Saturday, January 28, 2012

SAINT SEBASTIAN SCHOOL (EPISODE - 32) !!!

Mitali (Anchor of Mahadevi Birla School):- Good afternoon everyone! We have participants from four school teams in the Panel-1.  The participants are Mrinmoy (St. Lawrence School), Sushanta (St. Xaviers School), Jyotirmoy (Don Bosco School) and Arindam (St.Sebastian School). Now, I would request our honorable judge, Mr. Trilochan Talukdar, the CEO of Creative Minds Agencies and philanthropist to give the topic of the debate to our contestants.
Mr. Trilochan Talukdar:- Thanks Mitali. Students, now, I am going to give you a very trivial topic of group discussion. Listen it carefully. ‘Had there been no Mahatma Gandhi in India, then to whom would you have selected as the Father of the Nation? Is it Swami Vivekananda or Netaji Subhashchandra Bose?’ Now, whosoever you select as the Father of the Nation, you have to justify with valid points why you are selecting that person. I know, this topic is a very tough one and somewhat out-of-the-box, but still, I want you people to try out this debate. Take 5 minutes time to recollect the points and then start.
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Sushanta (St. Xaviers School):- Good afternoon everybody! Right now, we have been given the task to select the father of the nation, had there been no Gandhiji. Netaji Subhashchandra Bose always led from the front with his violent strategies. He formed the Indian National Army but actually, he has failed. So, in no case, he can’t be a father of the nation.
Mrinmoy (St. Lawrence School):- Due to the attacks of USA on Japan, Netaji failed; otherwise, you cannot ignore the revolution he brought in the freedom struggle. It was due to his revolution that the British people felt that their ruling time was coming to an end. Netaji taught us the real patriotism. He taught us to be a real fighter for his motherland. He went to many places and requested the youngsters to join his Indian National Army to bring independence. His famous statement was, ‘You give me blood and I will give you independence.’ Truly, Netaji should have been regarded as the Father of the Nation, not Mahatma Gandhi.
Arindam (Saint Sebastian School):- But, Mrinmoy, here in this debate, we are not comparing Netaji with Gandhiji, but with Swami Vivekananda.
Jyotirmoy (Don Bosco School):-Exactly! Arindam, you are right. In my opinion, Swami Vivekananda is the ideal role model. He taught us about self-belief, self-esteem and self-control.  He taught us to respect Indian culture, heritage and its tradition. He told us to believe in Hindutva.
Mrinmoy:- Yeah! Yeah! Actually, for marketing the Hinduism to the whole world, he went to Chicago.
Arindam:- No, he didn’t went there for marketing. He wanted to let the world know the hidden treasures of Indian culture. By the way, Hindutva and Hinduism is not the same thing. Hinduism means talking about the Hindu religion only whereas Hindutva means talking about the values and principles that were followed by the Aryans in the Rig Vedic Age.  Patriotism and protecting your motherland are also a part of Hindutva theory.
Mrinmoy:- But he preached those things only for the Hindus.
Arindam:- No, no, not at all. Swami Vivekananda believed in the institution of secularism. He always requested everyone to regard all the Indian brothers and sisters as your own brothers and sisters. Swami Vivekananda’s main focus was to eradicate poverty from India and to make educated, self-esteemed, self-disciplined, cultured and traditional Indian youths.
Sushanta:- Yeah, Swami Vivekananda was a great man. Even he was the role model for Netaji also.
Mrinmoy:- Netaji also did the same thing but in a greater way. Netaji motivated the Indians with the patriotism devoid of any caste, creed and religion. Show me any Muslim, Christian or any other non-Hindus who followed the preaching of Swami Vivekananda.
Ms. Nilima Nanda (Social Activist cum Judge of this Inter-School Debate):- Ok, guys! Your time is up! This debate was not at all up to the mark, though you people have tried well. We will declare the result after the Panel-II debate.
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Mitali:- Now, we are going to start the debate in Panel-II. The participants are Chaitali (Bidya Bharati), Ragini (JD Birla), Sumitra (Carmel) and Revathi (Saint Sebastian School). I would like to request Mr. Siddhartha Sur, the professor of Swami Vivekananda College to give them a topic to debate upon.
Mr. Siddartha Sur (One of the Judges of this Inter-School Debate):- Thanks Mitali! Students, I would like to give a very easy topic to debate upon. The topic is ‘Unlike China, should there be a freedom of speech in India?’ If you go for it or against it, you have to justify it with your valid points. Start after 5 minutes.
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Sumitra (Carmel High School):- Good afternoon friends. Indirectly, today our topic is on Democracy Vs Autocracy. As we know, that China is a Communist nation where there is no democracy at all. If you utter a single word against the Chinese government as a resident of China, you will be jailed or even may be murdered. But, in India, as per our Constitution, every Indian citizen has full right of the freedom of speech.  But, that is a problem. Anyone can criticize the Indian government without any fear.
Ragini (JD Birla School):- Freedom of speech is a part of a democracy. India is a democratic nation. Here, everyone has that right to express his views or opinions. If a government is doing something wrong, people will oppose it.
