Raghav:- Oh! Today is such a chilling day. I am wearing half-sweater and a blazer on top of it, but still I am shivering with cold.
Jahar:- Arrey, yesterday was the coldest day of Kolkata. The temperature went down to 8.9 degree Celsius. It is a record in the history of Kolkata. Earlier, the record coldest temperature of Kolkata was 9.1 degree Celsius. Today, on this Monday, it is somewhat hotter than yesterday, but, still the wind is very chilly.
Nonigopal:- Hmm…yesterday, on Sunday afternoon, I did not came out of my blanket. I enjoyed a nice afternoon nap till evening. I didn’t go out to play cricket with my friends in our locality.
Santu:- Arrey, baapre! Playing cricket in this chilly weather! Your hands will become so cold that if you take a catch, your palms will become reddish and while batting, if by any chance, the ball hits at any of your fingers directly, oh! God! That pain is too much painful while batting, he he he…
Jahar:- Accha, we are shivering with cold, but that guy, Arindam is wearing a half-sleeve shirt only. Is he a human being?
Raqeeb:- Ha ha ha…I am damn sure that Arindam drinks brandy before coming to school. Hey, Arindam bhaya, tere ko itna garmi kyon lagta hain?
Arindam:- I also don’t know! During summer season, I keep on sweating even after sitting under the ceiling fan, but in winter season, I feel very comfortable.
Santu:- Ha ha ha…Are you having the blood of an Yak or what? I have hardly seen you wearing a sweater or a blazer?
Arindam:- Blazer is too costly and that too from our school counters. I have good sweaters in my house. My mom sewed all of them for me, but alas, I hardly wear those sweaters. Actually, if I wear sweaters, I start sweating in winter season also. That’s why; I prefer to wear thick T-shirt or wooly coat inside my shirt.
Raqeeb:- Arrey, bhai, if you feel hot, you can at least take out the sweater from your body, but, not the T-shirt or wooly coat inside your shirt.
Bhanu:- Guys! We all have to assemble at the playground now. Our Roland Sir wants to announce about something.
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Mr. Roland:- Today is a very sad day for our institution. Our beloved teacher, Mrs. Gonzalves has expired in the Bidhan Chandra Roy Hospital just 10-15 minutes ago. She was associated with this school since the foundation day of this school. She has contributed a lot for this school. We pray to our almighty that her soul should rest in peace. Let us maintain a ‘silence of mourn’ for 5 minutes for her soul.
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Sudeshna:- Eh! Mrs. Gonzalves was really a lovely teacher. We were lucky to have her as our class teacher in class I. She was only 58 years old!
Kanchan:- I heard about heart attack, but never heard of a brain stroke! She died of a brain stroke! What is a brain stroke?
Sudeshna:- I also don’t have any idea about it.
Rihanna:- I have heard that if the blood circulation stops in your brain, or if one of your nerves is unable to circulate blood in the brain, you will have a brain stroke. I don’t know properly about it, but I have heard these kinds of information regarding brain stroke.
Fatima:- Ei, stop all these discussions! I don’t like discussions about death and deadly diseases. My mom says that everyone has to die one day, so, don’t worry about death. When God will start loving you, he will call you up in the heaven.
Arindam:- Ha ha ha…Fatima, don’t accept any love letter from God, otherwise, he will fall in love with you.
Fatima:- Dhaath…every time, you make a joke out of anything. Believe me, when we will die and what we will do in our lifetime is all written beforehand by God.
Arindam:- I don’t believe in it. God is just a super human-being, but he is also a human being. In the times of danger, he also has to struggle to maintain the equilibrium of the entire Universe that he has created with lots of hard labors.
Raqeeb:- Arrey, yaar! Tum log ab debate suru kar diya…woh bhi lunch time mein…In the next period, it is Maths period, has anyone of you did the homework on Time & Distance chapter?
Fatima:- Yeah, I have done it, but, I will not give you my homework copy to copy from it. Ultimately, you will not learn anything.
Raqeeb:- Don’t give lectures! Give me your homework copy, please!
