Bidisha:- Take these sweets. My mom prepared it yesterday.
Arindam:- Oho! Narkol Naaru (Sweets made of coconuts)! It is my favorite. Tell thanks on my behalf to Basundhara Aunty. Yesterday, it was Lakkhi Pujo (Laxmi Puja). That’s why?
Bidisha:- How is the taste of these sweets?
Arindam:- Fantastic! Awesome! I am not getting other fabulous adjectives to express my feelings at this moment. Your mom just rocks!
Bidisha:- Accha! Now, let me tell you the truth. Actually, I have prepared these sweets. I learned it from my mom and prepared it on my own yesterday. That’s why; I brought those sweets to school for you.
Arindam:- Oh! You have prepared it! What’s the point in telling a lie that your mom prepared it!
Bidisha:- To know the truth, whether the sweets were really good enough or not. Had I told in the first place that I have prepared it, then you would have not appreciated that the sweets were really good.
Arindam:- Ok! Ok! Anyway, I am glad to know that you have learned how to prepare these sweets.
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Ganga:- This year, I am planning to prepare special Tubris. Joseph, Arindam, Chinmoy and Dolui; you should come to our co-operative society in this Kali Puja.
Dolui:- We are always ready to go to your house, Ganga daa.
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Anjana:- Wow! Such a nice tubri! Ganga, you are really expert in preparing tubris. My elder brother bought some tubris from a nearby shop. Those were not of such a good quality.
Ganga:- Thanks, Anjana!
Anjana:- Look at your friends, there! Ha ha ha…they are dancing with Rang-Mashaals. The entire terrace has been lightened up!
Arindam:- Arrey, Anjana! We have no other options! At your terrace, fire crackers are not allowed. So, we are enjoying ourselves with Rang-Mashaals only.
Anjana:- Ok, ok! Enjoy yourselves! Oh! I forgot to tell one thing! Why don’t you people come to my house on Bhatri Dwitiya (Bhaiya Dwuj), a day after tomorrow? After all; I am your little sister only.
Chinmoy:- Yeah! Yeah! I have no problem! I don’t have any own sister also.
Dolui:- Same is the case for Arindam and me.
Joseph:- I have one elder sister and one younger sister, but none of them ever celebrated ‘Bhatri Dwitiya’. Anjana, I will also come.
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Anjana:- ‘Bhaiyer Kapaaley dilam phonta…jom er duarey parlo kaanta.’
Dibakar:- My sweet sister, I have a special gift for you. You wanted a little puppy. So, I have brought a little white puppy for you.
Anjana:- Wow! Thank you, Dada. What is his name?
Dibakar:- His name is Tommy. From now on, he is your little bodyguard.
Arindam:- Ha ha ha…Ganga daa…Beware of this Tommy…If it bites you, then you have to take 14 injections.
Ganga:- Hmm…but this dog will not bite me because I am his future jamai babu.
Anjana:- My other brothers have not brought any gift for me !
Chinmoy:- I have brought a Reynolds Jetter Pen for you.
Joseph:- I have brought a small heart-shaped mirror.
Dolui:- I have brought a teddy bear toy for you.
Arindam:- I have brought Rasogollas, Lyangchas and lots of Cadburys for you. What are you staring at? Now, take these gifts.
Anjana:- He he he…oh! My sweet brothers! Thank you!
Arindam:- Sudhu Thank you tey peth bhorbey naa….We are feeling very hungry! Go inside the kitchen and bring hot luchis, Aloor Dum, Cholar Daal, Suji, chaaler payesh, patoler korma, fried rice, chicken kasa, misti doi, rasogollas and pantuas.
Anjana:- Ha ha ha…If I had the idea before hand, that all my new brothers are foodie in nature, I would have surely arranged those food items. Mom has prepared only Luchi, Aloor dum, Misti Doi and chaaler payesh.
Arindam:- Ha ha ha…chaap nicchish kano? Whatever is there; bring it. Amar janyo chaaler payesh taa besi anish.
Chinmoy:- Bring more luchis for me.
Joseph:- I love misti doi. Amar janyo doi ta besi anis.