Revathi (Saint Sebastian School):- Exactly! We don’t want a nation to be ruled by an autocratic leader like Adolf Hitler. In China, people have no basic rights to open their mouth. Whatever their government orders them to do, whether it is right or wrong, they have to do that only.
Chaitali (Bidya Bharati School):- But, freedom of speech has certain limitations. You cannot hurt others’ sentiments and values.
Ragini:- Sentiments varies from people to people. For example, say, I like the hot rain dance by Sridevi in a film and you have not liked it. Now, if you start protesting that the film should be banned, is it a feasible thing. Even there are many instances where a Bollywood film has come out with the real facts but the politicians have banned those films. This is nothing but a murder of freedom of expression, ideas and views. It is nothing but autocracy only.
Sumitra:- If you have the full right to express your freedom of speech, then I should also have the full right to express my freedom to protest.
Revathi:- No, no, nowhere in our Indian Constitution, it is mentioned about the Right to Protest. Do you know why the common people of USA are so rational in their thinking in terms of creativity; because their democracy allows them to think out-of –the box!
Chaitali:- But, someone has to control the limitations of freedom of speech, naah!
Ragini:- Why? Where is the need for that? If you don’t like my speeches, just ignore it. Instead of doing that, you are appealing some hooligans to stop the social activists to suppress the truths. That’s neither a democracy nor an autocracy, but just hypocrisy on the voters who voted you and given the power to rule the nation.
Mr. Trilochan Talukdar:- Ok, girls, the time is up. You girls were somewhat bang on the target, but we expected something more from this debate. Anyway, well tried! Just after 5 minutes, the results of the debate will be declared.
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Revathi:- Come on! Let us go and watch a movie.
Arindam:- Dhaath! My mood is off now. I have come 3rd in the debate. Poor performance!
Revathi:- So what! I have become the runners-up. Actually, my mood is also somewhat off. That’s why; I am telling you to go for a movie with me. You do not understand it…uuh!
Arindam:- Ok, ok…which movie?
Revathi:- The Lion King.
Arindam:- That cartoon film…no, no…I am not a kid now to watch that Simba naa Samba…ki jano naam sei cub taar…and that too in a cinema hall with 50 bucks in balcony.
Revathi:- It is Simba and I am not telling you to go to a hi-fi cinema hall. At 4 PM, there is a show in Nandan with just 10 bucks. Please…please.
Arindam:- When you are requesting about it so sweetly, I have no other choice, but what is the duration of that cartoon film?
Revathi:- Hardly 60 to 80 minutes…and don’t insult that movie by saying it as a cartoon movie. I have seen the trailer…it is more than just a cartoon of National DD Channel.
Arindam:- Ok, ok…let us then board this public bus to head towards Nandan Cinema Hall.
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Nagenchand:- From tomorrow, you will not ride on this bicycle. That’s my order.
Nayantara:- Aah! What happened! Why are you scolding Nonigopal?
Nagenchand:- What happened? You ask me what has not happened. He is doing Hero-giri with this Hero Jet bicycle. He was racing with the other cyclists on the main road and somehow he lost control of the bicycle. As a net result, he collided with an old man walking on the footpath. That old man is the father of my Branch Manager. Do you know that?
Nonigopal:- I have said sorry to him.
Nagenchand:- Ok, next day, you will commit another bigger accident and then you will say sorry for 2-3 times.
Nayantara:- Arrey…Nonigopal…you have never mentioned about it to me.
Nagenchand:- Nayantara, have you even seen the condition of the bicycle. The handle has got bend by another 45 degrees from the straight angle. The 2nd tyre is already punctured. The chain has come out. After the accident, he just slowly and silently kept his bicycle inside the garage. But, people who saw the accident told me everything about it.
Nonigopal:- Only 600 bucks will be required to repair my Hero Jet bicycle. Actually, it is not my fault. This Hero Jet bicycle has a terrific speed. If you paddle it for 5 times continuously, it starts speeding up and I like the speed.
Nagenchand:- Accha…now, the blame is on the Hero  Jet bicycle. 900 bucks gone to buy it and you need another 600 bucks to repair it.
Nayantara:- No, no…there is no need for it. Nonigopal, from tomorrow onwards, you are not going to ride on a bicycle. Already, so many accidents are happening in our city nowadays. Yesterday only, there was a news in ‘Khaash Khabor’ that a Red Colored South Bengal Bus has hit a cyclist on the road and the cyclist was spot dead.
Nagenchand:- aah! Subh subh bola karo…you are also...really…Anyway…Noingopal, cycling is banned for you. Better you go in taxi or auto-rickshaw but no speedy cycling on the busy roads.
Nonigopal:- What is there in life without speed? I believe in Speed, Speed and Speed. Without Speed, life is so boring.
Nayantara:- Nonigopal, there is an age old saying since the times of British era, ‘Speed thrills, but kills.’
Nagenchand:- Exactly, Noni…control that speedy attitude in you…always remember…slow and steady wins the race…otherwise, your condition will be like the rabbit and the tortoise will win the race.
Nonigopal:- Dad, in our young generation, the tortoise never sleeps and there is a slight modification in your statement, ‘Speedy and Steady wins the race.’