Fatima:- No, it is not possible.
Rihanna:- Hey, Raqeeb, take my homework copy. I have completed all the sums of Time & Distance chapter.
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Mrs. Samaddar:- This year, Green House is the winner of the Inter-House Sports competition beating the runners-up, Red House by 21 points.
Students of Green House:- Hurrah! We are the champions!
Revathi:- I am so happy. This time, I have got a gold medal. In the last three sports event, I never came 3rd also.
Bidisha:- Congrats! This is Sports. You never know, when who will perform better than you. Look at me only! Last year! I was ruling the show, but this year, I got only 2 medals and that too one bronze and one silver.
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Santu:- Ki Arindam bhaya! This time, your blue house is at the last position. Any comments on that!
Arindam:- Aah! If someone wins then someone has to lose. Very simple!
Sajal:- Ha ha ha…everyone utters that dialogue after losing, he he he…
Arindam:- Accha! Well! Every dog has its own day! On that special day, even a tiger gets trapped by a pack of dogs or wolves. This year, it was for Green House; who knows; maybe, next year, the Green House may come last and our Blue House may emerge as the champion. But, I tried my level best. That’s my satisfaction. I have got 2 medals, one Gold and one Silver. My case is still better. Look at Nonigopal! He won 3 gold medals, but still his Yellow House is in 3rd position.
Revathi:- It is a team game, dear! In our Green house, all the athletes have performed consistently to won medals. There is not a single athlete in our Green house who has not won a medal. For each medal, there are points. Anyway, take these toffees. I am sponsoring it for the victory of Green house and my performance in the heat race.
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Subir Sir:- Sorry! I have no other choice than to cancel your paper. Give me your papers. Go out of the classroom; your paper has been cancelled.
Mainak:- Sir, Sir, Sorry, Sir! I will not do it again…Class VI er Annual Exam pass kartey paarbo naa Sir. Please Sir!
Subir Sir:- I don’t want any argument! Cheating is cheating and you deserve punishment for that. Even if you have to stay in class VI, I don’t care. Go out of the classroom.
Mainak:- Sir, Sir, I don’t cheat so much.
Subir Sir:- Then, why were you cheating now?
Mainak:- Sir, there is a question ‘Define Photosynthesis and explain it with a proper diagram.’ The question is of 15 marks. I don’t know the answer. If I can answer it, I will just pass in the Science paper.
Subir Sir:- Chee chee! You don’t know this easy thing. Photosynthesis is the easiest chapter in Science. Anyway, I am forgiving you this time. Come and sit on the 1st bench and I will return your answer sheet after 15 minutes. Write whatever you know in your own words, but don’t cheat from others. I am giving you a hint that a plant will remain hungry & thirsty unless there is a Sunrise in the East. Now, I hope you can write about photosynthesis.
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Mrs. Kundu:- Wow! Class VI A and VI B have created record this time. Only 6 students have failed from Class VI altogether. That’s a record. But, you people should appreciate the fact that the questions of Annual Exams were very easy and carried too much marks on those easy questions also. In Class VI A, no one has failed. Mainak, better be careful! You are very lucky this time.
Mainak:- Yes, madam! Thank you, madam!
Mrs. Kundu:- ok, ok, sit down. Accha, all of you got your answer sheets of all subjects, right! If you have any doubts regarding any markings or if there is any mistake in adding up of numbers, just tell me now. Because we will take back all your answer sheets and once we put your numbers on the mark-sheets, it cannot be edited at all. So, check your answer sheets, with the question papers. In some cases, it may happen that a question carries 10 marks, but the examiner has evaluated the question on the basis of 5 marks. So, even if your answer is fully correct, he may have given you 4.5 out of 10, but actually, he has to give 9 out of 10. Don’t gossip among yourselves; just check your answer sheets.
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Mrs. Roy:- Good afternoon, students! I am Mrs. Rohini Roy, your class teacher. So, you people are in Class VII now. In Class VI, you had two sections, but in Class VII, there is only one section. In your class, there are total 52 students. When you will be in Class VIII, you will have two sections based on Delhi Board (ICSE) & West Bengal Board (Madhyamik). Accha, in Class VII, you will have to learn an extra subject, which is ‘Basic Computer Skills’. I will take that class only. Have you all bought all the new textbooks?
