Mr.Richards:- Sir, 1 person has been murdered and 11 people are injured in the clash between CPI(M) and Congress Party supporters. Already RAF has covered the entire area.
Mr.Roland:- What for? Why suddenly there is a political clash in the school area?
Mr.Richards:- Sir, the Dr.Shyamaprasad School is a government school (Bengali Medium school under West Bengal government). Every year, the election of School committee Board takes place, but this year, maybe, the Congress party candidate was too strong for the ruling party candidate. So, that resulted in a political clash.
Mr.Roland:- Oh! Bengal is the only state in India which has the highest number of political clashes every year. Now, what to do? Let me declare a holiday today. Just after the 2nd period, ring the last bell for today. We don’t want to take any risk.
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Raja:- Thank God! Yesterday, it was the last episode of mega serial ‘Shanti’. Ha ha ha…it was the first mega serial on television. Every day, at 2.30 PM, we were used to hear the theme tune of the serial.
Deepak:- But, I really like that Mandira Bedi. She is so decent and traditional.
Ganga:- Ha ha ha…how do you know? I also had a similar kind of an idea after watching Mamta Kulkarni in ‘Karan Arjun’, but now I am having the nude photo of Mamta Kulkarni in my bag. Don’t judge anyone by seeing the role he/she plays in a drama. Forget those mega serials. Even there is another serial going on. It is ‘Swabhiman’. Nowadays, everyone is watching those mega serials instead of feature films. Strange! Arrey, after 12.30 AM, DD-1 is broadcasting the famous pictures of RK (Raj Kapoor) production. You people should watch those films. In ‘Ram Teri Ganga Maili’, watch Mandakini under the waterfall. In ‘Mera Naam Joker’, the small boy, Master Rishi Kapoor was lucky to see the nudity of Simi Garewal. And what to say about the film ‘Bobby’, the Dimple Kapadia is too hot and sexy.
Deepak:- Uff…Ganga daa, you are too obsessed with sex.
Ganga:- Is there anything more pleasurable than sex in this universe? The answer is a big no.
Jahar:- Guys, please be quiet. Our Bengali teacher, Mrs. Gouri Gomes is coming.
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Mrs. Gomes:- All of you open your Bengali poetry books. Today, we will read the poetry ‘Nikhumbila Yajnagar’ which has been written by the famous writer Michael Madhusudan Dutta. Actually, what we are going to read today is just a little portion of the book, ‘Meghnath-Badh-Kavya’. First of all, before reading it, we have to know, who was Meghnath? Meghnath alias Indrajit was the son of Raavan. Indrajit was performing a yajna inside the Nikhumbila cave, but he got killed from behind and that too after daylight. As per the Kshatriya dharma, a warrior should not kill another warrior from behind and that too after the daylight.
Raqeeb:- But, madam, everything is fair in love and war.
Mrs. Gomes:- The cowards always utter that sentence, but a true warrior should always fight in daylight like a warrior only. If you go through Ramayana, you will find that in many a cases, Ramchandra had broken the Kshatriya dharma. That’s why; the author Michael Madhusudan Dutta has rightly depicted in his ‘Meghnath-Badh-Kavya’ that Raavan was the real Kshatriya, not the Ramchandra.
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1 of the 5 Students of Class X:- Ei, you people are in Class VI right. Come on; buy one plate of pork momo for each of us.
1 of the 3 students of Class VI:- Why should we?
1 of the 5 students of Class X:- Every year, the junior students have to give treats to their seniors, otherwise, they have to face some bad consequences.
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Tamang:- Have you all heard the breaking news? Yesterday, a food inspector came to our school to see the hygienic condition of our canteen. The inspector has ordered to ban the momo stall inside the school. First of all, the pork meats were not cleaned properly. Secondly, some beefs have been found.
Rabi:- Ha ha ha…I am very happy to hear it. Yesterday only, we gave a treat to our seniors. Maybe, they have eaten beef momo under the label of a pork momo, ha ha ha…
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1st student of class X:- Ei bhai, what’s your name?
Raghav:- My name is Raghav.
2nd student of class X:- You are in which class?
Raghav:- I am in class VI A.
3rd student of class X:- Fantastic! Come on; eat this. Don’t worry; it tastes like ‘Chutki’ or ‘Pan Parag’ only. Taste it.
Raghav:- No, no, I don’t eat all these things. Let me go to the toilet. It’s an emergency.
2nd student of class X:- Eh…you are not obeying us. Unless you take these ‘Gopal Zarda’ inside your mouth, we will not allow you to go inside the toilet.