Nagenchand:- In 90% cases, you cannot have steadiness, while you are on a speedy mood. I am telling you this thing to you from my practical experience. Anyway, my orders are final. Go back to your study room now.
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Sajal:- Arrey, where are you people planning to go today after the school? You people were discussing about something.
Fatima:- Have you not got the news, yet?
Sajal:- What news!
Fatima:- Our Joseph has committed an accident with his new Hero Honda bike. He is in his house now with his right leg plastered. We are going to see him at his house today.
Sajal:- Ok, I will also go to see him.
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Joseph:- My goodness! What a surprise! I have never expected about it. Mom, they are all my school friends.
Joseph’s Mom:- Yeah! Yeah! They have all introduced themselves to me. See, they love you so much. They have come a long way to see you. All of you sit down and have gossips with Joseph. I will go and prepare tea and omelets for you all in the kitchen.
Srabanti:- You are so nice, aunty. Thanks!
Ganga:- Hey…Joseph! How all these happened, boss? You are a good biker. We never expected you to commit an accident.
Joseph:- Arrey…I am a good biker, naah! That’s why; I got carried away and tried to act like the filmy superstar, Rajnikanth on the streets of Kolkata. Two mini buses of the same route were racing with each other trying to overtake each other, but in that process, they were not giving me any side.  I got angry somehow and waited for a gap. The moment I got a gap, I overtook the 2nd mini bus, but the 1st mini bus was also in a mood to block the other. In that process, somehow, one slight touch of the 1st mini bus was enough to take me and my bike towards the footpath. I was lucky that the taxi driver of the taxi just next to the 2nd mini bus put on the brakes at the right moment, else, I could have been spot dead there itself.
Ganga:- My God! Joseph bhaya! Don’t repeat it again.
Fatima:- What was the need to speed up with the bike on Kolkata roads!
Joseph:- Speed is speed. What is the use of riding a Hero Honda bike, if you will drive it like Hero-Puch moped?
Nonigopal:- No, no, Joseph. You should not speed up. Do you know that the speed thrills but kills? Slow and steady always wins the race.
Joseph:- Ok, ok, stop all these lectures. I may sell out this bike or if I ever ride on it, I will drive it slowly. Now, it’s ok with you people, naah!
Tiya:- Yeah! Yeah! Now, it is ok! Aunty has come with the tea cups and omelets. Wow! Aunty! The omelet is so tasty.
Joseph:- Orrey babah…satyi ekti Tiya botey…’Tiya Tiya Tiya..aj paraa gaayen thakey…tyaraa chokhey takaye Tiya..’
Tiya:- Na, ami moteyi tyaraa chokhey taakai naa…
Chinmoy:- Arrey, this song is from which film? ‘Hangshoraaj’ naah ?
Joseph’s Mom:- Yeah, yeah, you are right! Chaa thanda hoye jaabe…kheye naao…
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Mrs. Sohini Sen (Newly recruited Computer Teacher):- So, today, we have finished the chapter of ‘Flowcharts and Algorithms.’ Next day, we will learn the chapter on ‘Keywords, Variables & Syntax.’ Till now, if you have any doubt on this subject, just ask me.
Harpreet (Student of Class IX B):- Madam, can I ask a question which is related to computers but not with this chapter?
Mrs. Sohini Sen:- Yeah! Carry on! See, don’t limit your knowledge on computers within the syllabus of this ‘Additional Computers’ subject of Madhyamik Board. Computer is a very vast subject. Ask your question.
Harpreet:- Madam, everywhere, almost all the big MNCs or Banks are talking about the ‘Y2K’ problem. Even in the newspapers, every now and then, we are coming across this ‘Y2K’ issue? It is related to computer but how it is related, that I don’t understand.
Mrs. Sohini Sen:- Ok, I got your question. If I tell you to write the date of 28th January 1912 in a dd-mm-yy format, how will you write?
Ravishankar (Students of Class IX B):- Madam, let me answer. I will write it as 28-01-12.
Mrs. Sohini Sen:- Ok, fine! If I tell you to write the date of 28th January 2012 in a dd-mm-yy format, how will you write?
Harpreet:- I will write it as 28-01-12 only. Oho! Now, I understand. Actually, in the database of all companies, everyone has stored the last two digits of the year. That’s why; after 2000, this problem will arise. So, to solve this ‘Y2K’ problem, they will now store the entire four digits of a year in their database.
Mrs. Sohini Sen:- Excellent! Harpreet. You are right! But, this job of entering the four digits in all the files and database manually or electronically is not a job of one day. They have started it 2 years earlier to get it completely solved worldwide before 2000; else, it will become a nightmare for the data mining companies. Harpreet, you are a very intelligent girl. You must target to get more than 90% in this Additional Computers subject.
Harpreet:- Surely, madam! I will try my level best.
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Rikshit (Captain of Yellow House football team):- Look, this is the last year for both me and Dwaipayan. So, this is our last chance to win the Inter-House football tournament.
Dwaipayan (Vice –Captain of Yellow House football team):- Yeah! So, we all have to give the very best in all our matches.
Bairagi Sir:- Yes! Best of luck to all of you because this time I will not get a chance to act as a savior as a referee.
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Subir Sir:- For this year, you have been selected as the captain of the Blue House football team.
