Rabi:- Hey, what’s the news about the Inter-School Drama competition?
Mainak:- We came 3rd in the competition. Nava Nalanda School won the 1st prize for their drama, ‘Oliver Twist’ and Patha Bhavan School won the 2nd prize for their drama, ‘A Tale of Two Cities’. Oh! Charles Dickens! He must be feeling proud while living in the heaven.
Revathi:- I really liked that sweet boy of Class VI of Nava Nalanda, who played the role of Oliver Twist so well. He has been rightly awarded the Best Actor prize.
Gurcharan:- But, Revathi, you really acted well in the drama, ‘Romeo and Juliet’. To some extent, Arindam failed to act well as a Romeo.
Arindam:- Ha ha ha…I never wanted to do that role. Frankly speaking, the drama, ‘Romeo and Juliet’ of William Shakespeare is a tough one. I tried my level best. Thanks to Revathi for her outstanding acting. Maybe, that’s why; we succeeded in getting the 3rd prize. Hey, Gurcharan, you really played the role of Guru Govind Singh so well in the Hindi drama, ‘Khalsa’.
Gurcharan:- Oye…we are happy to get the 2nd prize. Where is our Satya?
Satya:- Here I am…why; what happened?
Gurcharan:- Arrey…bhai…congrats for playing such a terrific role in the drama, ‘Mrityur Morichika’. It is really very tough to play the role of such an extreme dark character in a dark drama like that. While watching the drama, we were just thinking that what the drama is all about. As the drama progressed, the real dark side of our society emerged which forces a common man to die mentally every day.
Satya:- Some credit surely goes to our Subir Sir for giving such an excellent direction to that drama.
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Mrs. Choudhury:- Now, we are going to have the 400 m Heat Race for Boys. All the participants for this 400 m race are hereby requested to take their position.
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Arindam:- Oh! No! I missed it by a whisker. Congrats for winning the Gold Medal in 400 m.
Nonigopal:- I thought that you will go past me. Really, the way you started chasing me in the last lap; it is just superb!
Arindam:- I started to accelerate a bit later. But, the real surprise package is Santu. Santu chased down and went past his own housemate, Yusuf, to get a bronze medal for Green House. Hey, Santu, well done!
Santu:- Thanks! Every dog has its day.
Nonigopal:- Sorry! We don’t regard you as a speedy dog but a dark horse. Today, the unexplored dark horse has been explored.
Santu:- Thank God! At least after a Cheetah and a Royal Bengal Tiger, a Dark Horse like me got a medal to cheer about.
Nonigopal and Arindam:- Ha ha ha…
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Paoli:- Look at the notice board. There is a very entertaining notice on the notice board. On this Friday, our school will celebrate its 50th birthday. That’s a Golden Jubilee. To celebrate 50 years, our school authority has planned to conduct a program from 3 PM to 8 PM. The main attractions are Kumar Sanu and Alka Yagnik. They will sing their hit numbers on the stage. There is also a disco party. Are you coming on that day?
Ranubala:- Wow! Who the hell wants to miss this party! I am coming on that day to enjoy that party.
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Ganga:- Arrey, Pandey ji…you are drinking alcohol here at the backside of our old building!
Pandey ji (Security Guard of Saint Sebastian School):- Hussh…hum log apni pocket se thodaai naa pee rahe hain…school fund ka paisa hain…Roland Sir has given some money to enjoy ourselves to celebrate the 50 years of this school.
Driver Bhutia (Bus Driver of Bus No. 4 in a drunkard mode):- Yeah! Roland Sir is so kind-hearted. I really love Roland Sir. We are really grateful to Roland Sir. What a school, what a principal and what a Royal Stag…I mean the whisky…Look at Champa. She is also drinking alcohol.
Champa (Sweeper cum maid servant of Saint Sebastian School):- Saala…******…hum toh vodka peebe hain…vodka…but, I can’t drink the entire bottle. You people can join me, if you want to drink some vodka. Khali peeli waste kyon hogaa…sharaab bhi toh mehegi cheez hain…
Ganga:- Don’t worry, Champa mausi…we will drink some vodka from that bottle. Ei, Arindam, Nonigopal, Joseph, Deepak…come here…After having one or two small pegs, we will go inside and enjoy the disco party.
Champa:- Tum log andar jaake disco dance karo…aur hum log yehi pe disco dance karenge…
Khagen (Bus Conductor of Bus No. 6A in a drunkard mode):- I am a Disco Dancer…I am a Disco Dancer…
Tarun da (Cook of the Canteen in Saint Sebastian School):- Oye…Mithun da jaisa dance karta hain…oye…hum bhi dance karega…
Champa:- These guys have become drunkard now. They will do whatever they feel like now. You people go inside and enjoy the disco party.
