Deepak:- Yahoo! Chahey koi mujhey junglee kahein…kaheney doh jee…kahata rahey…hum kya karein…yahoo!
Chinmoy:- ki holo re…suddenly, you are singing this song.
Deepak:- Arrey, in DD-2 everyday at 9 PM, they are showing the films of Shammi Kapoor. Every month, a retrospective goes on based on some film star. This month has been allotted for Shammi Kapoor starrer films.
Chinmoy:- Hmm…I watched one film of Shammi Kapoor. That was ‘Kashmir Ki Kali’. Wow! What a beautiful location it was, where that song was picturized…’Yeh Chand sa roshan chehra…tareef karoon kya uski jisney tumhey banaya.’
Raqeeb:- baah baah…baah…show me a film of Shammi Kapoor where there is not a single song of Mohammad Rafi. If Rajesh Khanna & Amitabh Bacchan starrer films had the songs of Kishore Kumar, then Mohammad Rafi sang for Shammi Kapoor. Remember that song, ‘Aaj kaal tere mere pyar ke charchein har jubaan par…sabko maloom hain aur sab ko khabar ho gayee.’
Deepak:- Bhai…mano ya na mano…Shammi Kapoor was a unique romantic hero. Everyone say that Dev Anand is still the evergreen hero, but Dev Anand can never do that acrobatic dance like Shammi Kapoor.
Chinmoy:- Ha ha ha…Shammi Kapoor had his own style of dancing. No one can copy that style. But how that Shammi Kapoor became so fat in the old age, I really don’t know.
Raqeeb:- The Kapoor family members are traditionally alcoholic. The more they drink, the more they become fat. But, the fatty Shammi Kapoor also played some good roles of a father in many films.
Prakash:- Ha ha ha…oh! My God! Our Bairagi Sir is a jewel…I tell you. Just 5 minutes ago, he has created history.
Deepak:- Why? What happened?
Prakash:- After having my tiffin at the canteen, I was just passing by the Principal’s room. Bairagi Sir and Roland Sir were standing outside the room. Bairagi Sir gave a packet of sweets to Roland Sir and said, ‘Sir, have these sweets. I am very happy today as my daughter has just passed away after giving Madhyamik Examination.’
All the students sitting inside the classroom of Class VI A:- Ha ha ha…ho ho ho…long live Bairagi Sir.
Raqeeb:- Ha ha ha..uskey baad kya hua?
Prakash:- hona kya tha…Roland sir was just stunned to hear that. He was not uttering any word. He was just looking at Bairagi Sir and then looking here and there. After a pause, he shouted, ‘Mr. Bairagi, are you ok. Have you gone mad or what? I mean, for this sad news, you are giving sweets. Are you ok?’
Chinmoy:- Ha ha ha…tarpor tarpor…
Prakash:- Luckily, Subir Sir was passing by. He understood the entire drama. He said to Roland Sir, ‘Sir, actually, the English of Mr. Bairagi is very poor. His daughter has secured 45% marks in Madhyamik Examination and luckily passed that exam. Sir, just take the sweets packet and go inside.’ Mr.Roland kept on laughing for around 2 minutes and then said, ‘Mr. Bairagi, from now on, don’t speak to me in English. I can understand Bengali. I don’t want to have a heart attack after hearing your English.’
Deepak:- Ha ha ha…majaa aa gaya yaar. Surely, it is a height of comedy.
Jahar:- Husssh…class…please…the fourth bell has rung. Now, Shiela madam is coming towards our class. Please maintain silence.
Shiela Madam:- Good afternoon children. Have you all brought the chart papers, ribbons, chumkis, scissors and gums?
Students of Class VI A:- Yes, madam.
Shiela Madam:- Great! Today, we will learn to create a ‘USE ME’ Box or a ‘Paper Dustbin’ with the chart papers.
Ganga:- Uff…this Shiela Madam always wears transparent colored sarees. She is tall, beautiful and fair-complexioned. My dick always rises up after seeing her…Can’t help it.