Ritwik:- I never expected it, but feeling good.
Subir Sir:- But, this time, we want the Inter-House football cup.
Ritwik:- Yes, Sir! We will try our level best.
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Mrs. Samaddar:-  Don’t forget that we are defending champions. Focus on retaining the Cup.
Sid:- Don’t worry; madam. We are ready with our team.
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Mr. Richards:- This time, I will be the referee, but that does not mean that you will get some extra favor from me. This time, Red House has to give some tough competition to the other football teams. You are a new captain of this football team. I want you to lead from the front.
Vicky (New Captain of the Red House football team):- Sure, Sir! We are ready for it.
Mr. Richards:- accha, just have a look at the fixture. Next week, there are four matches; Red Vs Blue, Green Vs Yellow, Red Vs Green and Blue Vs Yellow. The match against the Green house will be a tough one, but, I want Red House to get full 3 points from the match against the Blue house. Best of Luck!
Vicky:- Thank you, Sir!
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Mr. Roland:- Mr. Sarbeswar Sarbadhikary, the President of the EPAC wants to bring some sponsors for all the matches of the Inter-House Football at the Eastern Park. We will get 10% amount of the total sponsorship value.
Subir Sir:- Not a bad proposal, Sir! It will motivate us to conduct more sports tournaments in that Park. Actually, it is a good initiative.
Mr. Roland:- Even, the EPAC is planning to go for a commentary of all football matches by their commentator Chintu. But, they also want to increase the time of each half of the football match to 30 minutes.
Bairagi Sir:- Football match will be tougher for our boys. They don’t have so much stamina, Sir!
Mr. Roland:- Let it be a tough tournament for them. We want to see the toughest team to emerge as a Champion team in this tournament. It will help us to create a strong football team of our school. Best of luck to them.

Sunday, January 15, 2012

SAINT SEBASTIAN SCHOOL (EPISODE - 31) !!!

Mrs. Poddar:-  Today, I will take a surprise test. It is your first unit test on history in class IX. Tear out one page from the center of your exercise book. I will write the questions on the blackboard. Just write the answers on your test paper.
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Sudeshna:- Dhuuth…this is not fair! We have not even opened the history book…he he he…
Srabanti:- Hardly, I have attempted 4 questions out of those 10 questions.
Tiya:- Accha, why the battle of Plassey is regarded as the turning point for the East India Company?
Srabanti:- I also don’t know.
Meenakshi:- In the battle of Plassey (Palasir Juddha), Mir Zafar acted as a traitor and as a net result, the Nawab Siraz-ud-dullah was defeated by the East India Company. After that battle, the entire province of the then Bengal (From Lucknow in the West to Guwahati in East; From Kathmandu in the North to Sambalpur in the South) came under the British control.
Revathi:- Nizam of Hyderabad accepted which agreement with the British people?
Meenakshi:- That I  don’t remember, but as per that agreement, the British people never attacked the Nizam because the Nizam became a puppet in the hands of East India company.  But, another question, I failed to answer. What is the name of Tipu Sultan’s father?
Srabanti:- Aha! You have not answered that easy question. The answer is Haider Ali. Have you not watched that famous TV serial, ‘THE SWORD OF TIPU SULTAN’, where Sanjay Khan lost one hand while shooting.
Meenakshi:- Oh! Yeah! Yeah! I have watched that serial but not from its initial episodes. After Ramayana & Mahabharata, this TV serial was a very famous epic serial followed by ‘Alif Laila’.
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Miss Lily Lohia (B.Ed Trainee teacher of history):- So, here we end the chapter of ‘Sepoy Mutiny’. If you have any question regarding this chapter, you can ask me.
Rabi:- Madam! Why the British people utilized the sentimental issues of beef and pork in this regard?
Miss Lily Lohia:- The British people were afraid of the unity among the Hindus and Muslims in India. So, they adopted the policy of ‘Divide & Rule’. The Indian warriors understood the ploy of the British government. That’s why; the uprising started from Mangal Pandey. That was the first revolt by the Indians against the British. Anyway, in the next class, I will start the chapter of ‘Indigo Revolt’ and the role of Titumir.
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Miss Kakoli Kumari (B.Ed Trainee teacher of Life Science):- Hello everyone! I am Miss Kakoli Kumari. I will teach you Life Science for 2 weeks only. So, today, I will teach you a very interesting chapter of Life Science. The chapter is ‘Human Reproductive System’. You people will feel very excited to know about it, right!
Ganga:- No, madam! Rather we will feel very uneasy.
Miss Kakoli Kumari:- Why? Because I am a lady teacher and you are a boy. See! That’s a problem in India. We regard sex education as a taboo at school levels. As a net result, students at their teenage don’t get exact knowledge about their reproductive organs and they commit mistakes. There are many girls in this class itself who still have doubts about their own sexual organs. But, at least, in case of girls, they share certain things with their moms. But, for the boys, they just enjoy themselves without trying to grab the exact knowledge about the sexual organs of both boys and girls. Anyway, if you people don’t want to learn about the Human Reproductive System, then I may skip this chapter for the time being.