Ganga, Joseph, Deepak, Arindam and Nonigopal:- Jee…Mausi ji…jaisi aapki iccha…
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Rihanna:- Ooooh…I really love this song of Vengaboys…’Brazil….la la laa laa… Brazil…’
Tamang:- Sorry! I don’t like this song as I am a die-hard fan of Argentina.
Rihanna:- Oh! Come on, sweetheart! This is a disco party. Just enjoy the song and shake your body.
Tamang:- Frankly speaking, I like the song, ‘Boom! Boom! Boom! I want you in my room’ of Vengaboys.
Rihanna:- Ha ha ha…You are very naughty.
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DJ Dicky:- Hi everybody…now, it is time to become a little bit romantic by dancing with the remix of this song, ‘Saara Zamaana…haseeno ka deewaana…zamana kahe phir kyon…boora hain dil lagana…’
Pramanik:- Kishore is Kishore…even after so many years of his death, his songs are being used as remix songs and it is also becoming super hit.
Hardayal:- Mere bhai…Diamond is a Diamond. Even if you cut a big diamond into several pieces, those small pieces still remains diamonds.
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Binodini:- Oh! You guys cannot dance at all. You people are dancing as if you are at a cremation ceremony of Durga idols at Babughat.
Nonigopal:- Ha ha ha…no matter, how you dance in a disco party…the main thing is that your body should keep on dancing. Hey, everyone, look there. Arindam and Riku are having some fight with each other. Old quarreling love-birds are like old wines…he he he…
Revathi:- Sorry, I can’t agree with you because both of them had never loved each other.
Tiya:- Sometimes, love takes time to take the real form of love.
Raja:- Orrey Babah! Tiya is giving bouncers nowadays. Your Joseph is dancing there. You must go and dance with him rather than giving lectures here. Go there.
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Arindam:- Hey, Riku. What the hell are you trying to do now? I am dancing in my own space. Why are you entering in my space and colliding with me?
Riku:- Oh! Come on! This is a disco party. What’s the point in coming to a disco party if your body doesn’t touch with the body of your beloved ones?
Arindam:- Oh! You *****! You still have too much love for me or what!
Riku (While shaking her ass and touching the chest of Arindam):- Oh! Yeah! Still, I love you, dear.
Arindam:- Why do you still love me, I really wonder.
DJ Dicky:- All the boys and girls of this Saint Sebastian School present tonight, just give a nice hug to your best pals now while hearing this beautiful remix song, ‘Dil kya kare…jab kisi se…kisi ko pyar ho jaaye…jaane kahan kab kisi se kisi ko pyar ho jaaye…unchi unchi deewaron si…duniya ke kuch rashme…naa kuch tere bas mein…naa kuch mere bas mein…’
Riku (in a sexy whispering mode):- Can’t you hear that song, Arindam! My condition is like that only. No one knows why he or she falls in love with someone. Love is not a harmful accident but a beautiful accident. It just happens. I have already got the information that you and some of your friends have drunk ‘White Mischief’ before entering inside this auditorium to enjoy the disco party. Why don’t you have some mischief with me tonight, dear! This is our last year. We don’t know where we will be after this year.
Arindam (got carried away and hugged Riku as a drunkard):- Mmmuah! You are hot and sexy but due to your bad attitude, I have never given you any chance to love me.
Riku:- Your heart is made of wax. I know that you also love me, but you will never regard me as your girlfriend. Be careful in selecting your life partner in future. Any girl can take unruly advantage of you in a love relationship. Don’t let the fire of love melt your heart of wax.
Arindam:- Ha ha ha…Right now, are you not taking advantage of this drunkard to melt his heart.
Riku:- I feel somewhat guilty about that but love is too influential to tempt me towards you tonight. Mmmuaah…I still love you, dear. Why don’t you dare to love me temporarily also as a time-pass?
Arindam:- Hmm...I love you too. From tonight, I will keep on loving you but only as your best pal.
Riku:- That is more than sufficient for me. I want love from you. I never told you to become my boyfriend…he he he…
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Nonigopal:- See! Both Arindam and Riku have become so intense in their romantic mood that they are now dancing slowly while hugging each other.
Revathi:- Tonight, Riku has got something to cheer about. The poor girl became somewhat rich tonight.
Ganga:- Are you rich enough!
Revathi:- Yeah! I will never forget the Onam festival of this year in my lifetime.