Students of Class VII:- No, madam!
Mrs.Roy:- ok, please don’t be too late in buying it. Let me just tell you briefly about the syllabus of the ‘Basic Computer Skills’ that we will cover in Class VII. We will learn about Computing Devices & its evolution, Overview of Operating System, Definition of Hardware & Software, Machine, High Level & Assembly Languages, Disk Operating System (DOS) and Basic commands of COBOL. We will start learning about Computing Devices & its evolution in the next class.
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Nayantara:- Noni, what is that white stain on your pant?
Nonigopal:- I also don’t know, mom.
Nayantara:- Can’t you wake up early in the morning? You will go to sleep at late night and will wake up late in the morning. Anyway, just brush up your mouth and have your breakfast.
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Nayantara:- Our Noni is having night falls in almost every night. Please take him to a doctor for a check-up. His health is deteriorating day by day.
Nagenchand:- Hmm…ok…I will take him to Dr. Devendranath Dora.
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Doctor Dora:- Aha! There is nothing to worry, Mr. Nagenchand! Today, our world is having evolution at every stage. In our days, a girl used to experience her first menstrual cycle at the age of 14 years. Today, a girl is having her periods at the age of 10-11 years. Even the boys are having night falls at the age of 12-13 years. Earlier, boys used to have it at the age of 16 years. Nowadays, many boys and girls have too much secretion of their sexual hormones. Can’t help it!
Nagenchand:- But, Doctor, he is having it in almost every night.
Doctor Dora:- Hmm…ok, let me ask your child about it in details. What’s his name?
Nagenchand:- His name is Nonigopal.
Doctor Dora:- Noni, do you dream about anything while sleeping?
Nonigopal:- Yes, I do.
Doctor Dora:- Ok, at present, who is your favorite heroine? I mean to say, ‘hot heroine’.
Nonigopal:- Sonali Bendre
Doctor Dora:- Ok, so, have you seen her dancing while wearing some hot clothes in your dreams?
Nonigopal:- Yes, I have. But, when I dream about any girl, my dick gets raised and then I feel the pressure of urination. And then, in my dream, I see that I am standing inside a public bathroom and urinating. In the morning, when I wake up, I find that white stain on my pant!
Doctor Dora:- Ok, I understand! Nagen Babu, I am giving some medicines for him to eat. Forcefully, try to wake up in the early morning. Actually, in most of these cases, night falls occur during dawn time, when there is a pressure of releasing the first urine of the morning.
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Ganga:- Ei sabbash! You people have started practicing hockey from now only. You have the hockey tournament in October-November, naah!
Gurcharan:- So, what! Our school formed their first hockey team last year and in the last year’s Inter-School Hockey Competition, we ended as runners-up, just next to the Khalsa High School. We defeated the defending champions, Guru Nanak Institution Team in the semi-final of that tournament.
Ganga:- Oho! I was not aware of it. Actually, you Punjabis really do play the game of hockey very well.
Gurcharan:- Oye! Yeh hockey sirf Punjabi logon ka khel hain kya! Hockey is the game of all Indians. Tell me, which nation has invented the game of hockey?
Ganga:- I think, it is Germany!
Gurcharan:- Abbey saaaley…%$#@**…
Ganga:- Ei, …%$#@***…don’t use slang words to me.
Gurcharan:- gaali nahi doon toh kya karoon…As an Indian, you don’t know that the game of hockey has been invented in India itself. For 28 years, the Indian hockey team ruled the Olympics. Both Kabbaddi & Hockey are regarded as the national games of India.
Ganga:- Oho! Sorry! I was not aware of it.
Gurcharan:- Saaley, kaun se cheez mein tera awareness hain…that I want to know. Now, don’t disturb us. We really need to practice hard to become the champion of Inter-School Hockey tournament.