Raghav:- Ok, ok…I am putting these inside my mouth. Now, let me go.
Mrs. Samaddar:- Hey, what’s happening out here? Why class X students are always coming down to the ground floor from the 3rd floor to do toilet? What’s the matter? Already, I have got complaints from the girls of class VI, that some boys of class X are passing comments on them. Get lost from here. Are you all diabetic patients or what? After every period, I found you people standing in front of the toilets. Go back to your classes now.
Students of Class X:- Ok, madam! As you say.
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Jahar:- What happened? Are you not feeling well?
Raghav:- My head is spinning. Those seniors told me that it tastes like ‘Chutki’ or ‘Pan Parag’, but it was something else.
Ganga:- Those were gutkhas. In this school, many students consume either ‘Gopal Zarda’ or ‘Tiranga’. Those are chewing tobaccos. Raghav, be careful! These chewing tobaccos are very addictive. Next time, don’t eat anything if they force you also. Hey guys, listen to me, please. From now on, whenever you go to toilet or in playground, go in a group. As we are the most junior class in this afternoon session, seniors will try to bully us, make fun of us at any point of time. Even girls of our class are requested not to respond to any of the comments of any senior student. Just ignore it and report about it quietly to Mrs. Samaddar. She will take special care of those boys.
Arindam:- No, no, Ganga daa, it is a wrong strategy. Let us find out the weak points of those boys. Say, for example, the student of class IX, who passed comments on Riku has a girlfriend, whose name is Avantika from class IX itself. She is a damn sexy girl and beautiful too. We will pass comments at Avantika.
Ganga:- That’s your personal grudge because Riku is the victim here. But, if we will start passing comments on those senior girls, then what’s the difference between us and those bad boys of class X? Tell me?
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Raqeeb:- Fatima, please help! Madam is standing outside the room and chatting with someone. Please show me the map of West Bengal. Please!
Fatima:- Uff…you boys will not study at home and we always have to help you people to pass the exam. It is a Unit test Exam of Geography; here also you have to cheat. Uuh…ok, copy it quickly.
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Indranil:- Hurrah! I have been selected for the trial of under -16 cricket team of this school.
Prakash:- But, one thing, I don’t understand. Why Bairagi Sir told you to open the pants and get it verified from the cricketer who plays in CAB.
Indranil:- I don’t know. They said that by seeing our dick, they can judge whether our age is below 11 or above 11. If our dick has become widened at the middle tip, then we have crossed the age of 11 years.
Prakash:- Ha ha ha…though it sounds funny, but very interesting to know about it.
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Revathi:- What class do we have now?
Binodini:- Now, we have history class.
Revathi:- Oh! Mrs. Padmini Poddar, the history teacher enters the class with lots of stories, he he he…
Binodini:- Yeah, she has a ‘Thakumar Jhuli’ (a bag full of story books).
Mrs. Poddar:- Good afternoon students! Sit down! Sit down! So, in our previous class, where were we?
Bhanu:- Madam, in the previous class, we finished the ‘Egyptian Civilization’ & ‘Napoleon Bonaparte’ and today we will start reading about ‘Alexander The Great’.
Mrs. Poddar:- Ok, from the land of Pharaohs, we reached France to meet Napoleon and today we will enter the Greek civilization. But before starting the class, I want to ask questions based on previous chapters. I need to find out whether you people are really studying at home or not. Yes, third last bench, middle one, stand up please. Tell me the name of the river, where the Egyptian civilization got established and why the pyramids are considered as one of the 7 wonders of the world?
Satya:- Madam, the name of the river is Nile. In those ancient days, there were no such modern technologies of construction, but still the people of Egypt managed to construct pyramids with half baked bricks. Not only have that, inside the pyramids, they have made it in such a way that no one can snatch the jewels kept beside the pharaohs’ dead bodies which is known as Mummies.
Mrs. Poddar:- Good, you are studying at home. You, the boy sitting at the 4th bench, just stand up…why do you always look outside the window? What is there outside? Don’t think too much, just act. Ok, tell me the famous remarks made by Napoleon Bonaparte?
Dolui:- Napoleon said, ‘Nothing is impossible.’
Mrs. Poddar:- Do you think it is true?
Dolui:- No madam, it is not true. God has already written the stories of our fate before our birth.
