SAINT SEBASTIAN SCHOOL (EPISODE - 19) !!!

Arundhati:- Ei wake up! It’s your phone!

Arindam:- Oh! Mom! What happened? Who is calling me in this dawn time?

Arundhati:- It is your friend, Bidisha.

Arindam:- Oh! Such a mad girl! She does not have any time sense.

Arundhati:- Yeah! You always have a time sense…better, you, at least don’t talk about that. Just talk to her. She is waiting for you on the line.

Arindam:- Hello! Key Bidisha…yeah tell me…what happened?

Bidisha:- Idiot! Whenever I will call you, something has to happen or what! I just called you to wish, ‘Subho Mahalaya’.

Arindam:- Oho! Taai toh…I completely forgot that today is Mahalaya. Subho Mahalaya to you also!

Bidisha:- Today, everyone wakes up early morning to watch the special program on Mahalaya, ‘Mahisasurmardini’ in TV and you are still sleeping.

Arindam:- Dhaath teri ki…already, my dad has switched on the radio. The program on radio on Mahalaya is far better than that on TV. After all, the voice of Birendra Kishore Bhadra has a unique brand value.

Bidisha:- For your kind information, even in the TV program, the background voice is of Birendra Kishore Bhadra. Just switch on the TV and watch it. After watching the program, you can again go to sleep till 11 AM…uuh.

Arindam:- Hmm…ok…ok…thanks for giving those instructions. Your BSNL telephone bill is increasing. How can I watch the program on TV if you keep on talking with me over the telephone?

Bidisha:- Uff…idiot! Ok, talk to you later regarding the program of Durga Puja days. Bye!

Arindam:- Yeah! Yeah! Bye! Bye!

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Chinmoy:- Jaah! Again it has started raining! The dark clouds are not giving us any opportunity to visit the puja pandals without any hurdle and headache.

Prakash:- Really! Pathetic condition! On Shasti and Saptami, it was a complete downpour. At least, on this Astami day, there was sunshine in the morning. That’s why; we made a plan and came out of our house. But, alas, from the afternoon, the heavy rain has started again. Already, some streets of North Kolkata are water-logged. A short-circuit has also happened in one of the famous pandals of North Kolkata. Overall, it is a hotch-potch situation. If we want to visit some pandals, then we have to take off our leather shoes and walk bare-footed on those water-logged streets.

Ganga:- Let us go back home after eating something in any eatery place.

Dolui:- Ki Ganga daa…now it is only 5.30 PM. What will you do after going back home?

Arindam:- Aah! Dolui! How can you forget Anjana? He he he…

Ganga:- Ha ha ha…that’s a good point! But, we are feeling bored while standing under this shed. The rain is not stopping also.

Tamang:- I know about one place, where we can easily spend 2-3 hours without feeling bored. It is in South Kolkata. Even if there is a heavy rain, there is no problem, because there are enough spaces to sit inside the big pandal. We can sit there and gossip. Side by side, all the hot girls of Kolkata always visit that place, especially on Astami day, with beautiful sarees.

Ganga:- Wait! Wait! Let me guess that place! Are you talking about Maddox Square?

Tamang:- Ha ha ha…after all, you are our Senior, that’s why; we call you Ganga daa. You are absolutely correct! So, can we proceed towards Maddox Square?

Nonigopal:- I am hearing that name for the first time. Where is it? Anyway, let us visit that new place.

Chinmoy:- We are already half-wet! The heaviness of the rain has reduced a little bit. In this rainy time, all the local buses will be overcrowded. I think that is will be feasible if we go to Maddox Square by taking a taxi.

Arindam:- 7 people in 1 ambassador! How is it possible?

Tamang:- Aah! Thoda dimaag lagao! 4 people will sit at the back seat by adjusting themselves. 1 person has to sit on the lap of someone. The other 2 persons will sit on the front seat. Don’t worry; it will be adjusted. Just stop a taxi.

Prakash:- Ei taxi! Taxi! Roko! Roko! Maddox Square jayega.

Taxi Driver:- Woh kidhar hain? Humko maloom nahi hain?

Ganga:- Arrey, we will guide you. You just keep on driving.