Anjana:- Uff…my brothers are so demanding…baabba…ok, ok, just relax. Foods are coming.
Ganga:- Ha ha ha…Anjana is now feeling the heat of ‘Bhatri Dwitiya’. I also tease my elder sister on this special day. But, whatever gift or food I demand on this day, my didi always give that. After all; my didi loves me so much. Accha, you people carry on. Let me go and have the bhai phonta from my didi. She will not eat anything, unless I take that phonta. So, Anjana, can I go?
Anjana:- Today, it is the day of brothers and sisters. I cannot interfere in that relation at least on today. Nyakami karo na…jaao tomar didir kachey.
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Raqeeb:- Ha ha ha…now, it is my turn to celebrate! You people celebrated ‘Subho Bijoya’ with me. Now, I will celebrate ‘Bakri Id’ with you people.
Bhanu:- Ei re..kyachal korechey….hotath amader Kumbhakarna is too excited!
Raqeeb:- Day after tomorrow! All our classmates are invited to my house. This year, my grandfather is giving a gala treat in our locality on Bakri Id.
Kanchan:- Why? What’s the reason!
Raqeeb:- My grandfather went to Mecca this year to pray for his daughter. His daughter, that is, my bua ji (father’s sister) had given birth to dead children in two previous cases. Again, this year, she was pregnant. Last week, she gave birth to a healthy baby boy. My grandfather thinks that Allah has listened to his prayer.
Nonigopal:- That’s a superstition! Medical science is improving day by day to reduce the infant mortality rate. Your Allah has nothing to do in this regard.
Satya:- To some extent, I agree to your logic, Nonigopal. But, side by side, it is also true that even a No.1 doctor of this world has to surrender in front of God at some point of time. That’s why; the word, ‘miracle’ is there in the Oxford Dictionary.
Arindam:- See the fun! You people have started debating on this issue now. Arrey, the bottom line is; whatever may be the reason; the grandfather of Raqeeb has invited us for a treat. So, we will go for the treat. But, Raqeeb, we are Hindus. We don’t eat the cow’s meat.
Raqeeb:- Arrey, Arindam bhaya! We are khandaani Muslims, not the low-category muslims of Metiabruz, Razabazaar or other undeveloped areas. In our family, as prescribed by our family doctors, any type of red meat is not allowed. As per recent research, red meats are the source of all types of new viruses in our human body. So, in our house, you will find only chicken items and paneer items.
Tamang:- Baah! Baah! Then it’s okay. We will surely go to that party.
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Raziya (Raqeeb’s mother):- Arrey, why you people are so shy? Eat, eat and eat. Look at me! I eat so much that I am becoming fatter day by day. Unless you eat, where from you will get the energy in your body.
Gurcharan:- Rabi bhaya…all mothers are same. You have to appreciate that. My mom also gives the same lecture to me.
Rabi:- Hmm…that’s true. But, this Kheer is fabulous. Raziya Chachi, aur thora kheer milega.
Raziya (Raqeeb’s mother):- jaroor kyon nahi…Arrey, Raqeeb beta, aur kheer laao.
Arindam:- Ganga daa, Muslims have their own style of preparation. Like in this Kheer, they have used cashew nuts, kismiss and small crushed pieces of coconuts. I mean, they don’t compromise with the quality of foods. They are always concerned about the nutrient value of a food item.
Ganga:- This is nothing at all. I have read in some journals and magazines that the Mughal Kings and other Muslim Nawabs used to have a Royal Kitchen of their own. Moreover, the Moghlai Khana came from Muslims of Middle East only. They are so tasty and healthy.
Hardayal:- Arrey, kya tum log, moghlai khana ka tareef kar rahe ho…come to any Punjabi Dhaba, we will show you…khana kisey kahetey hain…
Nonigopal:- No, Punjabi foods are also good. Bengali foods are also good.
Revathi:- Ha ha ha…oh! You people are making us laugh now. Arrey, bhai…every good food is good only, provided you are hungry at that moment to enjoy that food.
Bidisha:- Ok, leave this topic. It is already 3.35 PM. Let us go back home now.
