Sunday, February 12, 2012

SAINT SEBASTIAN SCHOOL (EPISODE - 34) !!!

Commentator Chintu:- Today, the Eastern Park is fully packed. All of them have come here to witness and enjoy the final match between the Yellow House and the Blue House football team. As we can see that the players of both the teams are warming up for the match. Let us see which team wins the final match today.

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Mr. Bairagi:- Oh! Sir! You are here also. Good to see that you have took out some time to watch this match.

Mr. Roland:- Yeah! Yeah! Why not! After all; it is a final match. You must be very happy that your team is in the final.

Mr. Bairagi:- Winning the final is more important than just reaching in the final.

Mr. Roland:- Ha ha ha…so, are you confident that your team will win the final?

Mr. Bairagi:- No, not like that. Blue House is also a good team. But, I am keeping my fingers crossed.

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Commentator Chintu:- Mr. Richards has blown the whistle for half-time. In the first half, both the teams have played pathetic football. I was feeling as if the Yellow House has created a Great Wall of China in their defense line-up and the Strikers of Blue House are continuously failing to enter inside the penalty box of the Yellow House. Blue House has not earned any corner kick despite attacking so well. Imagine, how tactfully, the defenders of Yellow House tackled them from all ends.

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Rajat:- Dwaipayan daa…what’s happening! For 30 minutes, we kept on defending. We are losing our stamina now. We don’t know for how long we will be able to defend the Blue House strikers from scoring goals.

Dwaipayan:- If we can block them for 1st 30 minutes, we can surely do the same thing for the next 30 minutes also. In the extra time, we will go for the kill, when they will be totally tired and exhausted.

Rakesh:- Your master-plan is good. We have no doubt about that. But, what is the guarantee that within next 15-20 minutes, we will not lose our stamina. Blue House team will start playing more aggressively in the 2nd half, because they have already understood that we don’t have better strikers than that of their team.

Rikshit:- Blue House is a one-man team. We are using 5 defenders to mark that single striker. That’s the problem!

Dwaipayan:- Hmm…so, we can possibly beat the Blue House team which has no Ritwik.

Biswajit:- Rasikota karcho naaki! Actually, what are you trying to say? We are not getting it.

Dwaipayan:- Kramoso prakasya…just wait and watch.

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Sandipan:- Ritwik daa…you are a good striker. I appreciate that. But, that does not mean that you will not give pass to anyone. You are trying to score a goal by yourself and the Yellow House defenders know it very well that you are a selfish player. So, they are applying the ‘Man-to-Man’ marking strategy against you. You are failing to take a shot at the goal despite all your skills and efforts.

Ritwik:- Don’t give lectures to me. I know what to do and how to do. The way I am playing, I am sure that I will get a goal in the 2nd half. Don’t worry!

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Commentator Chintu:- 16 minutes has passed in the 2nd half. Still, the scoreboard is 0-0. Oh! No! What a deadly tackle by that Yellow House left-back defender. Ritwik is holding his right knee now. It is very painful for him. His facial expression is saying that all. All the Blue House players are demanding for a Red Card for that Yellow House defender. Mr. Richards responded to that demand without any hesitation. Nonigopal left the field after seeing the Red Card. So, is the Ritwik with a deadly injury! He cannot walk properly at this moment. He is literally hopping. Samanta came in as a substitute of Ritwik. The game has started again.

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Rakesh:- This is not a fair captaincy, Dwaipayan daa.

Dwaipayan:- This game is a war and everything is fair in love and war. At the end of the day, whosoever wins the war is the real champion. Joh jeeta wahi Sikandar.

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Kanchan:- Now, the pressure will be on us. As Ritwik is out, they will start playing attacking football now.

Arindam:- Hardly, 5 minutes or so left for the match. They are with 10 men and we are with 11. Nothing to worry! Play charged football. Keep on sending the football outside the field whenever you get a chance. Waste the time. We will see them in the extra-time.

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Commentator Chintu:- Now, the match has headed for the extra-time, 10 minutes for each half.

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Mr. Roland:- Wow! Both the teams are neck and neck to each other. No one is giving an inch to their opponent player.