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Nonigopal:- Yeah! You were right, Tamang! There are so many beautiful girls out here in Maddox Square. The environment is really cool out here. The slow instrumental music at the background! Everyone is sitting on the chair with their groups and having pure addas.

Tamang:- Today is Astami. That’s why; you are seeing everyone with their traditional dresses. Boys are wearing Panjabi & Pajamas and girls are wearing sarees. Otherwise, on other days of the Durga Puja, you can see fashion show out here. Girls come with skin-tight T-shirts and Jeans and boys become Western Cowboys, he he he…

Dolui:- Accha, where is Arindam, Ganga daa and Chinmoy?

Prakash:- Oh! They are roaming here and there. Don’t worry; after feeling bored, they will come back and sit here only.

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Arindam:- Arrey, Ganga daa! What’s the matter! We were having a nice adda session there. Suddenly, you told us to have a walk with you!

Ganga daa:- Just look at that boy , wearing indigo colored Punjabi and black jeans. Can you recognize him?

Arindam:- Is he from our school?

Ganga daa:- Aah! Look carefully and then answer.

Arindam:- Arrey! He is Dibakar. Ha ha ha…your future saala. What is he doing here?

Chinmoy:- What! What! That guy is the elder brother of Ganga’s girlfriend. Wow! But, I think, he is with his girlfriend.

Arindam:- That girl is Jharna Jana. She has joined our school as a new Bengali teacher in the morning session.

Ganga:- How did you get so much information?

Arindam:- See, very simple! When we reach our school in the afternoon, the morning session students wait outside the school to board their respective school buses. One day, I saw, Bidisha is coming down from her school bus and this lady, Jharna Jana is boarding the bus. Later, I asked Bidisha about Jharna Jana. Bidisha gave me complete information about Jharna Jana by asking the bus conductor. She is currently doing distance course of M.A in Bengali.

Ganga:- Hmm…2-3 months back, I also had a doubt when I saw  Dibakar with his 2-wheeler for 4-5 times outside our school main gate.

Chinmoy:- Taah…Ganga daa! You should now go and talk to Mr.Dibakar. After all; he is your future saala.

Ganga:- Yes, of course!

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Ganga:- Ki Dibakar daa…sab bhalo toh…Where is Anjana? I am not seeing her? She has not come?

Dibakar:- You! I mean! You are in Maddox Square at this age! Yeah! Anjana has not come!

Jharna:- Wow! Dibakar, how did she know your younger sister’s name? What’s your name?

Ganga:- My name is Ganga, madam! You will be surprised to know that I am a student of Saint Sebastian School, studying in Class VII now. I know you. You are a Bengali teacher of our school in the morning session.

Jharna:- Wow! That’s great! Nice to meet you! Hey Dibakar, you should have also brought Anjana here.

Dibakar:- Arrey babah! Every day, he sees my younger sister from his terrace. He stays in our co-operative society only.

Jharna:- O babah! Tumi toh dekchi besh dustu cheley…anyway, Ganga. I am going to visit Anjana’s house tomorrow. Hoping to see you there!

Ganga:- Sure! Sure! Why not! Dibakar daa…you have made a right choice. Both of you are made for each other.

Dibakar:- Ei chokhra! Barabari hocchey…anyway thanks! Tomorrow evening, amader barite choley asis…ek sathey thakur dekhte berobo…

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Tamang:- Ha ha ha…Ganga daa…congratz…now, the biggest thorn of your love is in your pocket.

Ganga:- arrey, I should thank to Arindam for those valuable information. I used those information to impress that lady, Jharna.

Arindam:- Oh! Then, you should give thanks to Bidisha. She gave me the real information.

Dolui:- Hmm…Bidisha will live for many years. You are talking about Bidisha and she is right here in Maddox Square.

Arindam:- What! Oh! No! Not again! Let me hide somewhere.

Prakash:- For your kind information, she has already spotted you and called you for 5-6 times. Maybe you are somewhat deaf! That’s why; she has now decided to walk straight towards you. She is coming, he he he...

Bidisha:- Boli tui ki kaane kaala…I am calling you for several times, can’t you hear me?

Arindam:- Oh! You were calling me. Actually, there are so many Arindam in this Maddox Square. I thought, maybe, some other girl is calling some other Arindam.

