Pramanik:- Tum paas aaye…yun muskuraya…tum ne jaane kya sapne dikhaye…jaage naa sotaa hain…kya karoon haayen…kuch kuch hota hain….
Srabanti:- What’s the matter, dude! You are singing the No.1 song of this month!
Pramanik:- Aah! I am just waiting for the film to release. After ‘Dilwale Dulhaniya Le Jayenge’ (DDLJ), both Shahrukh Khan and Kajol are back again in ‘Kuch Kuch Hota Hain’. The film will release on this Friday only.
Srabanti:- My dad has already booked the advance tickets in Lighthouse cinema hall. 1st day; evening show.
Pramanik:- Arrey, I have also done the same thing, but in Mohua Cinema Hall.
Srabanti:- Dhaath….kothay Lighthouse, kothay Mohua…
Pramanik:- Boss, amra bhai garib manush…we prefer to enjoy watching cinema by sitting in stalls, not in balcony…because in stalls, we have full freedom to pass any type of comments…try to understand!
Srabanti:- Ok, understood! No further comments, please.
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Subir Sir:- In my last class, I told all of you to come prepared. I gave you the home task to read the chapter of ‘Sandhi’ in the Bengali Grammar book. Have you all read that chapter?
Students of Class VIII:- Yes, Sir!
Subir Sir:- Ok! Then let me ask anyone about ‘Sandhi’. Ei, you, in the third last bench corner, stand up. Tor naam ki re?
Mainak:- My name is Mainak, Sir!
Subir Sir:- Taah Mainak babaji…bol dekhi…Sandhi kaakey boley?
Mainak:- Sir, dutir milon ke Sandhi boley.
Subir Sir:- Accha…taai naaki…If I eat a Guava at 10.05 AM and then if I eat a Mango at 10.06 AM, then at 10.07, it will become a ‘Sandhi’ in my stomach.
Students of Class VIII:- Ha ha ha….ho ho ho….
Subir Sir:- Mainak, u deserve a nice gatta from me….Who is your class teacher? Monitors, please respond.
Bhanu:- Sir, our class teacher is Mrs. Purnima Purokayastha.
Subir Sir:- Ok, I will tell Mrs. Purokayastha to take special care of you all. Let me make it very clear to you all. I don’t know about other classes. But, in my class, if you come unprepared, you will go home either red-faced or a bulging head because of my hard beatings. Don’t think that you are in an English Medium school, so you can just ignore your Bengali subject. Maybe, it is your 2nd language, in this school, but, Bengali is after all, your mother tongue. Just remember my words. Anyway, let us proceed with ‘Swara Sandhi’.
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Mr.Bairagi:- Those who are interested for playing Inter-House football are hereby requested to come to the Eastern Park after the 4th period. Is that clear to all of you?
Students of Class VIII:- Yes, Sir!
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Revathi:- Hey, Arindam! Are you missing someone?
Arindam:- Why?
Revathi:- No, just asking. I thought, maybe, you are missing Bidisha.
Arindam:- Hmm…yeah, to some extent! She was the only one who used to quarrel with me with silly reasons. In her presence, I always prayed for her absence, but in her absence, I understand what her presence meant to me.
Revathi:- She loved you so much, dear!
Arindam:- Maybe, or maybe not! What’s the point in talking about that!
Revathi:- Phir bhi….kuch kuch hota hain, dear…she is far away, but her heart is still here. Maybe, you will not understand…but, we girls can feel the pain of other girls.
Arindam:- What is past, is past…there is no point in discussing about it. Now, please don’t bore me.
Revathi:- Ha ha ha…you are feeling bored! Hey, come on! Let us go to the library. I have spotted some new books of Tata McGraw Hills Publications. Those books have lovely photos with topics like Aquatics, Travels, Cuisines, Adventures, Skating, Natural Calamities, etc. Those are the books in collaboration with Discovery Channel.
Arindam:- Oh! Really! Then, surely, we should have a glimpse of those books.