Subir Sir:- What neck and neck, Sir! They intentionally fouled Ritwik badly to nullify our advantage factor.

Mr. Bairagi:- Subir daa…football is a game of 11 players not of a single player.

Subir Sir:- Yeah! That I know, but, a knife has no value if it has no sharpness. Without Ritwik, this Blue House team is a team without any sharpness. It is like a pistol with no bullets in it.

Mr. Bairagi:- Your boys are dependent on Ritwik only. That’s the problem! At least, this type of weak psychology is not there in our Yellow House team. All of them are independent and have self-confidence.

Mr. Roland:- Ok, ok, don’t fight among yourselves, otherwise, I will show the final Red Card to the coaches of both the teams…ha ha ha…just kidding…he he he…ok, now let us enjoy watching the extra-time.

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Commentator Chintu:- 7 minutes have passed in the 1st half of the extra-time. For the first time, in this match, Yellow House has earned a free-kick. Rajat is going to take the free-kick. Oh! No, Rajat just gave a back-heel pass to Biswajit. Biswajit took a long shot at the goal. Oooh! The Blue House goalkeeper missed it by an inch. The ball went in. Yellow House has taken the lead by 1-0.

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Mukesh:- We will not let that bloody Yellow House team win so easily. No, not so easily. Spread out! We will go for all out attack. Oh! Shit! The whistle has blown.

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Commentator Chintu:- After the 1st half of the extra-time, Yellow House is leading by 1 goal. Blue House has only 10 minutes to come back in the match. Let us see what happens!

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Mrs. Samaddar:- Actually, Blue House never deserved to be in the final. Luckily, they reached the final. Oh! God! Had my boys scored at least 1 or 2 goals in any of their first two matches!

Mr. Bairagi:- Ha ha ha…chor palaaley buddhi baarey…taah…what is your feedback about our Yellow House team.

Mrs. Samaddar:- Your boys play Italian football. They will keep on defending and defending and will wait for the golden opportunity to score a goal from counter-attack.

Mr. Bairagi:- My boys are dark horses. They start firing at the last stage, when their opponents start under-estimating them.

Mrs. Samaddar:- Don’t get so much carried away, Bairagi. Blue House has come back.

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Commentator Chintu:- So, what! If Ritwik is sitting outside the field! Blue House has Kestolal. How he scored that goal from that angle! Oh! Just amazing! The ball was about to go out for a goal kick for Yellow House. He just blocked the ball and took a shot from that right-side angle. The ball went into the net like a bullet. Now, we are witnessing a real final.  Only 4 minutes remaining. All the players are tensed as well as excited. That’s what a perfect atmosphere of a final match can do to you.

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Rakesh:- Ehe! Bad luck!

Rikshit:- There are no linesmen in this match! Hmm…

Rakesh:- What do you mean!

Rikshit:- Very simple! Blue House is playing all-out attacking football and we should play long crossed passes. If luckily, it is not an off-side, go for the goal.

Rakesh:- Oops! Really! You and Dwaipayan are excellent master-minds of our team. Bairagi Sir has rightly selected the Captain and Vice-Captain of the team.

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Commentator Chintu:- That’s a lovely save from the Yellow House goalkeeper. He wasted no time; went for the goal kick very rapidly. Dwaipayan received the ball using his chest and gave the pass to Rajat.  Rajat went for a cross from the left flank. Biswajit headed the ball towards the right-top corner of the goal post. The Blue House goalkeeper dived and made a punch at the ball. Oh! Rudrapratap, the midfielder just gave a smart touch to the ball and the ball went in towards the left corner of the goal post. Goaalll !!! Mr. Richards looked at his wrist watch and blown the final whistle. Look at the Yellow House players. They are champions for this year. Their coach, Mr. Bairagi is running in. Also, the red card holder, Nonigopal is running in along with all his teammates sitting in the reserve bench. Why not! The final victory washes away all the foul plays at the end. Blue House played well, but, in the final, one has to win and one has to lose. Better luck next time. I am signing off for now. See you next year again.

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Ritwik:- Saala…Mr. Roland gave the Man of the Match award to Biswajit for his performance, but, I would have given you that award.