Bidisha:- I know all your tricks since childhood days. Don’t do acting now. Come on; now, we will go to Durga Baari. Accha, let me introduce you to my elder cousin brother. His name is Swarnabha. Swarnabha daa, this is my sweet friend, Arindam!

Chinmoy:- Sweet friend! Accha! Accha! Ganga daa! Are you getting some idea?

Ganga:- We have got all the correct signals. The problem is with Arindam’s Antenna. There is a signal problem.

Arindam:- No, no! I am not so sweet. I am just her friend.

Swarnabha:- Ok, ok, friends are always sweet. There is no doubt about that. Now, it is 6.30 PM.  How many are you in total? 7 persons, right! Ok, 7+2=9. No, problem! I have parked my Tata Sumo outside, follow me. We will all go to Durga Baari.

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Arindam:- Ei, what is there in Durga Baari?

Bidisha:- Uff…in every step, you have to ask a question like a detective. Actually, my elder uncle (Jyathamoni), has become President of the ‘Durga Baari Puja Committee’ this year. That’s why; this year, he is performing the puja this year in a grand style. He told me to bring my friends also. That’s why; only. Now, we have reached the place. Let us get down from the Tata Sumo. Come on!

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Bibhuti Bhusan Bandopadhay:- Ki re! Bidisha! Bandhu der ke niye eli…baah baah besh besh…

Bidisha:- Guys! This is my great jyatha moni (elder uncle). Jyatha moni, these are my friends; Dolui, Chinmoy, Prakash, Ganga daa, Tamang, Nonigopal and Arindam.

Bibhuti Bhusan Bandopadhay:- Besh besh! Taah enjoy the puja. After half an hour, maayer bhog deoya hobe…(Prasad of the Astami Puja), sabai mayer bhog kheye jeo kintu…aajker diney oi sab haabi jaabi biriyani tiriyani khetey hobey naa. O sob kaal ke kheo kamon…

All school friends of Bidisha:- Yes, Jyatha Moni.

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Arindam:- No, no, I don’t eat so much papads. Don’t give.

Swarnali:- Aah! Take another one before the food gets served on the table.

Bidisha:- Cherey deh…give those papads to Tamang and Dolui. They like to eat the papads.

Arindam:- Who is this girl? Very aggressive in nature! I mean, she is more aggressive than you.

Bidisha:- Of course! She has to be! After all; she is my cousin sister. Her name is Swarnali. She is just 2 months younger than me. She studies at Loreto School.  Swarnali, are u an aggressive girl? Arindam is saying so.

Swarnali:- Ha ha ha…Arindam, you have seen not even 10% of my aggression today. People of this locality sometimes call me as ‘Chota Phoolan Devi’.

Arindam:- Uff..babah…meye toh noy…jano kaanta taarer bera…

Chinmoy:- Ha ha ha…this is a dialogue of a Suchitra Sen starrer Bengali film…Ha ha ha…Oh! Arindam! You utilized that dialogue at the right time.

Swarnali:- Bidisha di, your this friend, Arindam is really something, uuh…sabai khetey jaabey chalo…the food has been served.

Bidisha:- Arindam, do you know what you are?

Arindam:- What?

Bidisha:- Idiot!

Arindam:- Ha ha ha…that’s a patent dialogue which I am hearing since class I, he he he…

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Bhanu:- Subho Bijaya! Come on; give me a hug, brother!

Jahar:- Yeah! Of course, brother! Subho Bijaya!

Raghav:- Accha, why you Bengali people always hug each other after the completion of Durga Puja. While hugging, you Bengali people start shouting with joy, ‘Subho Bijaya’.

Dolui:- Arrey…bhai, ekbaar gale milke toh dekh…you will also keep on hugging by saying ‘Subho Bijaya’.

Hardayal:- Bhaiye…Bengali girls should also do ‘Subho Bijaya’ with Bengali boys.

Arindam:- Don’t utter these things in class. You never know; Bidisha will come and start hugging me. Just keep your mouth shut.

Mainak:- Accha, listen everybody; today, I have a nice plan. Every year, we boys hug everyone except Raqeeb, because he is a Muslim. Today, everyone will hug him by saying ‘Subho Bijaya’. He will be completely surprised.