Mrs. Poddar:- Dhaath…who told you all those things. Your destiny is always in your hand. You are the driver of your car with the steering. God has gifted you the 4-wheeler. Now, how you will drive the car on the road; that is up to you. God will not tell you how to drive, when to stop and when to accelerate. It is you and you only, who have to decide. Anyway, let us start the chapter of Alexander. Alexander was the best student of Aristotle. Like Napoleon, Alexander also had a dream to conquer the entire world. Napoleon failed in Russia and Alexander failed in India. When Alexander got hold of King Pourav (Puru), he asked him, ‘What kind of a treatment do you want from me?’ The King Pourav said, ‘I want a kingly treatment from another King’. The Alexander’s mind changed and he gave away the kingdom of Puru to Puru. Alexander returned back and stopped conquering thereafter. Oh! The bell has rung. In the next class, I will finish this chapter and also start the new chapter on Abraham Lincoln-The 1st Black Prime Minister of USA.
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Kanchan:- Wow! Who is she? Has she taken new admission in our class?
Chinmoy:- Yeah, her name is Rihanna. She was in Kalyani branch. Now, she has taken admission in this Kolkata branch. She is too beautiful, boss, though she has a boy’s cut hairstyle. Come on, let us talk to her.
Kanchan:- Oh! Yes.
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Kanchan:- Hi, I am Kanchan and he is Chinmoy.
Rihanna:- Ok, I am Rihanna. Nice to meet both of you!
Chinmoy:- If you don’t mind, we can go and have food at our canteen.
Rihanna:- No thanks! I have my own tiffin. You people can carry on.
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Arindam:- Hey Riku, happy birthday to you.
Riku:- My goodness! How do you know that today is my birthday?
Arindam:- When you were entering the school, one of your classmate wished you. I heard that.
Riku:- Hmm…very smart! So, where is my birthday gift?
Arindam:- Aah…I have not brought anything for you. But, tell me, what gift you want?
Riku:- Anything! Whatever you want to give!
Arindam:- Wait a minute! I have a new ball pen of Reynolds in my bag. I have not even opened that packet. Wait here! I am just coming from my classroom.
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Joseph:- Ho ho ho…breaking news…breaking news! Arindam has gifted a Reynolds pen to Riku on her birthday.
Raqeeb:- Arrey Arindam bhaya…aur kuch nahi milaa kya gift deney ke liye…at least ek birthday ka greetings card detaa…
Bidisha:- This is just ridiculous! I am your friend since class I. In my birthday, you have never gifted me anything and now you are giving a gift to that girl…I mean…don’t talk to me anymore.
Arindam:- arrey! You never told me about your birthday. How can I give you the gift?
Bidisha:- Don’t lie. Last month only, I distributed toffees to the entire class. You ate that toffee and never asked anyone, who gave that toffee. Idiot!
Arindam:- Ok, ok, I will give you a birthday gift.
Bidisha:- No, you don’t have to give anything. What’s the point in giving it now?
Riku:- Ei, Bhanu…today is my birthday. Just distribute these toffees to all your classmates.
Bhanu:- But, you are in class VI B. You have distributed toffees there and here in this section A also, you are distributing it. Why?
Riku:- Don’t ask questions. Just do what I say?
Bhanu:- Anyway, thanks…Happy Birthday to you!
Raqeeb:- Arrey Riku…I am sorry for that day’s quarrel. Thanks for the toffee. Happy Birthday to you…many many happy returns of the day…Arrey Arindam bhaya…you also deserve thanks…he he he…
Arindam:- Riku, you have a very good heart, I must appreciate that.
Riku:- Thanks, Arindam.
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Mrs. Gomes:- So, we have finished the poetry of ‘Annapurna o Iswari Patani’. Now, we have 10 minutes for the bell to ring? Now, I will ask question to know what you have understood. Yes, Tiya, stand up. When Maa Annapurna asked Iswari Patani (the boatwoman) to ask for a divine request, what that woman requested for?
Tiya:- Madam, she said, ‘Amar santaan jano thakey doodhey bhaatey.’ (My children should always have the three things; food, shelter and clothes).
Mrs. Gomes:- Why? She could have asked for money only or for some golden jewels or diamonds to become a rich woman and stop rowing the boat on a daily basis.
Tiya:- Madam, she is a mother first. Here, she gave priority to her motherhood. Rather than becoming rich by herself, she wanted her children to be happy forever. Even a rich mother is not happy if her children are not happy.
Mrs. Gomes:- good answer! You have understood the inherent meaning of this poetry. Students, please give a round of applause for her. She is a brilliant student. Has the bell ringed or not?
Jahar:- Yes, madam! It has ranged. But you can carry on!
Mrs. Gomes:- Dhaath…I have another class to attend. See you all in the next class again. Bye.
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