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Chandrani:- Oho! Your summer vacation has started! That’s why; you are here again! He he he…Ei, What is that white stain on your pant, Noni?
Nonigopal:- Oh! Don’t ask me! Every night, this white liquid comes out. I don’t know why!
Chandrani:- Hmm…you will learn about our reproductive system in Class VIII in Life Science classes.
Nonigopal:- What has reproductive system to do with night fall?
Chandrani:- I will make you understand everything, if you promise to bath with me at a secret pond of our village. In our village, there is a pond, which is at the outskirts in a barren field. Hardly anyone takes a bath in that pond. The water of that pond is not so fresh, but it is a secret one because there are too many bushes and trees surrounding it.
Nonigopal:- I have taken bath with you in the ponds of our village, but why do you want a secret pond this time, Strange!
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Chandrani:- Just hug me tightly, Noni! Don’t worry; no one will come to watch us in this hot sunny afternoon and that too in this pond.
Nonigopal:- he he he…ok, let me hug you tightly! Yeh ar ki amon baro byapar!
Chandrani:- He he he…Noni, you have grown up! Your dick has risen! I can feel that touch on my wet frock!
Nonigopal:- Yeah, Chandrani! Again, that white liquid will come out!
Chandrani:- No, from now on, it will remain in your control. Just take your dick out from your pant. Yeah! Not bad! Lovely brownish black pipe! He he he! Now, hold it completely with your hand and keep on shaking as if you are trying to fly a kite or playing the game of ludo! Back and forth! Ok, now increase the speed! Yeah! Now, give me your left hand! Yes! I have opened my panty. Just pierce the middle finger of your left hand on my pussy. Keep on shaking it also. Aaah! Noni! Umm!
Nonigopal:- Aah! See! The white liquid has come out, but this time, I am very much satisfied. Thanks Chandrani!
Chandrani:- Thanks to you also! I also secreted liquid from my pussy! You will learn about orgasm in Class VIII or Class IX. The white liquid that came out of your body is known as sperm. Without the help of this sperm, a girl can never become a mother! Mmmuuah! You are such a nice boy! Ok, now, let us go! We have already spent around half an hour inside this pond. Before anyone doubts anything, we need to go from here quickly.
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Satya:- Arrey, forget about the Half-Yearly Exam! Who cares! On the day of Maths Exam, India will clash against Pakistan in the World Cup Cricket Quarter-Final at Bangalore.
Raqeeb:- It is Md.Azharuddin Vs Wasim Akram.
Arindam:- Arrey! You people are Muslims! Please don’t take it otherwise! But, I have observed one thing! Whenever Pakistan wins in an India Vs Pakistan match, there are some Muslim infested areas, where the Muslims start burning crackers with the slogan, ‘Pakistan Zindabad, Hindustan Murdabad.’
Sajal:- Yes, I have also seen that. In our Park Circus area, when, Javed Miandad hit that six in the last ball of Chetan Sharma, the Muslims were celebrating that victory with that same slogan, ‘Pakistan Zindabad, Hindustan Murdabad.’
Nonigopal:- Really, there are still some Muslims in India who are ‘Namak Harams’. They are eating the salts of India by remaining in India but supporting Pakistan. That’s why; sometimes, I feel proud of the existence of Rastriya Swayamsevak Sangha, Viswa Hindu Parishad, Shiv Sena & Bajrang Dal. You need thorns to deal with thorns.
Raqeeb:- Bhai log, all muslims are not the same! Inside a pond, there will always be some dirty fishes and for those handfuls of dirty fishes, the entire pond water becomes dirty. Our ancestors are Nawabi Muslims of Uttar Pradesh. They were true Indians and their grandchildren will also remain true Indians.
Dolui:- Aah! Don’t be so emotional, Raqeeb. We also know that all Indian Muslims are not ‘Namak Harams’.
Fatima:- Ok, guys! My great grandfather’s father was a Pakistani, then can I live as an Indian or not!