Rihanna:- No, no, madam! We girls have no problem about this class. We have lots of queries about our menstrual cycles also, which we will ask you in private. If these boys don’t want to attend this class, they can go outside. There’s no problem!
Joseph:- No, no, madam! We have no problem. Please carry on with the class on Human Reproductive System.
Miss Kakoli Kumari:- Ok, first I will teach about the sex hormones which exist within our human body. Now, the sex hormones in males and females are different. Then, I will teach you about the sex glands and their active roles. After that, I will teach you about the menstrual cycles and sperm counts. These two things are very important for human reproduction. If I get more time, then I will also tell you about the HIV positive infection.
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Bhanu:- Thank God, that we have not taken birth as a girl. Uff…what a life for the girls! The periodic secretion also has its positive and negative effects on a girl’s psychology. If a girl does not have regular periods, she may suffer from some pregnancy complications. Now, I understand the meaning of the advertisements of ‘Breezy’ and ‘Whisper’.
Chinmoy:- Everyone don’t use such sophisticated napkins. Girls from poor family cannot even afford to buy those sanitary napkins and hence they suffer from skin diseases or infections. But, yes, girl’s life is a painful one. Forget about menstrual cycle. For giving birth to a baby, they have to bear a pain for around 9.5 to 10 months. If it is not a natural delivery, the doctor goes for a caesarian operation. Boss, after this class, I am having some respect towards girls.
Satya:- Ha ha ha…before this class…you never used to give respect to girls or what!....ha ha ha…
Jahar:- The concept of sperm count is also very complex. If you have a low sperm count, then the 14th day of the menstrual cycle of a girl has no value at all.  There is no point in performing with her on alternate days during  her period days.
Ritwik:- Hey, boss…let us stop all these discussions. When we will get married after 10 to 15 years…then only, we will think about all these complex things. We are simple guys and we want our life to be full of simplicity. The more you think about these complex things, the more complex your mind becomes towards the girls.
Kanchan:- Ha ha ha…but you can’t ignore it. These are natural things.
Bhanu:- Accha! In our ancient times, in Hindu religion itself, men used to follow polygamy, i.e. having more than one wife.  How those men never suffered from HIV positive disease?
Jahar:- Aha! You have not followed Kakoli madam’s class minutely. What she said! Actually, there was no such virus of AIDS in human body. Some tribal people of Central Africa ate the red meat of Rhesus monkeys. The virus was there in the body of those Rhesus monkeys. It got transmitted to those tribal people and then it spread like anything. Now, India has the 2nd highest number of AIDS patients of the world after the African nations.
Ritwik:- Hmm…but for this AIDS virus, at least, both men and women will be more faithful about their respective sex partners…he he he…
Chinmoy:- The concepts of faithfulness and unfaithfulness do not arise here. The main thing is having a protected sex. With whosoever you enjoy, you enjoy it with a Deluxe Nirodh.
Kanchan:- Yeah! Yeah! You are absolutely right, Chinmoy. ‘Pyar hua, ikraar hua, pyar se phir kyon darta hain dil.’
Satya:- Arrey bhai, there are many a times, when you become attracted towards your beloved girl without even getting a time to buy or think about those caps. ‘Roop tera mastana, pyar mera deewana…bhool koi humse na ho jaaye..’
Bhanu:- Bhai Satya…We all know that you are getting attracted towards Paoli, but yet to propose her. But, at least, after this class of Kakoli madam, you should always wear a helmet while riding a bike.
Jahar:- Ha ha ha…I understood the double meaning of this sentence. Satya, before proposing Paoli, please keep a pack of Deluxe Nirodh in your wallet. You never know, when you will commit the mistake. You should give thanks to Kakoli madam.
Ritwik:- There is a joke regarding this name, ‘Kakoli’. Once upon a time, there was a man in a locality, who used to pronounce ‘K’ as ‘P’. Now, in that locality, there was a little girl whose name was Kakoli. That little girl failed to pass the Secondary Exam and got a nice beating from her parents. So, Kakoli was crying out of sorrow. That man saw her and said, ‘Papoli, Papoli, pedo na pedo na…paadley ki aar exam result taa paaltey jaabey…’ After hearing that, Kakoli started laughing like anything.
Kanchan:- Dhaath…ki boka boka jokes…
Satya:- Arrey, Kanchan, you have not understood. Actually, that man wanted to say, ‘Kakoli, Kakoli, kedo na kedo na…kaadley ki aar exam result taa paaltey jaabey…’
Kanchan:- O accha…now, I understood….ha ha ha…what a great joke…he he he…
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Mr. Roland:- From next month onwards, the Inter-House Football tournament will start.
Mr. Richards:- Yes, Sir!
Mr. Roland:- I want you to act as a referee for all the matches. Boys have already complained that Mr. Bairagi is a very liberal referee. Until and unless someone starts a terrific kick-boxing inside the ground, he will never show a Yellow Card.
Mr. Richards:- Ha ha ha…so, as I am from Red House…you want me to show Red Cards even for small fouls!
Mr. Roland:- No, no, not like that…but at least, we need a strict referee to have a fair play. These boys are so undisciplined that I had no choice than to suspend the School football team for 1 year. At least, from this year, we should try to make all footballers more disciplined from all angles than before.