Nonigopal:- Arrey, why you are angry on me? In big matches like final, those small fouls happen. Can’t help it!

Ritwik:- Had I known earlier, that you people will badly injure me, I would have played short-passing football. I did a blunder by playing on my own and trying to score goal by myself only.

Rakesh:- Then it is your fault, naah! Isn’t it, Ritwik. You cannot play as a selfish player; after all, this is football. Why are you targeting at Nonigopal? He got his punishment by seeing the Red Card.

Arindam:- Hey, Rakesh! We will take the sweet revenge next year.

Nonigopal:- Ha ha ha…ok, ok. Sure, sure! Now, let us enjoy. Actually, we all are in a party mood. Mr. Bairagi has already declared about giving a gala feast to us.

Ritwik:- Nonigopal, my right knee is still paining and you are continuously sprinkling salts on my wounds. I pray to God, that he should give you a severe punishment in the football tournament of next year.

Nonigopal:- Arrey! Sorry! Yaar! You people are still so angry. Come on! I will give a treat to you all at the canteen. Come, come!

Arindam:- Ok! Not an issue! After all, both I and Ritwik are foodies, he he he…

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Mr. Roland:- You people may be surprised, right! You people may be thinking that why, suddenly, our School Principal called for a Staff meeting for all the teachers of Class IX. Last year, 35 students failed to clear the Test exam under CBSE and Madhyamik Board. In Madhyamik, 17 students failed to pass and in CBSE, 12 students failed to pass. It is a shame. Look at Ajmer Association School. Last year, all of their students have passed.

Mrs. Nainital:- Sir, this is not in our hand. If students don’t study hard, then what can we do?

Mr. Roland:- Ha ha ha…if those students don’t study hard, make them study hard. Not from Class X, but from Class IX itself. It is better to fail very badly in the Half-Yearly & Annual Exams of Class IX, rather than failing in Test Exam or Board Exam in Class X.

Mrs. Poddar:- So, you want us to make very tough question papers for this Half-Yearly Exam.

Mr. Roland:- Exactly! I want each of them to fight in the exam for a single mark. Let them fail; let them get the scolding from their parents, let them shed tears. Unless they fail brutally, they will not realize the meaning of failure and unless they realize it by their own, they will never aspire for a big success. Set the question paper tough and also do the checking of exam papers very strictly. Shortlist those students who will get more than 65% marks. We will teach them in a special class. I want at least 2 to 3 students in the Top 20 ranking list both in Madhyamik and CBSE final exam of next year. The process should start by now.

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Mrs. Nainital:- Listen everyone! Half Yearly Exam is just around the corner. Only 45 days left. Routine of the Half-Yearly Exam has been published in the Notice Board a short while ago. I am giving you all a hint that this year, Half-Yearly Exam will be very tough for you.  Even getting 45% in each subject will be a great struggle for you.

Ganga:- Madam! Every year, our class teacher says the same thing to us…he he he…but, at last, we all pass.

Mrs. Nainital:- But, this time, it is slightly different. The order has come strictly from the top level. So, we will show no mercy to anyone of you while checking the papers. It is for your future benefit only. So, in a nutshell; start studying hard from now on. Best of luck for the Half-Yearly Exam!

Sunday, February 5, 2012

SAINT SEBASTIAN SCHOOL (EPISODE - 33) !!!