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Riku:- Come on, Arindam! Let us have a running practice of 100 m.
Arindam:- You will run with me! I will beat you within a few seconds.
Riku:- No, yaar! We will not run in high speeds. We will just jog for 100 m or so with a decent speed. Just a practice! Come on!
Arindam:- Ok, as you wish!
Riku:- Ok, 1, 2, 3…start.
Arindam:- You are also a good sprinter. Sometimes, I do admire your sporting spirit.
Riku:- You are telling the truth or just flirting with me.
Arindam:- Why should I flirt with you! Aaha! Dekh ke! See; you fell down! Look towards the ground while talking with me.
Riku:- Aah! I am having a bruise on my right knee.
Arindam:- Don’t worry; there are lots of marigold trees in this Eastern park. The leaves of marigold will be enough to cure your bruise. Give me your hand! Let me lift you up.
Riku:- Thanks for the help! You are a very caring boy, Arindam.
Arindam:- No, I am not so! I like you; that’s why! Riku, if you don’t mind; I need to say something to you. I have really started liking you. I think that I am in love with you. Riku, I love you.
Riku:- What! Oh! God! That’s the problem with you boys. You people don’t know the difference between infatuation and love. Arindam, you are just my friend. Moreover, a boy of Class IX has proposed me 2 weeks ago. I have accepted his proposal. I love that guy. His name is Manoj, the vice-captain of Blue House.
Arindam:- Oh! That characterless guy!
Riku:- Whatever may be! He is smart, handsome, dynamic, hails from a rich family. He has a bike and a Maruti 800 too. He is good at driving too.
Arindam:- Whatever may be! Do you know that he is having 2-3 other girlfriends also?
Riku:- It hardly matters! It is just a time-pass! Give and take policy; you know.
Arindam:- Now, you are insulting my sweet love towards you. I am now feeling sorry to myself that I have proposed to a girl who believes in Give and Take policy. Love is a business or what!
Riku:- Yeah, to some extent! In our family, business matters first! My dad could have married his college girlfriend who was from a poor middle class family. But, my dad married to the daughter of Khaitan family to expand his business empire in this city.
Arindam:- Saala Marwari jaath…You people can sell your love for the sake of profits in business.
Riku:- Don’t talk to me like that, Arindam! You are now talking like a racist.
Arindam:- Truth is truth, naah! You can’t suppress it. Anyway, leave this topic. We were friends. Let us remain as friends only. I am sorry! Just forget my proposal.
Riku:- Anyway; Manoj is calling us for some meetings.
Arindam:- You go there. I will not hear all his bull-shit lectures. I am a better sports person than him.
Riku:- Now, it is pure jealousy, Arindam! First, he is the vice-captain of Blue House, after that; he is my boyfriend. Come on!
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Riku:- Do you know something! A very interesting thing happened in the Eastern Park yesterday!
Bidisha:- What! What happened?
Riku:- Arindam proposed me! I swear! He told me ‘Riku, I love you. I see you all the time, whenever I close my eyes. You come in my dreams. Riku, be my girlfriend.’
Bidisha:- Oh! Congrats! You are lucky to get that proposal from such an idiot.
Riku:- Lucky! Uuh! Arindam is lucky that I have not slapped him. How dare he? He crossed his limits. Straight away, I have rejected his proposal and he even said sorry to me.
Bidisha:- Oh! Really! Thank God! Now, Arindam is very lucky in this regard.
Riku:- What! What the hell are you trying to say!
Bidisha:- Well, you will not understand it. But, thanks for rejecting his proposal. Manoj is a much better guy for you than Arindam. Be happy with Manoj. Don’t dare to touch Arindam in future also.
Riku:- Accha! Who the hell you are to order me on that! Just a second! Wait and watch, what I can do? Guys! Please listen to me! Yesterday, Arindam proposed to me at the Eastern Park. I have rejected his proposal. Have I done right or wrong? After all; I am already committed to someone else.
Ganga:- Saala Arindam! How, you proposed this girl! Chee! Chee! Now, she is insulting you in front of the entire class.