Joseph:- Umm…mine is also in the same condition. Moreover, she is wearing a deep colored blouse with a white colored bra inside. She is damn hot. That’s why; I really like this Work Education period.
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Meenakshi:- Yesterday, I went to watch the film ‘SAAJAN’ at the Globe Cinema Hall. It is a nice romantic film.
Revathi:- I have also watched that film with my parents. Madhuri Dixit was looking so sweet in that film and that song, ‘Bahut pyar kartey hain..tumko sanam.’
Tamang:- Hai hai…whom do you love so much, Revathi.
Revathi:- Ei, who told you to listen to our discussion? Just mind your own business.
Tamang:- I have also watched that film. Have you people not liked the Aman Verma?
Meenakshi:- Actually, that character is too much submissive. But finally, he expressed his love towards her. I also liked that song, ‘Dekha hain pehli baar…Saajan ki aankhon mein pyar.’
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Nonigopal:- Kanak di, everyday, while going back home, you sit in the last seat of this school bus with Nitai. Is he your boyfriend?
Kanaklata:- No, no, he is not my boyfriend.
Nonigopal:- Don’t tell lie, Kanak di. I have seen him kissing you and touching your thighs and cleavages.
Kanaklata:- Oh! You will not understand these things, Noni. When you will grow up and study in Class IX or X, you will feel the meaning of internal desire. Everyone does that. You will also enjoy with girls when you will grow up. Nitai is just one of my best friends. I have a boyfriend who studies with me at the Pathfinder coaching center. Noni, do you have any girlfriend.
Nonigopal:- Dhaath…I am not interested in all these things. In this world, there are no girls who will ever fall in love with a boy like me.
Kanaklata:- When I was at class VI, I also used to think like that. But, I also don’t know, when I fell in love, why someone proposed me? Noni, love is that accident which causes no physical injuries, but yes, your heart gets stolen by your beloved partner. Love just happens. Neither you can fall in love with someone forcefully nor can you force someone to fall in love with you.
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Ganga:- ‘Sandhya ghanato jakhan paraaye paaraye…rock…hindi gaaner buli..sadyo sekha galagaali ...ekgahey hoye jeto samay samay…bojheni abujh mon…se prathom prem amar Nilanjana..’
Arindam:- Arrey…Ganga da, What happened? Suddenly, you are singing a romantic song.
Ganga:- Arindam, this is a new type of song from a budding singer, Nachiketa. I like this song. But, I am yet to feel…about first love. Arindam, have you ever fallen in love with someone?
Arindam:- No, not yet. I don’t even know the letter ‘L’ of Love. But I have read in several story books that no one forgets his/her first love.
Ganga:- That’s true! It is because of the fact that the first love is always simple, innocent and comes from within the heart. In 1st love, an excitement is there, but in 2nd or 3rd love, that excitement fades away. I have also read all these things in several adult magazines. Like you, I am yet to fall in love with any girl.
Arindam:- Do you like any girl, Ganga daa?
Ganga:- Yeah, there is a girl who stays in my neighborhood. Whenever she sees me, she gives a lovely smile. For 3 years, I keep on staring at her and she gives a sweet smile. I am yet to talk with her. We have never talked with each other. But, something is there in that sweet smile that attracts me. What about you, Arindam?
Arindam:- No, no, I am not getting attracted to any girl. My heart is very strong.
Ganga:- Accha! Oh! Really! You never know when Riku will enter inside your fortress like a Trojan mane.
Arindam:- Ha ha ha…no, no, I know, I have some weakness towards Riku, but still, my brain has kept my heart under control.
Ganga:- It is an old age saying that when a person falls in love, his/her heart don’t obey the orders of his/her brain. If you fall in love, automatically, your heart will compel you to say those three magic words to your beloved girl. One day, everyone needs a partner. Have you not seen the film ‘Aashiqui’. There is a song of Kumar Sanu in that film, ‘Baash ek Sanam chaiye…aashiqui ke liye.’ And then after falling in love, you need to sing the song of ‘Phool Aur Kaante’ film, which is ‘Dheere Dheere pyar ko badhana hain…hadh se gujar jaana hain.’