Commentator Chintu:- Goalllll! What a goal! The long distance shot from Ritwik went in. Blue House is now leading the match by 1 goal against Red House.
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Sajal:- Their motive was to draw the match. That’s why; the boys of Yellow House kept on defending in the entire match.
Mrs. Samaddar:- But, they have been successful in defending. With four good strikers, you people have failed to score a goal against them. That’s unacceptable. We want 3 points against Red House at any cost.
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Ganga:- Have you all seen the advertisement in the newspaper today? This year, National Defense Academy (NDA) is going to recruit 1500 persons in the age group of 15 to 21. Are you all not applying for it?
Pramanik:- Yeah! Yeah! I have applied but not for NDA but in Indian Railways for the post of TT. Passing Class VIII is the minimum requirement.
Arindam:- Hey, I also want to apply for these jobs. Who the hell wants to study and study? After getting any one of these jobs, our life will be full of entertainment. No studies at all.
Rabi:- Yeah! You are absolutely right! But, how to apply for these jobs!
Ganga:- Arrey, just go outside the school. Our famous Sticker Dadu is sitting on the footpath with all the application forms.
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Pandey ji (Security Guard of Saint Sebastian School):- Arrey! Kya hua…Champa…kahein itna gaali de rahi hain kabootaar o ko?
Champa (Female Sweeper of Saint Sebastian School):- Kahe na de gaali…yeh sab kabootar itna tatti joh karta hain…jhaaroon maar maar ke thak jaati hoon…uuh…
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Meenakshi:- He he he…Champa has a valid reason to get angry on those pigeons. They have created their own nest on the roof-shade of this Security-Gate Room. Really, 2 months ago, there were only two pigeons. Now, they are 5 in number.
Bhanu:- Those two pigeons are a couple, naah! That’s why; they gave birth to three more pigeons, ha ha ha…Actually, in Bengali, we call these pigeons as ‘Golaa Payera’. These pigeons love to eat. That’s why; they release so much excretory products from their body.
Meenakshi:- Ha ha ha…but, I really like that young white pigeon. She is so whitish and beautiful.
Bhanu:- Yeah! White pigeons are always too attractive. We also had pet pigeons in our terrace. Out of them, a white pigeon was my favorite. But, those pigeons made our terrace so dirty, that my dad took the final call to wipe them out from there. This year, I have taken a pet rabbit. It is also whitish. It is so sweet and active. But, this rabbit also release too much excretory products from its body. My dad is telling me to sell that rabbit now.
Meenakshi:- Ha ha ha…Bhanu, it is always better to have dogs or cats as your pets. They don’t release too much excretory products and they are very sensible to do all the soiling outside the house and behind the bushes.
Bhanu:- Yeah! I think that you are right! This time, I will pet a dog.
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Commentator Chintu:- Wow! The Red House football team is so happy. They got a penalty and scored a goal in the 19th minute. They were successful in maintaining the lead of 1-0 against the Green house football team till the last minute.
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Santu:- Madam! The foul happened outside the penalty box, but, Mr. Richards gave a penalty. That’s partiality.
Mrs. Samaddar:- I don’t want to hear all such craps. In two successive matches, you people have not been able to score a single goal. It is so shameful for the defending champion team.
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Subir Sir:- You people became so much complacent after scoring 2 goals in the 1st half. Yellow house team came back from nowhere to score 2 goals. Ehe! The match was in our pocket, boss.
Ranadev:- We never thought that the Yellow House team will bounce back so well. Their two strikers, Biswajit and Mrityunjay are from Class VII. Those junior players played so well.
Subir Sir:- Yellow house team is good in short passes. That’s why; they played possessive football in the 2nd half without going for full-fledged counter-attack. Very smart move! Anyway, be prepared for the next match against Green House. They will pounce on us.
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Mr. Roland:- Hey, Richards, how is the Inter-House football tournament going on?
Mr. Richards:- Fine, Sir! Sir, you have not come and watched a single match till now.
Mr. Roland:- Arrey! Where is the time, man; to go and watch a football match? So much work I have while sitting in my cabin. Anyway, which team has reached the final?
Mr. Richards:- It is a tough question to answer. Actually, Red and Blue will reach the final if they don’t lose their next match.
Mr. Roland:- Oho! So, your team is performing well in this season. What is the league standing now?