Mr. Richards:- Yeah! Surely, Sir! I got your point, Sir! I will act as a referee in all the matches of Inter-House Football tournament from now on. Don’t worry, Sir!
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Mrs. Nainital:-  Bhanu, just now, Mrs. Choudhury gave me this list of participants for the Inter-House Debate. For Red House, the participants are Salil (Class X) & Renu (Class X). For Blue House, the participants are Arindam (Class IX A) & Riku (Class IX B). For Green House, the participants are Gyanendra (Class VIII) & Revathi (Class IX A). For Yellow House, the participants are Abhay (Class X) & Rihanna (Class IX A). Bhanu, you just need to inform the participants from our class to come to school on this Saturday.
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Manoj (Ex-Captain of Blue House):- Boss, why are you asking me these questions? I have not given your name. Moreover, I am not the captain of Blue House anymore. Riku is the captain now. I have to appear for the Test Exam in November. You people are of Madhyamik Board. What you know about our CBSE syllabus. In Class X, we hardly get any time to participate in any extra-curricular activities. Our syllabus is so vast. Go and ask Riku. Please don’t disturb me anymore.
Arindam:- Ok.
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Arindam:- How dare you? On what basis, you have given my name for the Inter-house debate.
Riku:-  Look, last year, Manoj and Rubina participated from Blue House. This year, both of them are in Class X. They are too busy in studying as the CBSE syllabus is so vast. I am the captain of Blue House now. It is completely my prerogative to decide who will participate in the debate.
Arindam:- I don’t regard you as the captain of the blue house. I will not participate in the debate. Just fuck off.
Riku:- Mind your language, Arindam.
Arindam:- You mind your attitude, first. Without even asking me or taking my permission, how dare you give my name for the debate?
Riku:- Is it your final decision that you will not participate in the debate? Confirm it now only.
Arindam:- Yes, it is final. I will not participate.
Riku:- Ok! Fine! Just get lost!
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Jahar:- Hey, Arindam, Subir Sir has called you in the Staff Room.
Arindam:- For what?
Jahar:- That I don’t know. Just go and meet him, otherwise, you know him very well…he he he…
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Subir Sir:- Hey, what is going on between you and Riku?
Arindam:- Nothing, Sir!
Subir Sir:- She was saying that she will not participate in the debate because you said some slang language to her and moreover you are also not willing to participate in the debate. What is this, boss! Both of you are good at sports but now for the sake of blue house, you people cannot show a minimum sportsman spirit. You people don’t have any unity among yourselves. You are from Blue house, so is she and both of you are fighting like anything.
Arindam:- Sir, try to understand. She is playing games on me.
Subir Sir:- I don’t want to hear who is playing games on whom. On this Saturday, I want both of you to be present at our school auditorium for the Inter –House Debate; otherwise, both you and Riku may get suspended for 1 month. You people don’t know me. What I say, I always mean it.
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Arindam:- I will give you one tight punch on your nose, now.
Riku:- Yeah! Then what are you waiting for. Give me a punch.
Arindam:- There is no point in arguing with you such bullshit girl. Now, listen carefully. Subir Sir wants both of us to be present in the school auditorium on this Saturday for the debate, otherwise, both of us will be suspended for 1 month.
Riku:- I have no problem! I am always ready to participate in the debate. It is you only who is creating the trouble.
Arindam:- Now, again, don’t start those dramas. Tere ko abhi joota khol ke maarengey…baadmaash kahi kaa..
Riku:- Ha ha ha…there is a sweetness in your anger…he he he…Oho! You are such an angry boy. Come on! Today, I will give you a treat of samosas at the canteen.
Arindam:- No, I don’t want to eat samosas now. 
Riku:- Please…please…keep this request, at least…I am feeling hungry now.
Arindam:- Ok! Ok! Let’s go to the canteen. I am also feeling hungry now.
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Mr. Roland:- Good afternoon, everyone! As you know, every year, we have an Inter-House Debate here. Now, this year, there are some new participants. So, let me again say the rules of this debate. The Inter-House Debate has two panels. In Panel-I, all the participants will be girls and in the Panel-II, all the participants will be boys. Our eminent judges for this debate are; Mr. Sankarshan Sen (Editor of Jagaran Newspaper), Ms. Madhabi Mitra (Social Activist) and Mr. Damodar Das (Neuropsychologist). So, we will start with the Panel-I first. The participants of Panel-I are Renu (Red House), Riku (Blue House), Revathi (Green House) and Rihanna (Yellow House). My goodness! All the girls’ names start with the letter ‘R’. That’s quite interesting! All the participants; please take your respective seats.
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Mr. Sankarshan Sen:- Good afternoon, students! Now, as you all know that the BPO/ ITES sector is booming in the city of Bangalore and a lot of budding IT professionals is going for live-in relationships, i.e. a girl and a boy living under a same roof without tying the knots of marriage. Recently, you may have seen many parties protesting against the Live-In concept, which is actually a western concept, not ours. So, today, we want to know your viewpoints regarding the topic, ‘MARRIAGE Vs LIVE-IN’. Take your time to gather points and start after 5 minutes.