Mainak:- Arrey, you have taken birth in India, naah! Then, you are an Indian. See, Fatima & Raqeeb, you are taking this discussion in a negative sense. What we are trying to tell indirectly is that the majority of anti-socials and terrorists around the world are Muslims only. It is the Muslim countries of middle-east who gave birth to the concept of terrorism. Even in the recent Mumbai blast, as per the intelligence sources, the notorious Don, Dawood Ibrahim is completely involved in it. Dawood Ibrahim is also a Muslim.
Fatima:- So, you want to say, that all Muslims are all terrorists by blood!
Arindam:- No, Mainak wants to say that the Muslim community has a black spot of their Islam religion, which is known as terrorism. Musalman came from the concept of ‘Musallam Iman’, but, these Muslim terrorists don’t obey the Quran, where it is written that Islam is the religion of peace and humanity.
Raqeeb:- Arindam bhaya! Terrorists have no religion! Our Allah also doesn’t regard these terrorists as Muslims. Terrorists are like demons! But, yes, as a Muslim, sometimes, we have to face hatred from the people of other communities, due to these terrorists only. Don’t worry; one day, our Allah will kill these terrorists by hook or crook to save this beautiful planet.
Joseph:- Arrey, jeeo Raqeeb bhai! I am feeling like clapping now after hearing you. Kaash, har Muslim tumharey jaisa sochta…toh aaj yeh duniya paradise (jannat) ban jaata…
Bidisha:- Oh! God! This is known as ‘Bengali Adda’. Just imagine! The discussion started from India Vs Pakistan match, and now we have reached terrorism and spirituality.
Revathi:- Ha ha ha…sometimes, I really admire Bengalis for their constructive and free-flowing addas.
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Nonigopal:- Oh! What a match it was yesterday! When we were going towards our home in our school bus, we were feeling as if CPI (M) has called a Bangla Bandh. Ha ha ha…all the shops were shut. Hardly, there were any people in the streets! Even our school bus driver was driving the bus speedily, because he was also not in a mood to miss a single moment of the match.
Rabi:- But, one thing you have to appreciate, that our Mohammad Azharuddin is the luckiest Indian captain in terms of winning tosses. Again, he won the toss and elected to bat! What a moment it was to watch Sachin Tendulkar attacking Waqar Younis & Wasim Akram.
Arindam:- Arrey, the real magical man of the match was Ajay Jadeja. Oh! What a class player! Waqar Younis just kept on thinking what’s happening! Ajay Jadeja was just kidding Waqar Younis with his bat. Actually, that innings of Ajay Jadeja made the real difference in the match; otherwise, both the teams were neck-to-neck in terms of their strength.
Tamang:- But, you can’t forget some of the moments in the match especially, that encounter between Aamir Sohail and Venkatesh Prasad. Aamir Sohail hit two consecutive boundaries and then said to Venkatesh Prasad, ‘Just pitch the next ball here again; I will again hit another boundary.’(keliye baaper naam Khagen korey debo). In the next ball, Venkatesh Prasad bowled Aamir Sohail. Venkatesh Prasad then told Aamir Sohail, ‘Just go back to the pavilion.’ (Baapi Bari Jaa).
Arindam:- Ha ha ha…Oh! Tamang! You should try to become a great commentator like Tony Grieg with those funny dialogues. But, one thing I don’t understand! Why Javed Miandad suddenly started jumping like a monkey?
Chinmoy:- He he he…arrey, babah! Our special sledging superstar, Kiran More was standing behind the stumps.
Rihanna:- Ha ha ha…oh! You peoples’ discussion makes me laugh! Really, someone has rightly said that in India, the game of Cricket is next to religion.
Raqeeb:- Rihanna, I will be very happy if the game of Cricket goes beyond any religion in India.
Rihanna:- Don’t worry; gradually, it will also happen.
Indranil:- Accha, how many of you want to watch the World Cup Semi-final match between India and Sri Lanka while sitting on the seats of Eden Gardens, Kolkata? I will get 8 tickets from CAB, as my elder brother is directly linked with CAB. Each ticket costs 500 bucks.
Prakash:- Babah! It is better to watch the match live on TV for free of cost.
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