Students of Class VII:- Yeah! Yeah! Nice plan!

Girl Students of Class VII:- Even we will hug Fatima today.

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Mrs. Roy:-  Hey, you all! What’s going on out here! My goodness! You people have started hugging competition or what!

Raqeeb:- See madam! Everyone is hugging me so tightly by saying ‘Subho Bijaya’.

Mrs. Roy:- Ha ha ha…well, it is good for you, as this exercise may help you to lose some weight, he he he…

Raqeeb:- Even the girls has not spared Fatima. Ask Fatima.

Fatima:- I am ok, madam. I have enjoyed the hugging from my girl-friends.

Raqeeb:- Ok, I will not leave each and every boy of this class during the Eid festival. I will hug them all tightly one by one.

Students of Class VII:- Ho ho ho….Ha ha ha…

Mrs. Roy:- Ok, ok, just settle down, now. Accha, wish you all; ‘Subho Bijaya’. At least, I cannot hug you people.

Ganga:- But, madam, one thing is pending. As per the rituals of Bijaya, students have to touch the feet of their teacher and the teacher has to give a treat of rasogollas.

Mrs. Roy:- Oh! No! So, you people have already planned to target me.

Bhanu:- Come on, guys! Let us go and touch the feet of our class teacher.

Mr. Roland (Passing by the classroom after a while):- What’s happening, Mrs. Roy! They are taking your blessings by touching your feet! Wow!

Mrs. Roy:- No, Sir! Actually, they are abiding by the rituals of ‘Subho Bijaya’.

Mr. Roland:- Yeah! Yeah! Mrs. Roy, we also used to do that when I was a student in this same school. He he he…but, at that time, our teachers used to give us a gala treat of sweets; Nalen Gurer Sandesh, Lyangcha, Paantua and Rasogolla.

Students of Class VII:- Sir, we also want to eat those sweets. We will also touch your feet.

Mr. Roland:- No, no..No…no….stay wherever you are. You don’t have to touch my feet. Let me wish you all; ‘Subho Bijaya’…and if you people want to eat sweets, then don’t worry; within half an hour, all the sweets packets will be distributed to all the students of our afternoon session. The most interesting thing is that all the sweets will be ordered from the ‘Durga Mistanna Bhandar’, ha ha ha…

SAINT SEBASTIAN SCHOOL (EPISODE -18) !!!

Parag:- Hum hongey kamyaab…hum hongey kamyaab…ekdin…oho mann mein hain biswas, poora hain biswas, hum hongey kamyaab ek din….we shall overcome…

Riku:- Kya baat hain, Parag…why are you singing this song? Have you failed in the Half Yearly Exam or what?

Parag:- No, I have passed in all the papers. Actually, yesterday, I watched a movie, ‘Jaane bhi doh yaaron.’ It is a pure comedy movie but the story is based on the issues of corruption. In the end, the two heroes lose the battle. But, those two heroes always used to believe that one day, they will succeed, but they were unable to do so.

Riku:- So, are you also going to fight against the corruption or what?

Parag:- No, I am thinking about the final match of the Inter-School Hockey Championship day after tomorrow at the Eastern Park against the defending champions, Khalsa High School. In the last year final, I failed to capitalize one simple penalty stroke. Moreover, we got 7 penalty corners and converted one of them into a goal, whereas, the Khalsa High School team got 3 penalty corners and converted two of them into goals. That was enough for them to beat us.

Riku:- Hmm…ok, best of luck for the final match.

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Satya:- Dhaath…pooro mojatai nasto korey dilo…who told Mohammad Azharuddin to go for fielding after winning the toss and that too in a semi-final match.

Indranil:- Actually, you cannot completely blame Azhar in this case, because many teams in this world cup have won matches by chasing in Day & Night format due to the dew factor.

Satya:- Arr, dew factor! Even that guy, Sanath Jaysuriya was spinning the ball like Shane Warne.

Indranil:- That’s what I am trying to say, naah…Azhar is not the main villain, the real villain is the pitch and the man who created that unsporting pitch. But, yes, to some extent, Azhar could have opted for batting first as his team never has a good track record of winning matches by chasing.