Arindam:- It was a mistake, Ganga daa. I wrongly judged that girl. Riku is a very mean-minded girl.
Dolui:- Don’t worry; Arindam! That’s why; there is a famous saying, ‘Love is blind’. At least, you are lucky that she rejected you. She could have made you dance on her fingertips and then throw you out at the dustbin.
Arindam:- Exactly! You are right, Dolui. Anyway, let me now counter-attack Riku in front of the class. Guys, please listen to me. I am really sorry to say that I have committed a mistake by saying ‘I Love you’ to a girl, who believes in Give and Take policy. How many boys in this class would have proposed to a girl who believes in Give & Take policy; please raise your hands! Wow! Not a single hand has been raised! Riku, had I known your mindset beforehand, I would have never made friendship with you also.
Students of Class VII (Clapping at the back-end):- Jeeyo mama! Kaapiye diccho!
Riku:- Just go to hell, Arindam! From now on! Don’t talk to me again.
Bhanu:- Hussh! Hussh! Guys, please keep quiet. Our class teacher is coming to take the class.
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Mrs. Roy:- Good afternoon, Students! Uff! Everyone is complaining that the students of my class always shout more during tiffin period. Why can’t you people talk among yourselves softly, I really don’t understand. Anyway; there is a notification for you all. From now on, it is mandatory for all students from Class VII to Class X to wear long neck –ties. Earlier it was not mandatory for all. You have to buy the newer versions of long neck-ties from our school counter. Each costs only 90 bucks.
Nonigopal (whispering):- I don’t know how to tie a long neck-tie and they have made it mandatory!
Sajal (whispering):- My case is also the same. On Monday, my mom ties the knot of the neck-tie. Every day, after going back home, I untie the tie from my neck without untying the knot. Next day, again, I just enter that tie in my neck. I keep on continuing the process till Friday.
Mrs. Roy:- Aah! Don’t talk among yourselves. You people are so talkative in nature…uuh! Accha, listen, there is an announcement. This year, we will have our picnic at Alipore Zoo.
Students of Class VII:- Ha ha ha…Alipore Zoo!
Mrs. Roy:- Aiyee…class! Silence please! What is there to laugh about it! Actually, this year, we have got no picnic spot. So, we decided to have a small picnic in the zoo only. You people will enjoy seeing those animals and they will also enjoy seeing you such talkative animals. No foods will be cooked inside the zoo. Those who are interested for the picnic, has to pay 100 bucks each. We will have bananas, eggs, teas and breads in breakfast inside the bus. Then around 10.30 AM, we will have Hinger Kalai Suti Kachuri with Cholar Daal. Those packets will come from Sri Hari Mistanna Bhandar. At around 1.30 PM, we will have Mutton Biriyani. Those packets will come from Shiraz Restaurant. In the afternoon, we will have cups of coffees with cream biscuits. So, overall, it is a fantastic arrangement. Everyone should go and enjoy the picnic.
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Parag:- Oh! It is so cold today! Are these animals not feeling the chilliness? By the way; these Zebras are from which country?
Raja:- These Zebras are found in the Savannah regions. Almost in every southern African nation, you will find Zebras.
Nonigopal:- Hmm…they are neither horses nor donkeys, but Zebras, he he he…
Fatima:- You will be surprised to know that horses and giraffes are the evolutionary creatures transformed from the donkey breeds only.
Meenakshi:- Aha! Fatima! I am damn sure that you have completed reading the chapter of ‘Theory of Evolution’ by Charles Darwin in our Life Science Book.
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Arindam:- Strange! Where is the snake, inside this glass room?
Bidisha:- How can you see it! In this winter season, it is hibernating!
Kanchan:- Hmm…look through the glass room, carefully. The color of the snake is also green. It is hiding behind those leaves. You can hardly recognize it. These snakes have two mouths. (Dui Mukho Saap). They are very deadly. If you attack them on trees, then they will first target your naked eyes.
Arindam:- Oh! Why God created these snakes and reptiles?
Bidisha:- Very funny! Do you know why God created you?
Arindam:- No, I have never tried to know about it also.
Bidisha:- Then, just keep your mouth shut, idiot!