Ganga:- Hmm…A playboy always play his game well in any circumstances. But, still, Bidisha is richer than you and Riku.
Revathi:- Long Distance Relationships do not last for long. Bidisha may soon lose her lovely asset to become a poor girl.
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Mrs. Samaddar:- So, you all have enjoyed the 50th year of our Saint Sebastian School on last Friday, right?
Students of Class X A (In a very happy mood):- Yes, madam.
Mrs. Samaddar:- Now, don’t remain in that hangover of party mood. Just wake up. Today is Monday and on the next Monday, your Test Exam starts. Be geared up for the battle. I will not say that I have set a very tough question paper on Geography but if you don’t study your text book thoroughly, then you may fail to score beyond 50%. Test Exam is not like the Pre-Test Exam. In Pre-Test exam, your main aim was to pass in each subject to qualify for the Test Exam. But, in the Test Exam, you are going to assess yourself about how well are you prepared for the upcoming Madhyamik Exam. I will be on a holiday for 4 days. So, this will be my last interaction with you before the Test Exam. Best of luck to all of you for the Test Exam!
Students of Class X A:- Thank you, madam.
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Chinmoy:- Guha Sir, please tell all the teachers of this coaching center to provide us some suggestions for the upcoming Test Exam.
Mr. Govinda Guha (Owner of Superstars Coaching Center):- Ha ha ha…not possible. Personally, I don’t recommend any suggestions for the Test Exam. Test Exam is a real Test. Face it. In the Test Exam, you will understand where your weakness is.
Prakash:- But, Sir. What’s the point in studying in a coaching center, if we will not get suggestive questions! Other Coaching centers are providing suggestive questions for the Test Exam.
Mr. Guha:- Look, my father started the business of coaching center 10 years back. The Nalanda Coaching Center is now looked after by my elder brother and I have opened up my new own coaching center 3 years back. Slowly and steadily, the Superstars Coaching Center is getting some reputation in the market because some of the students of our coaching center have really done well in the Madhyamik Examination. So, you can understand that I have a vast experience in this field. As per my experience, whenever you provide some suggestive questions to the students, it becomes a gamble. If the same questions come in the exam, you are a king; otherwise, you are a beggar. The students who have not got any suggestive questions read the entire book thoroughly. So, even if it is a great turning pitch, those students will play like Sachin Tendulkar to hit several over-boundaries to Shane Warne.
Parag:- So, we will never get any suggestions!
Mr. Guha:- After the Test Exam, we will get around 2 months. In these 2 months, we will keep on taking several Tests. The Question Papers of those Tests will be your suggestions. We can only suggest which chapters are important for this year because WBBSE don’t repeat the same question from a same chapter successively for 2 years in a row. That’s some kind of an advantage for the students. The Coaching Centers can only give you good guidance, new tips and techniques to score high marks. Always remember one thing. There is no shortcut to success. Hard work with proper dedication is the only mantra to succeed well in any examination of your life. Best of luck to all of you for the Test Exam!
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Kanchan:- I have almost attempted all the questions in the Life Science Exam today. It was comparatively an easy paper.
Raghav:- Ok! Have you answered this question, ‘What is the phenotypic ratio of Mendel’s monohybrid cross in F2 generation?’
Kanchan:- Oh! The answer will be 3:1. It is an easy question.
Raghav:- You will surely get letter marks in Life Science.
Kanchan:- I am targeting to get 90% in Life Science, not only 80%.
Bhavesh:- Kanchan bhaya, what is the chemical formula of Glucose and Urea? It was in Question No. 5.
Kanchan:- The chemical formula of Glucose is C6H12O6 and of Urea is NH2CONH2.
Raghav:- Wow! Both the formulas have some mathematical symmetry in it.
Kanchan:- Sorry! I am very weak in Mathematics. I am very much tensed as tomorrow we have the Maths Exam.
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Raqeeb:- ‘The income of a broker remains unchanged though the rate of commission has increased from 2.75% to 4.25%. Find the percentage of slump in the business.’ This is an out of syllabus question.
Raja:- No, I don’t agree to it. In the class also, our Maths teacher has solved this sum. Maybe, you have missed it completely.
Rihanna:- Forget about the Maths Exam, guys. Finally, the Test Exam has ended.
Rabi:- Now, we need to go to the Common Room.
Indranil:- For what! Oh! To play some indoor games!
Rabi:- No, no. Have you not read the notice board today or what! We will be given free pass each for watching any one Bollywood movie in Inox Forum of Bhawanipore area on this weekend.
Joseph:- Wow! That’s great. Come on! Let’s go to the common room.
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