Bhavesh:- Our class teacher is coming towards our classroom with our report cards.

Bhanu:- Hssh…class…please maintain silence!

Mrs. Roy:- Good afternoon children!

Students of Class VII:- Good afternoon, madam!

Mrs.Roy:- All of you please sit down. Some of you may be somewhat angry because our school authority has scheduled this day for the distribution of report cards of Half-yearly exam. After all; today is Biswakarma Puja. On this day, you people enjoy flying all those colorful kites in the sky. How many of you know how to fly kites? Just raise your hands. Wow! More than 60% people know it. Great! Anyway; I will not take much time in distributing your report cards. Within 1.30 PM, I will finish up. Whenever I call your names, just come out of your seat to collect the report cards from me. I will give the feedbacks about you all at that time only.

Hardayal:- Madam! Why this time, there is no parents-teacher meeting?

Mrs. Roy:- Actually, from this year, our school authority has decided to conduct Parents-Teacher meeting at the time of distributing the report cards of Annual Exams only.

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Ganga:- Hey, Gurcharan, best of luck for the final match, day after tomorrow.

Gurcharan:- Thanks! But, you and your group members should also come on that day to support us.  Last year, Khalsa High School had so many supporters and no one was cheering for us. Without the supporters, you don’t feel charged up while playing.

Ganga:- Yeah, I understand your feelings. Ok, some of us will be present on that day to support our school hockey team, but, on one condition. If our school team wins the hockey championship, then you have to give us a treat of Rasogollas, after all; you are the captain of the hockey team.

Gurcharan:- Arrey bhai, why only rasogolla…I will give you all a gala treat in Haldiram Bhujiawala. My jeeja ji (elder sister’s hubby) works there only.

Ganga:- Haldiram Bhujiawala! Where is it?

Gurcharan:- It is nearer to Rabindra Sadan; just at the opposite side of the Exide office.

Ganga:- hmm…then it’s ok. We will surely come to support our hockey team on day after tomorrow. Accha, now they are going to my house to celebrate Biswa Karma puja in our co-operative society. If you wish, you can also join us.

Gurcharan:- No, thanks, Ganga! Now, I, Parag, Bhavesh, Raghav & Hardayal will go to the Eastern Park to practice hockey. You people carry on.

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Arindam:- My goodness! Ganga daa…what are you trying to do in your terrace. From one point of the terrace to the other point, a series of strings have been tied.

Ganga:- Aah! Just have patience! I have to give manjaz to those strings. Unless, you give manja to the strings of a kite, you can never win a Kite competition.

Dolui:- How have you prepared those manjas?

Ganga:- Arrey, it is a very complex process. First you have to make a perfect mixture/manja masala by using small pieces of glasses, egg yolks, etc. Now, once the manja has been prepared, just take the manja with a cloth to protect your palm. Then rub the manjas on the strings from one end to the other. Baash, your strings are ready for the competition.

Arindam:-  So, this is the terrace of B-4 building. Ok, then where is B3?

Ganga:- Arrey, can’t you see there! Just opposite to the right hand side of the terrace, is the B-3 building. Can’t you see that tall, fatty villain flying kites? His name is Dibakar, the elder brother of Anjana. Already, he has targeted 3 kites and won and I am yet to fly my first kite of the day. Oi sky blue color er ghuri taa niye aaye odik thekey…ok, now, hold the kite on your hand…just wait for the wind…ok, now just release the kite…ei Dolui…latai taah thik kore dhar bhai…jakhon suto chartey balbo charbi…ar jakhon gotatey balbo gotaabi…thik achey…let me target the Dibakar’s kite first…Natun manjar suto…thik saala orh ghuri ami ketey debo.

Dolui:- Ei, Ganga daa, now, your Anjana has come out in the terrace of B-3, I hope!

Ganga:- Koi kothay…oh yes! She has come out! Now, it is a matter of prestige for me. I have to win the kite competition.

Arindam:- He is also releasing the strings…He wants a battle of the kites at high altitude. Go ahead, Ganga daa, Dolui, keep on releasing the strings.

Ganga:- I have understood his ploy! He knows that I don’t have too long strings. So, if he somehow, manages to cut the strings of my kite, then I will lose around 20% of the manja strings.