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Mrs. Samaddar:- Just open the 7th chapter of your Geography book. Today, we will learn about Tethys Sea, Geosyncline, Tectonic Plates and the causes & effects of Earthquakes. Before going to the depth of this chapter, you have to understand the structure of the Earth’s Crust. What is lava? How the magma is formed? When a volcano does become active? Why tectonic plates tend to drift with each other? Accha, what is there outside the window, I really don’t understand! All the boys sitting beside the windows are always peeping and watching something at the playground from this classroom of 3rd floor. What the hell are they watching?
Meenakshi:- Madam, Madam, they are watching the girls who are practicing long jumps and high jumps.
Mrs. Samaddar:- Oh! My God! They are enjoying themselves. Close all the windows. You can open the window and enjoy seeing their shorts and skirts after my class, but pay attention to my class now. Close the windows.
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Satya:- What is the name of that girl? Do you know her?
Jahar:- Yeah! She is Paoli, student of class VII.
Satya:- She is damn hot. When she was doing long jumps and high jumps, I watched her thighs. Uff…too sexy…
Jahar:- Go and talk to her. She is in Green house. You can take the help of Revathi also.
Satya:- No, I am also thinking of participating in sports this year. That’s the platform for me to make friendship with her.
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Ganga:- I want to see how much active you are in class. Answer my questions. What is the color of the hair band that Tiya is wearing?
Chinmoy:- Red.
Ganga:- Good! What is the color of the blouse that Shiela Madam is wearing today?
Chinmoy:- Olive Green.
Ganga:- Wow! That’s good! Now, tell me the color of the panty that Rihanna is wearing today?
Chinmoy:- Light Brown.
Ganga:- Ha ha ha…you are really a very active boy, Chinmoy.
Nonigopal:- Hmm…though the 3rd question looks a tough question, but, our Rihanna always makes it a very easy question to answer. The way she sits in the class in a dick raising pose, my goodness, we all enjoy watching her lovely panty every day, he he he…
Ganga:- Jokes apart, maybe, she sits like that, but she has a good heart. At least, she never misbehaves or shows bad attitude to others. That’s why; somewhere, I also have some respect for her. Good girl!
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Tamang:- Rihanna, I want to tell you something, I hope, you will not mind it.
Rihanna:- Yeah, come on! Say it, naah!
Tamang:- Why do you wear such a short skirt and even if you wear it, you sit in such a pose, that everyone keeps on whispering about you in the class.
Rihanna:- That’s my credit, dear. I am hot, that’s why; they whisper. Show me a girl, who doesn’t love to get attention for her hot and sexy body. Tamang, my mom is a supermodel. My elder sister is already an established actress of Art films inclusive of B-Grade Adult movies. So, in my family, everyone respects feminism and sex symbols. If I will not show my sexy body to others, then what’s the point in having these assets?
Tamang:- Oops! You are a very bold girl.
Rihanna:- And beautiful too! But, are you in love with me or what! If they are whispering about me, then why are you feeling bad? Tell me, if you love me. I will start wearing long skirts the very next day.
Tamang:- No, no, nothing like that. You are just my good friend.
Rihanna:- Don’t be a coward in love, if you want the love of Rihanna, baby…umm…u are a lovely boy.
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Mr. Roland:- Next week, we will have the Inter-School Music Competition in our auditorium. Pandit Ravi Shankar and Ustad Zakir Hussian will be the judge in that show. They will also perform in that show. So, all the musicians and singers from Class VIII; be prepared for a great challenge. No matter, whether we win or lose, but, we should put up a great performance. Can we expect that?
Revathi, Joseph, Meenakshi & Prakash:- Yes, Sir! We will give our best performance.
Mr. Roland:- That’s should be the spirit. Best of luck to all of you!
Revathi, Joseph, Meenakshi & Prakash:- Thank you, Sir!
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Raghav:- Our school came 2nd in all round performance after Nava Nalanda School. But, I will never forget this ‘Jugalbandi’ performance by Ustad Zakir Hussain & Pandit Ravi Shankar. For that entire 15-20 minutes of performance, all the audiences inside the auditorium were hearing it with a pin drop silence. Such is the power of their musical talents.