Revathi:- Wow! Ganga daa…you are in romantic mood today…What’s the matter?
Ganga:- Nothing at all; Just having some discussion about love.
Revathi:- Today is Raksha Bandhan Day. Come on; give me your right hand. Let me tie the Rakhi. Where is my gift?
Ganga:- Ha ha ha…This is the last ‘5 Star’ chocolate that I have in my pocket, he he he…take it.
Arindam:- This is not fair, Revathi. Where is my Rakhi?
Revathi:- Sorry; you are not my brother. I mean; I don’t have any Rakhi now. I brought 10 Rakhis. I have tied all of them to my 10 sweet brothers in this class. Don’t mind please.
Arindam:- Who told you that I am not your brother? Just buy another Rakhi from our Sticker Dadu and tie it on my hand. I will give you two ‘5 Star’ chocolates.
Revathi:- Sorry, Arindam. Better luck next time. I will tie you the Rakhi next year if I really take the decision that you are my brother. Why don’t you go and tell Riku or Bidisha to tie you a Rakhi. They will surely obey your orders; I am damn sure about that.
Ganga:- Ha ha ha…well said, Revathi. Go away from Arindam now.
Arindam:- You are lucky, Ganga daa. You have so many Rakhis on your hand and look at me. I have never got any Rakhi from any of the girls in this school.
Ganga:- Arrey, you are lucky! At least you don’t become bankrupt on this special day. I came out of my house with 130 bucks in my pocket. Now, only 30 bucks is left. 100 bucks has been spent on giving gifts to all my sweet sisters in this school. Accha, tell me one thing. You requested Revathi to tie you a Rakhi but why you have never requested Riku or Bidisha to do the same thing?
Arindam:- Because I have never regarded those two girls as my sister. They are my good friends only.
Ganga:- Exactly! You have some weak points towards those two girls. That’s why! Similarly, Revathi has never regarded you as her brother. It is as simple as that. You can’t force her to tie you a Rakhi. Try to understand.
Arindam:- Anyway…whatever it is. I don’t want to discuss about these things and I don’t want to know also what Revathi thinks about me. Look there; Joseph is calling us. Let us go there.
Joseph:- ei bhai log…beedi peeyega beedi. Pandey ji ke saath setting ho gaya hain…He will take 10 bucks from us. Just behind the old building of our school, there is a small lane inside the campus, where Pandey ji stays inside a small room with a roof-top made of tin(Tiner Chaal deoa Baari). Now, around 5 minutes more left for this tiffin break to end. Let us try out the beedi.
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Arindam:- Oakh…khokh..khokh…
Pandey ji:- Arrey…dheerey se peena tha…pehli baar beedi pee rahe ho…thoda dheere se peena tha…
Arindam:- Dhaash…it is a bullshit thing. I will not smoke beedi anymore. You people carry on.
Ganga:- No, I am liking it. First time, it is a jhatka, but in the 2nd time, you feel the effect of tobacco. Actually, I have heard from our seniors that beedi is more injurious to health than a cigarette because beedi has no filter in it. But, the beedi is tastier than a cigarette.
Pandey ji:- par yeh jo Charminar cigarette hai na…woh sab sey khatarnak cigarette hain…bangla mein toh usey kahtey hain…lyangto cigarette.
Joseph:- Ha ha ha…that cigarette is nude…because it has no filter…ha ha ha…uff Pandey ji..Hats off to you!
Arindam:- Arrey, is there a girls’ toilet out here or what? See just at a few steps from Pandey ji’s room, two girls entered inside that toilet together.
Pandey ji:- Oh! Haan haan…ladki logon ka toilet hai idhaar…sab ko maloom nahi hain…par yeh doh ladkiyon ko kabhi kabhi dekhta hoon…ek hee sath aati hai toilet karney ki liye…
Ganga:- Hey, Arindam, what’s your problem. Let those two senior girls do toilet wherever they feel like. You just enjoy beedi…he he he…
Joseph:- Ei, the bell has rung. Come on, let’s go to our classroom. Now, it is Mrs. Samaddar’s class. She will not allow latecomers to enter inside the classroom.