Dolui:- Arrey, Ganga daa, there is no time to think…just act…the battle is on. Jorey hyachka taan maro…haan thik achey…arek baar…ami suto charchi kichu taa…abaar tano…hurrah! Kete gachey…bho katta! Mama! Kamaal korey diyecho…

Arindam:- Ganga daa…just see the facial expression of Dibakar…ha ha ha…Ganga daa…your Anjana will surely get some scolding from her elder brother, I am damn sure! Yeah, Dibakar is telling something to Anjana. We can’t hear, but we can feel that he is scolding her.

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Dibakar:- Where from your friend got such kind of adamancy? Ashpordha toh kam noy…amar ghuri ketey dilo…Khabardaar, never talk to that boy, I am telling you. Ganga is a very bad boy.

Anjana:- Maa, O, Maa…dekho naa…Dadabhai is scolding me like anything.

Rupanjana:- Uff…ki holo abaar toder…everytime, you brother and sister keep on fighting. What happened?

Dibakar:- Mom, you ask me what has not happened? That guy targeted my kite!

Rupanjana:- Oho! Dibakar, sometimes; it happens; you should also learn to accept defeat and after all; he is a good friend of your younger sister. You cannot react like that. Anjana, call Ganga and his friends here in B-3 terrace. They can fly kites from here also.

Anjana:- Yeah, Thanks mom!

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Arindam:- Ei, Ganga daa…your Anjana is calling you from their terrace…oho! She is telling everyone to go there and fly kites.

Ganga:- Oops! What a pleasant surprise! Aunty zindabad! My future mother-in-law is too good at heart.

Dolui:- Loh karlo baath…without even eating the laddoo of love, you are dreaming of marriage!

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Anjana:- Dhaath…flying kites is becoming boring now. Come on; let us play some another game!

Ganga:- What kind of a game, dear?

Anjana:- It is dusky now! Yes! We will play the game of Hide & Seek (Lukochuri).

Arindam:- What kind of a game is that!

Anjana:- Oh! Very simple game! 3 of us will hide somewhere within this B-3 building and 1 has to catch where these 3 people are hiding.

Dolui:- Why we have to hide only within this building? We can hide outside this building also?

Anjana:- No, no, my mom will not allow it. Accha, all of you know the rules, naah…

Arindam:- No, I don’t know. I have never played this type of a game.

Anjana:- Aah, see Arindam! Before hiding, the person has to give a signal by saying, ‘Kooki’. Then, the person who is going to catch the hidden persons has to start the search operation. If the person who is hiding says ‘Dhappa’ to the person who is searching, then, the latter person loses the game. But, if you catch the hiding person before he can say ‘Dhappa’ to you, then you will win.

Arindam:- Babah! Ki boka boka khela…

Ganga:- No, no, it is a very interesting game. Arindam, when you play ‘Lock & Key’ game with Riku & Bidisha, then it is not a funny game for you!

Dolui:- Ha ha ha…dekhli toh Ganga daa kamon dilo…pooro aath aana kilo…he he  he…

Anjana:- Ok, ok, let me select who will start searching in this game. Apon Bapon Chouki Chapon…oh! It is Ganga who will search us…hee hee hee…

Arindam:- Arrey, Bidisha also chant this rhyme before ‘Lock & Key’ game…what an interesting rhyme, he he he…So, Ganga daa, best of luck, we are going to hide now…Catch me if you can, Ganga daa…

Ganga:- Arrey, jaah jaah…first go and hide somewhere…I will catch you within 5 minutes.

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Dolui:- Ei, where are you going to hide?

Arindam:- Behind the parking lot downstairs of this building. Ok, I will give you signals…don’t worry. Anjana, you know better hiding places than us!

Anjana:- Yeah, I have a special hiding place just beside the lift gate at 2^nd floor…hee hee hee…ok, I am going to hide now. Let me give the signal to Ganga, that I have already hidden myself…Ganga, Kooki…

Dolui:- Ei, why have you asked Anjana where she is going to hide?

Arindam:- Aah! I will tell Ganga daa to go and catch her. Hussh…Ganga daa…edikey sono…she is hiding in the 2^nd floor…Don’t go immediately. Spend around 5 minutes and then go and catch her. If possible, you know…what I mean…

Ganga:- What! if possible what!