Mr. Richards:- Sir! All the teams have played 2 matches each. Red House is at 3 points with 1 goal scored, Blue House is at 4 points with 3 goals scored, Yellow House is at 2 points with 2 goals scored and Green House is at 1 point with 0 goals scored.
Mr. Roland:- Hmm…quite interesting…anyway, I will surely watch the final match. Don’t worry.
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Commentator Chintu:- This match is an important match for Yellow House. If they don’t win it, they will not reach the final. On the other hand, Red House is just playing a very safe football with a defensive strategy because a draw is enough for them to reach the final, provided the Green House team does not win against the Blue House. Mr. Richards has blown the whistle for half time.
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Mr. Richards:- Has your team reached the final or what!
Vicky:- No, not yet! We just need to save this match.
Mr. Richards:-  A draw is not enough, my boy. If, by any chance, touchwood, the Green House wins against Blue House by a margin of 2 goals, we are out due to goal difference, even if we draw this match. Go for the win, boss.
Abhirup:- It will be a gamble, Sir! In every match, in the 2nd half, the Yellow House team players start spreading out and play possessive football. They have a conquest strategy. Their strikers are sharp shooters. In their last game, they shot for two times at the goal, and got 2 goals.
Mr. Richards:- Defensive strategy is a cowardice act. Go for goals, no matter, even if you lose the match also.
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Commentator Chintu:- Oh! What a match it is indeed in the 2nd half! In the 36th minute, Amit of Yellow House scored a goal. Then, in the 39th minute and in 45th minute, Suleiman of Red House scored 2 goals. Just now, in 53rd minute, Yellow House got a corner and Biswajit headed the ball into the net. The score is now 2-2. They are fighting to reach the final. Let us see, who wins.
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Commentator Chintu:- 6 minutes left. Red House team has got a corner kick. My goodness! The Red Brigade is hungry for the winning goal now. All the players except the goalkeeper are in the Yellow House zone. No, no, the corner kick was not so good enough. Nonigopal, the defender of Yellow House did a dangerous tackle. Lucky enough; he deserved to see a yellow card. Wow! Nonigopal is sprinting towards the Red House goal post with the ball. That’s what, the counter-attack is. Two defenders are chasing him. Nonigopal gave the pass to his teammate Rakesh who was running through the right flank. Rakesh took the shot without wasting a moment. Goal! Oh! That’s a goal. What a magical pass, what a terrific shot. Yellow house is leading now.
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Mrityunjay:- Fantastic, Rakesh daa…Within a flash, you came up from the defense line to score a goal.
Rakesh:- The moment, Nonigopal started sprinting with the ball with hardly no one in the Red House zone, I knew, there was a chance. Noni gave the pass at the right time. Had it been 2 -3 seconds delay, I would have failed to beat the Red House goal-keeper.
Rikshit:- Experience counts, boss! Nonigopal has that ability to run faster with the ball, but, he always requires a supporting footballer to utilize his sprinting.
Nonigopal:- He he he….After seeing, Rakesh running at the right flank, I increased my speed and started running diagonally from the left flank so that I can give a short pass with a slight touch. Well done! Rakesh! For you, we are in the final now. We have 5 points now.
Dwaipayan:- Yeah! No matter! Which team plays against us in the final, be it Blue or Green, we will give our 100% effort to win the final.
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Commentator Chintu:-  Today, the Green House team is playing like the defending champions. The first half has ended. Green House is leading against the Blue House by 3-0.
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Ritwik:- Pathetic defense! What you people are doing in the defense line, boss!
Kanchan:- We are trying our level best, Ritwik! All the strikers of Green House have so much body weight. It is not so easy to tackle them.
Ritwik:- Then, go and wear bangles in your hand and sit in the reserve bench.
Kanchan:- Don’t talk like that, Ritwik. What are you doing at the forward line? You have missed two easy chances and you are blaming me. You are captain; that does not mean, you will say anything to anyone.
Arindam:- Ei…Relax! Relax!
Sandipan:- What! Relax! Relax! Arindam daa…We are playing pathetic football today. Green house will win this football match and we will not reach the final despite playing so well in this season.
Ritwik:- Abbey! What are you doing with that pen and a sheet of paper!