Sajal:- Look here! It is a Go-saap. Looks like a fat lizard, but, it is also a deadly snake. I have heard that if it bites you in a field, then it will not leave you, till the rain falls from the sky.
Chinmay:- Dhaath…jato sab ajgubi gappo bolish…It is a deadly snake, that much information is correct.
Bidisha:- Accha, Arindam! Are those crocodiles alive or dead?
Arindam:- Just do one thing! Jump down from this balcony to their territory. Then ask them, whether they are alive or not!
Sajal:- Bidisha, these crocodiles are hibernating. That’s why; they are not moving here and there. Don’t underestimate crocodiles. They are very deadly creatures of water. There is a famous saying, ‘Jaley Kumir aar Daangaye Baagh’.
Arindam:- Have you people seen the film ‘Jurassic Park’?
Tiya:- Yeah! I have seen it.
Arindam:- Tiya, those dinosaurs were the direct ancestors of these crocodiles. Thousand years ago, these crocodiles had the shape of a whale. Now, their size has reduced.
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Gurcharan:- Bhai Hardayal! Why these elephants are always taking up dry mud from the ground with their trunk and spreading it on their body?
Hardayal:- I think they are feeling very cold. That’s why; they are using those muds to cover their skin.
Tamang:- The exhibit of the elephants are just beside the boundary wall of this zoo. This is a poor planning.
Satya:- Don’t worry; these elephants are not as wild as of Jaldapara or Dalma.
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Riku:- Where is the exhibit of Royal Bengal Tigers?
Meenakshi:- Can you smell that bad odour? That’s the body odour of a tiger. If we go this way, we will reach to the tiger’s cage. It is already lunch time. The tiger is roaring out of hunger.
Riku:- Wow! The tiger is so beautiful, though wild in nature.
Meenakshi:- Its’ beauty lies in its wildness. This is the national animal of India. Look at the left exhibit of the Royal Bengal Tiger. It is a white tiger. Then just beside it, it is a tiger from hilly areas. Can you feel the difference!
Riku:- Yes, the Royal Bengal Tiger is bigger in size in all respects. Even the roars of a Royal Bengal Tiger are deadlier than that of the other types of tigers. Royal Bengal Tiger always behave like a King in its each and every movement.
Meenakshi:- Hmmm….After all, Royal Bengal Tiger is the King of Sundarbans. This is the only type of tiger in this world which can swim. In Sundarbans, there were many instances, where a Royal Bengal Tiger has chased small steamers and boats by swimming the rivers.
Riku:- Baapre! What a dangerous creature. It is an all-rounder!
Meenakshi:- Anyway, it is hungry now. So are we. Let us go and have our mutton biriyani and let it enjoy its meal.
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Raghav:- In our class; Rihanna has the best boobs. What do you say?
Arindam:- Yeah! That’s true! This year, she will participate in the Inter-House sports. In the Police Training Field, there is a changing room for girls. Just behind it, there are plenty of bushes. You can easily see everything by poking through the ventilators. No one can see you in those bushes from outside.
Raghav:- Uff! So, you are planning to see Rihanna’s boobs. That’s great! Best of luck!
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Mrs. Samaddar:- This year, Blue House is the winner of Inter-House Sports Competition. They have defeated Yellow House by 22 points. After Yellow House, the Green House secured the 3rd position and Red House is at the last position.
Arindam:- So, Santu babu, any comments on the result. Last year, I told you something.
Santu:- Yeah! Congrats for the victory! This time, it was all out display by Blue and Yellow House. Look at the scoreboard. Blue House is on 228 points, Yellow House is at 206 points and Green House is at 171 points followed by Red House at 164 points. So, hardly, we have been able to compete. But, was there any cold war between you and Manoj? Both of you were not leaving each other a single inch in any race. It was like Blue Vs Blue.
Arindam:- Ha ha ha..Nothing like that! When you start running, you just run to reach the destination before anyone else, no matter who the hell is your competitor. But, hats off to Nonigopal! He is the one who gave me tough competition in all the races. In 100 m, I got gold medal, he got silver. He came back in 400 m race, to get the gold medal and I secured silver medal only. In relay race, his last sprinting helped his team to get the gold medal. In mixed relay race, I beat him in the last hurdle to take the gold medal. So, the fight was on. Nonigopal, you run like a Cheetah.