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Mrs.Samaddar:- Open your text books. Today we will start the new chapter, ‘Antarctica’. Before starting the chapter, let me ask, does anyone in this class know, where is Antarctica?
Raghav:- Yes, madam. Antarctica is in the South Pole.
Mrs. Samaddar:- Exactly! Is it an island or a continent?
Rabi:- Island, madam.
Mrs. Samaddar:- No, it is a continent. I think that most of you have heard about the famous bird, Penguin, which cannot fly but swim and walk only. Where can you see those penguins? It is in Antarctica only. Now, you may ask the question, ‘Madam, Antarctica is full of ice. There is no vegetation, no population, no farming land, then for what reason we are so interested in knowing about Antarctica?’ The answer is that the Antarctica is the controlling center of global climate. Fluctuation of even 1 degree in the temperature of Antarctica affects the global temperature. Scientists of many nations including India are yet to discover the full-fledged mysteries of Antarctica.
Mr. Roland:- Excuse me madam! Please don’t mind! I will just take a few minutes. Good afternoon students.
Students of Class VI A:- Good afternoon, Sir.
Mr.Roland:- On this coming Friday, it is 15th August, the Independence Day. On this day, we will have a Cultural Competition on the theme of patriotism. Mitra Institution, Dr.Shymaprasad School and Andrews School will also participate in that competition. Those who want to participate in this competition, please give your names to Mrs. Chitramani Chaudhury, our office coordinator. There will be drama, songs, dance and elocution. The cultural program will start after the flag hoisting at 12 noon.
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Arindam:- Are you seeing those two senior girls of class X. They surely have something between them. Two weeks ago, when we were tasting beedi, they went to that toilet room which is just a few meters from Pandey ji’s house. Even on last Friday, I watched them. All were going towards the main gate, but these two girls stayed back and went towards that toilet room at the backside of our old building. As on Saturday, it is a holiday, Pandey ji never stays back at that room after 4.30 PM. He starts his journey towards Howrah to catch the train of Ranchi. He again comes back on Monday morning.
Dolui:- What are you trying to do?
Arindam:- Nothing as such. But, as I am curious about two girls’ fishy behavior, I want to see what they do inside that toilet room. Why they go to that particular toilet room. There are girls’ toilets on every alternate floor of both new and old building. Why there? See, on this 15th August, which is on Friday, they will again go there. We will also go there secretly and watch them. I have seen the door of that toilet room. There are holes on the door. We will watch them.
Dolui:- Ok, done! I will accompany you.
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Mr. Roland:- Students! Every year, on this particular day, we pay tribute to the freedom fighters of this country. They fought till the last drop of their blood to make their motherland free from the cruel British people. We should never forget their sacrifice. It is up to us to fulfill the dreams of those freedom fighters. One day, India will be the No.1 nation of the world both economically and technologically. Let us hoist the flag now and sing our national anthem.
Students of afternoon session of St.Sebastian School:- ‘Jana Gana Mana Adhinayaka Jaya he…bharata bhagya bidhata…punjab, sindhu, gujarat, maratha, dravida, utkala, banga…taba subha ashish maangey…gaaye taba jaya gatha…Jaya he…jaye jaya jaya he…’
Mr. Roland:- Vande Mataram & Jai Hind.
Students of afternoon session of St.Sebastian School:- Jai Hind.
Mr. Roland:- Students, now all of you collect your sweets packets and chocolates from Mrs. Chaudhury and go inside the drawing hall. The cultural program will start at 12.30 PM and it will end at around 3.30 PM or so.
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Mrs.Samaddar:- Students! This was a fantastic cultural program. I hope that all of you have enjoyed it. Let me now announce the results. Mitra Institution has won the drama and elocution. St.Sebastian School has won in the dance category and Dr.Shyamaprasad School is the winner in the patriotic songs category. Our cultural program ends here. JAI HIND.