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Renu (Red House):- Good afternoon, everyone. Today, in this afternoon, we are going to discuss about marriage Vs live-in. If we go by our ancient Indian culture, then marriage has always been regarded as an institution of faithfulness between two souls.
Rihanna (Yellow House):- So, you want to say that if a boy and a girl go for a live-in, they are not faithful to each other.
Revathi (Green House):- No, I think, it is not a case of faithfulness, but it is a case of culture, tradition and commitment towards the society. When as a girl or a boy, I am going for a live-in; there is no legal commitment from my side to stay with my partner for the entire life. So, anytime, I can come out of that relationship. After giving birth to a baby, when a girl breaks the live-in relationship, then, ultimately, the child suffers. Somehow, in these cases, our social balance gets disrupted.
Riku (Blue House):- The same scenario can happen even with a married couple also. In Muslim religion, if a husband utters, ‘Talaq, Talaq, Talaq’, then the wife gets a divorce. So, is it not a social misbalance!
Renu:- If there is no faith between the couples, they can go for divorce. It is a legal settlement.
Revathi:- No, the legal settlement becomes valid only when the husband gives some money on a monthly basis to his ex-wife after divorce. But, in a live-in, if a boy kicks out a girl from a relationship, no legal cases can be charged on the boy, because it was a consensual decision from both the boy and the girl to stay together under one roof.
Rihanna:- Do you people know why young boys and girls don’t get married in USA? It is because of the fact that there are so many legal tentacles once you get married. You cannot easily take a divorce in USA, once you are married.
Revathi:- That’s a good thing, naah! Marriage is not a fast food, dear.
Renu:- Actually, in this modern world, the taste changes rapidly. When a boy feels bored with the same girl, he tries to get some other better girl. So, if he is a married guy, it is a problem for him, but, if he is in a live-in, no one can point fingers at him.
Rihanna:- Exactly! I agree with the view-point of Renu. In this modern world, it is not possible to spend the entire life with one partner only.
Revathi:- That means, you people are ignoring the existence of true love.
Riku:- True love! What is that! It is just give and take policy in this modern world. That’s why; the trend of live-in relationship is increasing in our society. Only the lucky men and women of this society gets a good, faithful partner to spent the entire life with that person after marriage.
Ms. Madhabi Mitra:- Ok, time is up! You people have to stop now. It was a nice discussion. We will declare the results after the Panel- II debate. Thank you.
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Mr. Roland:- Oh! Students of our school are so modern! Anyway! Now, the participants of Panel-II debate are Salil (Red House), Arindam (Blue House), Gyanendra (Green House) and Abhay (Yellow House). All the participants are requested to take your respective seats.
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Mr. Damodar Das:- You people have also witnessed the debate of Panel-I. Now, after listening to that debate, we felt as if the concept of love has become a drop of iodine which evaporates every now and then…he he he…Anyway, we will give you boys a very interesting topic to fight with. The topic is ‘LOVE MARRIAGE Vs ARRANGE MARRIAGE’. Start after 5 minutes.
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Gyanendra (Green House):- On this special afternoon, we are going to discuss about Love Marriage Vs Arrange Marriage. Actually, in our olden days, love marriage was a taboo. That’s why; Romeo-Juliet, Heer-Ranjha and Laila-Majnu became so famous.
Arindam (Blue House):- Ha ha ha…but, nowadays, you will find love-birds behind every bushes of any park.
Abhay (Yellow House):- But, actually, how many of those love-birds get married to each other? I really doubt. Love is a game and 90% of girls avoid marrying their boyfriend.
Salil (Red House):- No, no, I don’t agree to it. If it is a true love, no matter, what is the circumstance; you will never leave your girlfriend.
Arindam:- But, in this modern world, the love marriage becomes very boring. When you know everything about your partner, there is hardly any surprise, thrills or avenues to explore further. But, in a arrange marriage, both you and your partner always try to know each other very well. Arrange marriage is full of surprises and becomes very interesting if your partner is having a character which is exactly opposite to your character. That opposite character acts as a complement for you in odd times. In arrange marriage, every day is a new day, but in love marriage, on every day, your wife will compare her hubby with her boyfriend, though you acted both as a boyfriend and husband for her. That is, she is comparing you with you only to see how much you have changed after marrying her.
Gyanendra:- Ha ha ha…Arindam, though many things are going above our head, but, you are talking like a married guy.
Salil:- Ha ha ha…well said, Gyanendra. One thing, I must say that in love marriage, either a boy or a girl adjusts with each other in a much better fashion than in arrange marriage.
Abhay:- You are talking about compromises in a love marriage because those love-birds are trying hard to stay under one roof after marriage.
Arindam:- But, that level of compromise has a limit. When it goes beyond the limit, they go for a divorce. But, in an arrange marriage, the married couples will quarrel with each other in such a fashion that all the locality people will think that these two people don’t love each other, but, in the midnight, they again settle down very well in the bedroom.  You will hardly see a married couple of love marriage quarrelling with each other loudly, but the cold war always exist between them silently.
Gyanendra:- So, you want to say that in an arrange marriage, there are always extremes, but, in very rare cases, the married couple go for a divorce. But, in love marriage, the silent cold war explodes one day in the form of divorce.