Arindam:- Ha ha ha…I am calculating the goal difference. Still, we have chance to reach the final, even if we lose this match. Only thing is, Green House should not win this match by more than a margin of 2 goal difference from us. See, we have already scored 3 goals in this tournament. Green House scored no goals earlier in any of their previous matches and now, they have scored 3 goals in this match. So, in total, it is 3 goals now. We have to score at least 1 goal against them to reach the final.
Bikash:- Arindam daa…you are playing with your brain, naah!
Arindam:- Our Brain has no value or what! Ei jeh, our respected Captain, Ritwik, we request you to score at least 1 goal to at least reach the final.
Ritwik:- Don’t give lectures to me. I also request my defense line up not to concede any more goals in the 2nd half.
Kanchan:- Ok, done! You want to see wrestling from me, naah! All the Green House strikers will now feel the heat of my deadly tackles. Defense kaakey boley…saala gulo ke dekhiye dabo…
Arindam:- Ha ha ha…Bhai Sandipan…both our main striker and the main defender have challenged each other. 2nd half will be a real battling time for both the teams…ha ha ha…
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Commentator Chintu:- Already 5 yellow cards have been shown in this 2nd half. Players of both Blue House and Green House are frustrated now. They are giving open slangs to each other. Thank God! Their Principal is not present at the Eastern Park to see their match; otherwise, God would have only saved them from him.
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Mr. Richards:- Hey, Kanchan, I am warning you again. Don’t push with your back wrist-bone (Konui). You have already been booked with a Yellow Card.
Kanchan:- Sorry, Sir! I will not repeat it anymore.
Arindam (whispering):- Look, Kanchan! Don’t do foul to anyone. They are already scared of you. Just pretend as if you are going to foul the Green House strikers. Paati bangla bhashaye…maal gulo ke chupki deh…aar distract kar…
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Commentator Chintu:- Aaha! The worst player of Blue House, Pintu, who hardly has even touched the ball in this match, scored the goal. He is the worst midfielder I have ever seen in this tournament. He cannot even accept a pass carefully. He has scored with a slight touch of his right foot. Binay took the free kick. The ball got deflected after hitting the left leg of a Green House defender. Luckily, the ball touched the right leg of Pintu to go inside the goal post. Green House team is surprised to see such a gala celebration from the Blue House team after scoring the goal.
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Santu:- Ki holo re…after scoring one goal…your boys have gone mad or what!
Ritwik:- Bhai…please do the goal calculation…as per goal scored…we will remain in the 2nd spot even if you win this match now.
Santu:- Ok! We will try to score another goal. Don’t worry!
Ritwik:- Ei jaah! Final whistle toh porey galo…better luck next time, dude! We are in the final!
Santu:- Ki ar koraa jaabe…it is our bad luck! Congratz to your team!
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Fatima:- Have you read the news headlines today! The rapist, Dhananjay has been hanged yesterday by the Jallad, Naata Mullick.
Rihanna:- Yeah! I am very happy with that decision. Unless and until, you give that kind of a punishment to a rapist, they will keep on raping the girls.  When girls get raped, the policemen starts crying foul that as the girls wear all those sleazy and sexy dresses, it excite the men to rape a girl. What is this! I mean, a rapist is a rapist and he will rape a girl, even if she wears a decent dress also. India is a male-dominated society, where all the fingers start pointing at a girl only. Why? For how long will it happen?
Jahar:- But, Rihanna, in all the cases, men are not always the culprits. In many a cases, a woman also tries to make false cases against a man about sexual abuse or molestation to gain publicity or money.
Rihanna:- Yeah! True! I don’t disagree to that. There are some women who always try to trap an innocent man by making these fake cases of sexual abuse and molestation, but, these cases are very rare. It happens hardly in 1 or 2 cases out of 10 cases. But, in majority cases, the girls are the real victims. Open the newspaper, everyday, you will read that at least a girl, who maybe a minor or a BPO professional has been raped either by her relatives, teacher, goons or cab drivers. Are we, girls safe in India even in broad daylight? The answer is a big no.
Fatima:- So, Rihanna, you want to make India like Iran! Do you know, in Iran, if a man uses any abusive word against a woman and if the woman complaints about it to the Muslim public tribunal, then that man gets either beheaded or small stones are thrown at him till he dies after getting tied with a rope at the bamboo pole.