Nonigopal:- Ha ha ha…and you run like a Royal Bengal Tiger!
Santu:- Oops! We, the Green House team witnessed a war between a Cheetah and a Royal Bengal Tiger. That’s great! Ei, Arindam, Bidisha is calling you. She must be very depressed. That’s why; she is not coming here to avoid hearing some comments. So Sad! God save Red House! He he he…
Arindam:- Aah! Red House is just behind by 7 points from Green House. At least, you should not laugh at Red House. Anyway; I am going now. Talk to you later.
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Arindam:- Yes, madam! What’s the matter!
Bidisha:- I am feeling very sad now because of poor performance by Red House.
Arindam:- Yeah! I can understand it.
Bidisha:- Please accompany with me to my house. No one is there in my house today. Chal naa…ektu adda maarbo…then you can go to your house. Our driver has parked the car there. Come on! Let’s go!
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Bidisha:- Uff! I am totally wet due to sweat. It is so hot!
Arindam:- Your house is always hot. Tell your dad to buy an Air Conditioner machine.
Bidisha:- Let my dad decide on that! Arindam, just unbutton my skirt. I am feeling so hot. Wait, let me close the door.
Arindam:- Have you gone crazy, Bidisha! Why are you opening your dress in front of me!
Bidisha:- Arindam, how was Rihanna’s boobs inside that changing room? Raghav told me everything. That’s why; I sent Rihanna to the other changing room. I saw you poking from the ventilator. That’s why; I opened everything in front of you while facing towards the ventilator. So, dear, are my boobs better than that of Rihanna?
Arindam:- Oh! Shit! That bloody Raghav! Bidisha! I am sorry! Please…try to understand…I was targeting Rihanna only.
Bidisha:- Why Rihanna? Why not me? I am also having lovely boobs. Arindam, you have no option to escape. If you escape now, I will tell everyone that you poked at me from the ventilator, while I was changing my dress. Even, I can utilize Raghav in this regard.
Arindam:- So, what should I do now if I can’t escape from here?
Bidisha:- Love me, naah! What’s the point in seeing it from a distance? Just squeeze it, suck it…come on, dear. Just undress yourself. We will bath together. Don’t worry, dear. Mom and dad will not come before 6 PM. It is now 4.20 PM only. Hug me tightly, Arindam. Mmmuaah….
Arindam:- Umm….Bidisha…you also have lovely boobs. I like it. Mmuuaah…
Bidisha (whispering in oral sex):- When you like me and my body, how can you propose Riku, that bloody girl. I love you, Arindam.
Arindam:- What! Bidisha! Are you sure?
Bidisha (in an excited mode):- Ummm….yeah, baby…I love you….mmuaah…sonamoni amaar…kichui toh bujhish naa…sudhu jhogra korish…You are my lover only….Don’t you love me, dear.
Arindam (whispering in surprise):- I have never looked at you like that. You are a good girl. But!
Bidisha:- Let us bath under the shower now, fully naked. Uhu! What a black asset you have…he he he…I know that you will never propose me. But, I love you very much, Arindam.
Arindam:- Maybe, I am not in love with you, but surely, I am falling in love with your spirited love towards me. Come closer, dear! Mmmuaah….I love you too…but please don’t tell anyone that I have said it, like Riku did in the classroom.
Bidisha:- Dhaath! I respect privacy as a traditional girl. I am not like Riku, the bloody fellow.
Arindam:- Ha ha ha…Oh! Bidu…you are such a sweet girl. I am proud to have you as my friend (girl).
Bidisha:- Thank you! Now, it is 5.35 PM. Arindam, dress yourself up. Our driver will drop you at home. See you tomorrow. Give me a kiss, dear, before saying Tata, bye, bye for today.
Arindam:- dekhi tomar sundar gaal khaani…ektu chumu khaai….Mmmuaah…bye for now, dear. See you tomorrow again.
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