Ms. Madhabi Mitra:- Ok, the time is up! Please stop! Are you all school students? I really doubt about that…ha ha ha….nice discussion. Just after 10 minutes, we will declare the results of this Inter-House Debate.
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Mrs. Choudhury:-  From Panel-I, the winner is Revathi from Green House and from Panel-II, the winner is Arindam from Blue House. In overall points from the two debates, the Blue House has emerged as the winner with Yellow House as the runners-up. Thanks for your participation. Thank you to all.
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Riku:- Hurrah! I am so happy. As a captain, I have not taken a wrong decision. Go and look at yourself at the mirror now. You were so angry on me. You were giving slangs on me…uuh…
Arindam:- Eh! I am sorry for that…actually, I never thought of winning this debate…he he he…Thanks Riku.
Riku:- Baash…sirf thanks! Sirf thanks se kaam nahi chalega…
Arindam:- Ok, tell me, what treat you want? I will give you that treat at our canteen.
Riku:- Dhaath…who is asking you to give me a treat? Ok, just lend your tears towards me…I need to say some secret to you…
Arindam:- Secret! What secret you want to whisper in my ears! Oh! What’s this…How dare you kiss me?
Riku:- Aah! Don’t shout. Ok, ok, keep on shouting…let everyone know that I have kissed you in this lonely classroom.
Arindam:- No, I am not a fool to tell about this to everyone. Then, it will be beneficial for you. I know you love me, but I hate you.  You are neither my friend nor my girlfriend.
Riku:- Ha ha ha…I love your hatred towards me…Keep on hating me and I will keep on loving you such idiot. Now, come on, let us eat something from the canteen. You have won the debate. Today, it’s your turn to give me a treat at the canteen.
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Revathi:- Riku is also good at debate. I was sure that Riku will win the debate.
Arindam:- Don’t talk about Riku in front of me…She is mad…I mean…she is…she is so strange…I am yet to understand her completely.
Revathi:- Ok! Ok! I will talk about Riku in front of you. I just wanted to tell you that we have to go to the Mahadevi Birla School to participate in the Inter-School Debate on next Saturday.
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Sudeshna:- Tomorrow, I want to watch the 1st day, 1st show of ‘Pardes’. I cannot miss to watch Shahrukh Khan on the first day of any of his movie release.
Santu:- Ha ha ha…Then for the matinee show at the New Empire Cinema Hall, we have to bunk school.
Sudeshna:- I will not come to school tomorrow.  I want to see that film.
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Satya:- Even Paoli was saying that she wants to watch that movie, ‘Pardes’ at New Empire. Ganga daa…you can only manage tickets for the movie…You have all your friends who are expert in selling tickets in black.
Ganga:- Arrey…don’t worry. Actually, I have not taken Anjana to any movie hall of Esplanade area. Tomorrow, when you people are going with your girlfriends, then I will also go with my Anjana.
Santu:- Baah! That’s a fantastic plan! You have to manage just 6 tickets.
Ganga:- Ek minute…ek minute…Santu, you have a girlfriend and I also have a girlfriend…but, Paoli is not the girlfriend of Satya. Ki he bhaya…propose taa kobe korbey…Sudhu oi ‘Doh Dil mil rahe hain chupke chupke..’ gaan gaailey hobey…
Satya:- I will try my level best to propose her inside the cinema hall.
Sudeshna:- Ha ha ha…Best of luck, Satya…but frankly speaking, girls don’t like to get proposed inside a cinema hall. Take her to a lonely restaurant.
Santu:- Uff…Sudeshna r edik noy odik achey…chup karo…ar lecture ditey hobene…Ok, Ganga daa…tomorrow, we are going to ‘Pardes’.
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Ganga:- Oho! Finally the film, ‘Pardes’ has ended with all those tears and lectures from Amrish Puri, Mahima Chaudhury and Shahrukh Khan. Accha, this Mahima used to do that ad of ‘Hawkins’ Pressure Cooker, naah…’Chandan sa badan…chanchal…’
Anjana:- Thaak…ar gaan gaitey hobey naa…
Satya:- So, how was the film?
Paoli:- Good one! It has given the message that ‘apna desh apna hota hain and so is our traditional culture..’
Sudeshna:- Ganga daa…we are feeling hungry now. Santu is also feeling hungry.
Santu:- Yeah! Yeah! I am also hungry.
Ganga:- Ok, then, we can go and sit in any restaurant. There is ‘Badshah’ or ‘Armenia’.
Paoli:- No, no, not in any restaurant. I like to eat that ‘Chana Batara’ in front of the Globe Cinema Hall. I will eat that.
Santu:- Satya, better luck next time.
Satya:- Ki aar koraa jaabey…I am feeling like drinking mango juices from that stall. It costs only 10 bucks. They prepare the mango juices with kajoo badams.
Paoli:- Haan…really! I want to drink that mango juice…please…
Anjana:- Satya is like you only who is scared of proposing to a girl whom he loves. Satya should take the help of Arindam in this case.
Ganga:- Arindam is himself in a confusion about whom to love…ha ha ha…and he will help Satya! Anyway, hold this glass of mango juice and enjoy drinking it.