Chinmoy:- Hey, stop these discussions! I will rather suggest all the women to have a knife or any other weapon for their self-defense. Look at Chinese girls. Wow! They are expert in Karate and Kung Fu. They can kill any rapist by kicking with their legs only.
Rihanna:- Ha ha ha…You are so funny, Chinmoy. Anyway, leave this topic. Mrs. Samaddar is coming towards our classroom to take the Geography class.
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Mrs. Samaddar:- What! You people have not brought the India Map today! This is just ridiculous! In my previous class, I told all of you that you must bring the India Map. We will practice the mapping in the classroom. How much an India Map cost? Hardly, 50 paise per map! Idiots! Now, how will I take the class on India Map without the maps? Today, I wanted to do the map of Indian Vegetation. You people don’t give importance to the important things. Do you know that India Map will have 10 marks in the Madhyamik Exam and you can score 10 out of 10 here? If the sums of longitude and latitude are easy, then India Map is easier than that. Now, Bhanu and Jahar, you tell me, what I should do with this class.
Bhanu:- Please don’t shout, madam! Our family doctor always suggests my mom not to shout at me, because she has a high blood pressure.
Mrs. Samaddar:- Shut up! Shut up! Just shut up, I say.
Jahar:- Madam! I have a suggestion! Our Sticker Dadu has the stock of Blank Maps of India. If you request Pandey ji to buy those Maps from Sticker Dadu, then we can surely have the class on Indian Maps today.
Mrs. Samaddar:- Hmm…You are smarter than Bhanu. Ok, collect 1 rupee each from everyone and send Pandey ji to buy those maps.
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Arindam:- Hurrah! We have cleared the written and the Field Test of National Defense Academy recruitment process. Now, we have to appear for the interview.
Hardayal:- But, for appearing in the interview, we need to show a letter from our School Principal stating that we are the students of this Saint Sebastian School and the School has no objection about our selection in National Defense Academy.
Ganga:- Ok, not an issue! We will take a letter from our Roland Sir.
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Mr. Roland:- So, you people want me to write a letter. Tell me one thing! Why your parents have sent you to a reputed convent school like Saint Sebastian School. To become a Defense person; to become a TT in Indian Railways! If you all had the aim to study till Class VIII or Class X only, then you could have told your parents much earlier. They could have admitted you all in a Municipal school only.
Pramanik:- It is our parent’s headache. We will manage them. You just issue the letters on our name, Sir! Getting a job of a TT or a back-office job in Indian Railways is not a matter of joke. We have given the exam on an All India Level.
Mr. Roland:- Oho! Your parents have the right to have headache for their children but as a School Principal, I don’t have any right to have headache for our school students. Ok! You people can go now. We have the contact numbers of your parents in our files. I will talk to each of your parents over the telephone. Best of luck to you all!
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Parag:- Oh! My God! I don’t know, what type of a brain-washing, our Roland Sir has done on our parents. Now, my parents are not in favor of jobs, but studies.
Arindam:- My dad started scolding at me yesterday. He said, ‘If you don’t want to study any more in a school, then get out of my house and stay in those Defense barracks. If anything happen to you in future; don’t come back to this house.’
Ganga:- Ha ha ha…arrey…my case is entirely opposite. My mom out of fear said, ‘Babah! If you don’t want to study, don’t study…sit at home and enjoy whatever you feel like. But, don’t join National Defense Academy. I will die in a heart attack by thinking about you.
Pramanik:- Dhaath! My elder sister was passing comments at me. She was saying, ‘Like a Bus Conductor, you will ask for tickets in the Railway compartment. For becoming that, you are going to a Convent School.’ Ha ha ha…leave it, boss. Neither our teachers nor our parents will allow us to take up any job at this level. We will think about doing jobs after Class X or Class XII or maybe after passing out from college only.
Arindam:- Well! At least, we have passed a competitive written exam on an All India Level. That’s the only consolation for the time being…he he he…
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Mr. Bairagi:- Are you people tensed for tomorrow! Final match is always a pressure match. But, play your natural game.
Rikshit:- No, we are not tensed but concerned about the injury and fever. Yesterday, while practicing, Mrityunjay got injured. Rohan is having mild fever.
Mr. Bairagi:- Reserve Bench is there, naah! Take Bimal and Rajat. They are fresh legs. Utilize them. Anyway, best of luck for tomorrow’s match.
Football players of Yellow House Team:- Thank you, Sir!