Hardayal:- Bhaiye, they are legends in their own instrumental music. When two legends perform together in a same platform, there has to be a magical performance.
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Mr. Bairagi:- Accha, let me tell you the fixtures of the Inter-House Football matches. On this Wednesday, it is Yellow Vs Red. On this Friday, it is Blue Vs Green. Next week, on Monday, it is Red Vs Blue; on Tuesday, it is Yellow Vs Blue; on Thursday, Green Vs Red; and on Friday, it is Yellow Vs Green. All the matches will start at 9 AM. 20 minutes for each half with a break of 15 minutes in between.
Football Captains of Four Houses:- This is an hectic schedule, Sir.
Mr. Bairagi:- No, it is not!
Football Captain of Blue House:- We will have to play 2 matches in two consecutive days. This is just ridiculous!
Football Captain of Green House:- Same is the case with us also. Bairagi sir, you are from Yellow house. That’s why; you are not giving Yellow house to play for consecutive 2 days.
Mr. Bairagi:- I don’t want any argument. The fixtures have been made by lottery system only. Either you play on the scheduled day, or give a walk-over, as simple as that. No argument, please!
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Mrs. Poddar:- Muhammad Bin Tughlaq was an innovative person, but whatever bold decisions he took, actually failed. He shifted his capital without any logic.
Sudeshna:- Madam, why all the rulers always preferred to have the capital of their kingdom in Delhi?
Mrs.Poddar:- Delhi is not so easy to conquer as it is at the middle zone of North India. You can easily guard Delhi from all ends. Say, if Calcutta, Madras or Bombay would have been the capital of a kingdom, then easily, some conquerors would have attacked it by using their naval powers from the coastline areas. Anyway, we have ended the chapter of Delhi Sultanate. In the next class, we will learn about the Mughals.
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Sajal:- Tomorrow’s league match is like a semi-final. The team which wins the match will reach the final.
Santu:- The draw against Red House in today’s match saved us. That 1 vital point kept us in the hunt. Had Red House won this match, both Yellow & Green House had no chance for the final. Blue House is already in the final. Red House is 1 point ahead of us. Yellow House is yet to win a single match. We are with 2 points for 2 draw matches.
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Rikshit (Football Captain of Yellow House):- Oh! It is a bad luck for us! They got the goal in the last minute. We defended the entire match very well.
Dwaipayan (Football Vice Captain of Yellow House):- Our team is not having a good striker at all. Our mid-field and defense is strong, but for how many minutes they will fight, if we cannot score a goal. This year, we have not scored a single goal in three matches. Last year, our strikers, Mihir daa & Rabin daa scored so many goals. This defending champion team has failed to perform this year.
Rikshit:- Ki aar koraa jaabey…last year was the final year for Mihir daa & Rabin daa…now, we have to play with whatever players we get. This year, we have got good defenders & midfielders from Class VIII. Nonigopal, Hardayal and Rakesh are not so bad.
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Sid:- Hey, Noni & Hardayal, come here. I have ordered ‘Sattu Sharbat’ for you people also.
Nonigopal:- Your team has won the match. You should sponsor it.
Sajal:- Yeah! Yeah! We are sponsoring it. Don’t worry!
Hardayal:- We lost the match in the last minute.
Santu:- arrey bhai! Tum logon ka stamina bahut kam hain…In the 2nd half, the entire defense unit of Yellow House was looking weak. The stamina problem! Look at our Green House team. All the players are full of stamina. Before the match, drink ‘Sattu Sharbat’ or some Kajoo Badams. Keep on jogging and stretching your legs before the start of the match.
Hardayal:- Thanks for giving us the treat of a glass full of Sattu Sharbat of 5 bucks. Actually, you people have luckily got the goal in the last minute, that’s why; you all are giving lectures to us. Had it been a drawn match, you people would have not uttered a single word. Anyway, that’s part of the game. Best of Luck to the Green House for the final match against Blue House on next Wednesday.
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