Dolui:- Aah! Ganga daa! If possible, tell her those three magic words…best of luck!

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Ganga:- Oho! Little fairy! You are hiding here.

Anjana:- Oh! My God! You have caught me! I thought, you can never catch me. You are so smart, Ganga.

Ganga:- If I will not catch, who will catch you? I want to say something in private.

Anjana:- Yeah, there is no one here except both of us. Tell me. Oh! God! Why are you sweating!

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Arindam:- Naah! Ganga daa is so nervous! I really doubt whether he will be able to say those words or not.

Dolui:- It is not so easy to say I love you to an unknown girl. At least, I can never say to anyone.

Arindam:- Arrey, if a courageous person like Ganga daa is feeling the tension, then imagine, what will happen to you, when you will be in a similar situation.

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Ganga:- You are a very sweet girl, Anjana. I really like you.

Anjana:- So, what! Everyone likes me.

Ganga:- No, I like you much more than anyone else. I love you, Anjana.

Anjana:- Uff…to tell these three words, you are sweating, uuh…I also love you Ganga from the very first day when I saw you. You are very naughty but very nice at heart also. Let me kiss you…mmmuaah…Now, you kiss me.

Ganga:- I have never kissed any girl.

Anjana:- Dhaath…chumu khete bolchi..chumu khabey…I don’t want to listen anything else.

Ganga:- Mmmuah…

Arindam & Dolui:- Hurrah! Ganga daa…boss, er janyo…we want a gala party.

Anjana:- Arindam & Dolui, thanks a lot to both of you. Without your co-operation at the back-end, this idiot would have never proposed me. Come to our house; my mom has cooked ‘Chaaler Payesh’ and ‘Ghughni’ for you people.

Arindam:- Ganga daa, you are lucky to have such a sweet girl as your girlfriend.

Ganga:- I am also lucky to have you people as my friend. Now, come on; let us enjoy ‘Payesh’ & ‘Ghugni’ upstairs.

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Commentator Chintu daa:- Ladies and Gentleman, today, on this very special day, we have all assembled here to witness the great hockey final between Saint Sebastian School and Khalsa High School. The game has started.

Ganga:- Frankly speaking; for the first time, I am seeing a live hockey match.

Prakash:- Me too!

Commentator Chintu daa:- Oh! No! In the 15^th minute of the match, Khalsa High School has converted one penalty corner into a goal. Khalsa High School is now leading by one goal.

Satya:- Dhaath…our goalkeeper is not so good.

Dolui:- Arrey! It is very easy to give such lectures while standing outside the ground. It is not so easy for a hockey goalkeeper to save such a small ball. At least, in football, the size of a football is much bigger.

Commentator Chintu daa:- The 1^st half has ended. Khalsa High School is leading by 1 goal.

Gurcharan:- Again, we will lose this game. We are not getting anything right today…itna practice kiya..phir bhi saala…taal mel thik nahi ho raha hain…

Nonigopal:- Please don’t mind; one thing I have observed. Khalsa High School is playing short passes in zig-zag fashion and trying to keep the ball in possession, whereas, you people are playing long passes and that too in a very traditional manner. I can hardly see any innovative or zig-zag passes in our team. You people are going for counter-attack without keeping the ball in possession. What’s the point in that attack?

Parag:- Yeh, banda sahi bol raha hain…last time also, this same team played defensive game in the 2^nd half after taking a lead in the 1^st half.

Bhavesh:- So, what to do? Should we change our formation?

Hardayal:- Haan…let us change it to 3-4-3 now. Spread out in the field and keep the ball in possession. We will try to earn penalty corners by keeping them in pressure. Gucharan, kya bolta hain?

Gurcharan:- Yeah, that will be the right ploy for us? Come on; let us enter the ground again.

Joseph:- Best of luck to you all.

Commentator Chintu Daa:- The game of 2^nd half has started. Let us see, if Saint Sebastian School can come back to this game or not.

Tamang:- This game will end by 11.30 AM or at max at 12 noon. Then, what’s our plan today.