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Dolui:- Yeah, your information is right, Arindam. Both of them are going in that direction only.
Arindam:- Hmm…wait, don’t follow them now. Let them enter that toilet room. We will watch them through the holes of the door.
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Dolui:- Oops! Arindam, they are pressing each other’s cleavages, kissing each other. Now, they have opened their panties. They have a sex toy too.
Arindam:- What! No brinjals or cucumbers, straightaway the sex toy. I have seen this toy at a shop of Chandni Market, where sports accessories get sold.
1st girl of Class X:- Today, we will get more time to enjoy, honey. It is only 3.40 PM. When is your tuition today?
2nd girl of Class X:- Oh! Come on! Who the hell wants to go to tuition before the Pre-Test. Ummm….actually, I will go to the Physics tuition today to get some notes on ‘Light’ chapter. Oh! Come on, let us pierce it and enjoy. Kiss me hard, honey. Ummm….
Arindam (whispering):- Ei Dolui, I am in a bad condition. My dicks have raised and my underwear is wet now. I think we should go now. I am getting too excited.
1st girl of Class X:- Husssh…I think someone is there behind the door. Wear your panties. Aao majaa chakha teh hain…dekhtey hain kaun hain…
Arindam:- Run, Dolui, run…They are coming to open the door. Oh! Shit! Dolui! You slipped at a very bad time. I am going. Best of luck!
2nd girl of Class X:- Hey you little boy, what the hell are you doing here?
Dolui:- No, no, nothing! Actually, it was an emergency! I came here to do toilet but I was unaware that it is a girl’s toilet.
1st girl of Class X:- You are in which class?
Dolui:- Class VI A. Please leave me! I slipped! Sorry! I will never peep again. Leave me.
2nd girl of Class X:- Yeh ladka bahut aagey jaayega…don’t cry. Stop crying. Don’t make any sound. If we complain about you, do you know what will happen to you? You will be rusticated from this school.
Dolui:- No, no, please don’t complain. I will never do it again.
1st girl of Class X:- Ok, we will not complain to anyone, provided you have to do, what we will tell you to do.
Dolui:- Yeah, yeah, I will do whatever you will tell me to do.
2nd girl of Class X:- Hussh…don’t talk so loudly and don’t make any sound. Come inside, let us close the door. You will enjoy it.
Dolui:- Ok, let me come inside. Tell me what to do?
1st girl of Class X:- Just open your pants and underwear.
Dolui:- No, no, please!
2nd girl of Class X:- See, we have also opened our panties. Why are you so shy? You have watched everything? Now, just feel it…ummm…you have a lovely dick. In future, your girlfriend will be very lucky. Had you been in class X, I would have taken it inside my hole. Mmuaah…you are such a sweet boy.
1st girl of Class X:- Oh! Let me press his dick hard…wow! Umm….lakkhi cheley…mmuah…
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Dolui:- Last Friday was a nightmare for me. I am still feeling the pain while urinating.
Arindam:- I am so sorry, Dolui. It was for me only, that you have suffered. Unfortunately, you also slipped while running. That’s a bad luck for you.
Dolui:- Those girls just pounced on me like tigresses as if I am a scapegoat for them. Are they lesbian or bisexual? I am still confused!
Arindam:- They are sex-chasers…he he he…be it male or female. Recently, the film ‘Fire’ is on fire due to lesbianism. But, Mira Nair has made a film on reality only. You can’t ignore it. We have lesbians in our school itself, he he he…Chal bhai, today, I will give you a treat at the canteen. I am again saying sorry to you and one thing; don’t even look at those two senior girls. Just pretend that nothing has happened. Try to forget that incident as soon as possible. It is a learning experience to safeguard ourselves from those types of tigresses, he he he…
Dolui:- Ha ha ha…learning experience…well said…saala nyara beltala teh ek baar ee jaye…he he he…
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