliant goal.
Arindam:- See! If you play well, you don’t need to wait for a penalty corner to score a goal. Goals will come automatically.
Chinmoy:- Yeah! But, our team should not become too complacent now. Only 7 minutes left for the match. They should go for the winning goal now.
Satya:- Ok, let us see what happens! Accha, toh aaj ka kya plan thik hua?
Joseph:- Well, today, all of us are not in school uniform. We are also not carrying any school bag with us. Two adult films are going on at present. One is ‘Snake Woman’ in Nandan and another one is ‘Basic Instinct’ in Regal and Pradip Cinema hall. If you people have no other work to do, then we can go and watch those movies. The ticket fee is only 20 bucks.
Ganga:- Fantastic idea! Chumu chumu…tui bhai gurudev…ei bhai log…today, we will go and watch ‘Basic Instincts’ at the Pradip Cinema Hall. I hate snakes, so, I will watch ‘Snake Woman’ later on, not today…
Prakash:- Ha ha ha…satyi maairi…Ganga daa…he he he…
Commentator Chintu daa:- Goal! Oh! Just 24 seconds left for the match and Gurcharan has scored a goal with a fantastic left handed shot. The defender of the Khalsa High School gave a miss pass to Gurcharan and he capitalized on it. What a way to bring a victory! What a way to take the sweet revenge. The referee has blown the final whistle. That means, Saint Sebastian School hockey team is the winner of the Inter-School Hockey tournament this year.
Students of Saint Sebastian School:- Hurrah! Who have won the Inter-School Hockey Competition! It is our Saint Sebastian School! Hip Hip Hurrah! Hip Hip Hurrah!
Gurcharan:- Saala…tears are coming out of my eyes. Hey, Ganga, look at us…we have done it. We practiced hard for this victory and we have achieved it.
Ganga:- Arrey, Gurcharan bhai…I passed comments at you on that day…sorry for that…you have proved one thing…dedication and hard work with utmost sincerity to yourself is bound to bring victory. Joh boley so nihaal…
Gurcharan:- Sastriya kaal. Chal…aaj hum full tu party dega…Don’t hesitate to eat anything you feel like at Haldiram Bhujiawala.
Joseph:- Accha, after the eating session, we will have an adult film session at Pradip cinema hall. Koi aitraaz nahi hain toh…
Gurcharan:- Arrey, no problem! Today I am in such a happy mood that I can even sleep with a foreign nude woman without any condition.
Parag:- Ha ha ha…our captain is indeed in a good mood now.
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Satya:- Uff…the cinema hall has too many bugs in their seats. I can already experience that.
Arindam:- Basically, this Pradip cinema hall is the cinema hall of Rickshaw-pullers. The famous Khaal of Ganga is just beside this cinema hall. As it is raining outside heavily and also it is a high tide time, the waters are entering inside the Pradip cinema hall.
Ganga:- Aah! Don’t talk too much! Watch that nude heroine! Oooh! She is so hot!
Arindam:- Oh! I have already gone to the bathroom and handled my dick. So, now, my dick is too tired to respond to that sexy heroine.
Nonigopal:- Mine has come out automatically, ha ha ha…
Gurcharan:- Arrey, tum logon ka nikal gaya hain…hum logon ka abhi bhi nahi nikla naa…so, don’t disturb us by talking among yourselves. Let us enjoy watching the movie till our white liquid comes out.
Arindam, Dolui, Nonigopal, Satya & Prakash:- Aaja aaja…tu hain sperm mera…wallah wallah…yeh nakhrabaaji tera…aaha aaja aaja…aaah aaa…
Ganga, Gurcharan & Joseph:- Ha ha ha…kya gaana compose kiya hain bhai logon ne..Yes, finally, our under wears are also wet due to that special liquid.
Tamang:- Ok, for today, it is enough! Come on; let us all go back to our respective home now. We will meet again on any day of the Durga Puja to enjoy ourselves.
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