Kanchan:- Nothing at all. If our team wins, then Gurcharan will take us to the Haldiram Bhujiawala. There, we will eat, maybe till 1 or 1.30 PM. We have nothing to do after that. The school is also closed for the puja vacation.

Commentator Chintu daa:- Parag of Saint Sebastian School has scored a goal. What a move it was! A fantastic pass from Hardayal was more than enough for Parag to score that brilliant goal.

Arindam:- See! If you play well, you don’t need to wait for a penalty corner to score a goal. Goals will come automatically.

Chinmoy:- Yeah! But, our team should not become too complacent now. Only 7 minutes left for the match. They should go for the winning goal now.

Satya:- Ok, let us see what happens! Accha, toh aaj ka kya plan thik hua?

Joseph:- Well, today, all of us are not in school uniform. We are also not carrying any school bag with us. Two adult films are going on at present. One is ‘Snake Woman’ in Nandan and another one is ‘Basic Instinct’ in Regal and Pradip Cinema hall. If you people have no other work to do, then we can go and watch those movies. The ticket fee is only 20 bucks.

Ganga:- Fantastic idea! Chumu chumu…tui bhai gurudev…ei bhai log…today, we will go and watch ‘Basic Instincts’ at the Pradip Cinema Hall. I hate snakes, so, I will watch ‘Snake Woman’ later on, not today…

Prakash:- Ha ha ha…satyi maairi…Ganga daa…he he he…

Commentator Chintu daa:- Goal! Oh! Just 24 seconds left for the match and Gurcharan has scored a goal with a fantastic left handed shot. The defender of the Khalsa High School gave a miss pass to Gurcharan and he capitalized on it. What a way to bring a victory! What a way to take the sweet revenge. The referee has blown the final whistle. That means, Saint Sebastian School hockey team is the winner of the Inter-School Hockey tournament this year.

Students of Saint Sebastian School:- Hurrah! Who have won the Inter-School Hockey Competition! It is our Saint Sebastian School! Hip Hip Hurrah! Hip Hip Hurrah!

Gurcharan:- Saala…tears are coming out of my eyes. Hey, Ganga, look at us…we have done it. We practiced hard for this victory and we have achieved it.

Ganga:- Arrey, Gurcharan bhai…I passed comments at you on that day…sorry for that…you have proved one thing…dedication and hard work with utmost sincerity to yourself is bound to bring victory. Joh boley so nihaal…

Gurcharan:- Sastriya kaal. Chal…aaj hum full tu party dega…Don’t hesitate to eat anything you feel like at Haldiram Bhujiawala.

Joseph:- Accha, after the eating session, we will have an adult film session at Pradip cinema hall. Koi aitraaz nahi hain toh…

Gurcharan:- Arrey, no problem! Today I am in such a happy mood that I can even sleep with a foreign nude woman without any condition.

Parag:- Ha ha ha…our captain is indeed in a good mood now.

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Satya:- Uff…the cinema hall has too many bugs in their seats. I can already experience that.

Arindam:- Basically, this Pradip cinema hall is the cinema hall of Rickshaw-pullers. The famous Khaal of Ganga is just beside this cinema hall. As it is raining outside heavily and also it is a high tide time, the waters are entering inside the Pradip cinema hall.

Ganga:- Aah! Don’t talk too much! Watch that nude heroine! Oooh! She is so hot!

Arindam:- Oh! I have already gone to the bathroom and handled my dick. So, now, my dick is too tired to respond to that sexy heroine.

Nonigopal:- Mine has come out automatically, ha ha ha…

Gurcharan:- Arrey, tum logon ka nikal gaya hain…hum logon ka abhi bhi nahi nikla naa…so, don’t disturb us by talking among yourselves. Let us enjoy watching the movie till our white liquid comes out.

Arindam, Dolui, Nonigopal, Satya & Prakash:- Aaja aaja…tu hain sperm mera…wallah wallah…yeh nakhrabaaji tera…aaha aaja aaja…aaah aaa…

Ganga, Gurcharan & Joseph:- Ha ha ha…kya gaana compose kiya hain bhai logon ne..Yes, finally, our under wears are also wet due to that special liquid.

Tamang:- Ok, for today, it is enough! Come on; let us all go back to our respective home now. We will meet again on any day of the Durga Puja to enjoy ourselves.