Satya:- Hindi language is so funny! It is too gender specific. For example, say, if you are a boy, then you have to say, ‘main jaata hoon’, and if you are a girl, then you have to say, ‘main jaati hoon’. See the difference! In English and Bengali, we don’t have gender specific verbs.
Prakash:- Hmm…you are right. While talking in Hindi, we have to be careful. If we say a sentence with feminine verbs, then people will laugh at us.
Jahar:- Hey, do you people know that this time the Cricket World Cup will be played with colorful uniforms.
Satya:- Oh! Yeah, yeah…this time it is the Benson & Hedges World Cup. Australian Cricket Board has taken this initiative. For the first time, Day & Night matches will be played in a World Cup.
Arindam:- The uniforms have become colorful but the ball will become whitish. Cricket matches will be played with those special ‘Kookaboora’ balls.
Nonigopal:- Australia is in the East from us. As per geographical calculation, Australia is around 4 hours 30 minutes ahead of us. That means; we have to remain awake till 2 or 2.30 AM to see the climax of a Day & Night match.
Prakash:- Don’t worry; 90% of the matches will be played on Day format only.
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Sudeshna:- Have you people watched the match yesterday between India & Australia. Oh! My heart was pumping.
Bhanu:- Only India can lose that type of a match. Venkatpathy Raju doesn’t even know how to hold a bat, forget about batting. Manoj Prabhakar is a good all-rounder, but lacks consistency.
Tiya:- India lost by 1 run. That’s why; we are analyzing it so minutely. But, you cannot ignore the fact that Allan Border of Australia is a far better captain than our Mohammad Azharuddin. And what to say about Indian team; the batting order always collapses under pressure and after the dismissal of Sachin Tendulkar.
Revathi:- Yeah, I completely agree with you.
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Students of Class V:- Good morning, Sir.
Mr. Bradman:- Morning, morning…just sit down. Ok, in this class, how many students are participating in the Bournvita Quiz contest…please raise your hands. Only four students! I expected more. Anyway, tomorrow, afternoon, four of you have to come down to the Drawing Hall after the break hours. By the way, what are their names, Mrs. Prasad?
Mrs. Prasad:- They are Santu, Sudeshna, Tiya and Jahar.
Mr.Bradman:- Wish you four Best of Luck for tomorrow.
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O’Brian:-Welcome to Bournvita Quiz contest. We have selected four major schools from South Kolkata for this quiz competition. South Point, St.Lawrence, Patha Bhavan and St.Sebastian School. The winner from this competition will compete with the qualifier schools from North Kolkata, Howrah and Hoogly. In that Semi –Final, the winner will straight away enter the Final of Bournvita Quiz contest to compete with the top qualifiers of Delhi, Mumbai and Chennai. So, here we start the contest. For every correct answer, you will get 20 points and for every wrong answer, you will have minus 10 points. Each team has to answer 5 questions each. If you pass the question, then your competitors will get the opportunity to answer the question and if they answer it correctly, they will get 10 bonus points. So, the first question for South Point. Where is the Cape of Good Hope?
South Point Students:- South Africa.
O’Brian:- Correct! South Point has 20 points. First question for St.Lawrence. What is the currency of Spain?
St.Lawrence Students:- Peseta.
O’Brian:- Correct! St.Lawrence has 20 points now. 1st question for Patha Bhavan. Which American river is called Old Muddy, by people who live near the banks?
Patha Bhavan Students:- The Mississippi.
O’Brian:- Correct! Patha Bhavan has 20 points now. 1st question for St.Sebastian School. Who first referred to the English as a nation of Shopkeepers?
St.Sebastian School Students:- Napoleon Bonaparte.
O’Brian:- Correct! St.Sebastian School has 20 points now. 2nd question for South Point School. Which French Engineer designed the Eiffel Tower in Paris?
South Point Students:- Eiffel.
O’Brian:- Sorry, I can’t give you any point. You have to tell the full name of Eiffel. Though, I will not deduct any point from South Point team. But, can any other team say the full name of Eiffel.
St.Sebastian School Students:- Alexandre Gustave Eiffel.
O’Brian:- Exactly! St.Sebastian School will get 10 bonus points and they are now having 30 points. 2nd question for St.Lawrence. The Orange River is which country’s longest river?
St.Lawrence Students:- Pass.
O’Brian:- any other team can answer!
Patha Bhavan Students:- South Africa.
O’Brian:- Fantastic! Patha Bhavan gets 10 bonus points and they are also on 30 points. 2nd question for Patha Bhavan. Which is the shortest of the four Gospels of the New Testament?
Patha Bhavan Students:- Pass.
O’Brian:- any other team to answer! No! Ok, the answer is ‘The Gospel according to Mark’. 2nd question for St. Sebastian School. Name the first son of Adam and Eve, who killed his brother Abel?
St.Sebastian School Students:- Pass.
O’Brian:- Any other team to respond.
South Point School Students:- Cain
O’Brian:- Wow! I am impressed. It is the right answer. South Point gets 10 bonus points and they are now on 30 points. 3rd question for South Point. Which Mughal Emperor was regarded as the Patron of Polo?
South Point Students:- Akbar the Great.
O’Brian:- Correct! South Point is now having 50 points. 3rd question for St.Lawrence. Who were the first people to use keys to open doors?
St.Lawrence Students:- The ancient Egyptians.
O’Brian:- Correct! St.Lawrence is now on 40 points. 3rd question for Patha Bhavan. In Greek mythology, which woman was sent to Earth by Zeus with a box of misfortunes and hope?
Patha Bhavan Students:- Pass.
O’Brian:- Any other team!
St.Sebastian School students:- Pandora.
O’Brian:- Bravo! Right answer! Have you people not heard about Pandora’s Box? Strange! St.Sebastian School has 40 points now. 3rd question for St.Sebastian School. Which Asian country had the biblical name of Aram?
St.Sebastian School Students:- Pass.
O’Brian:- Any other team to respond!
South Point School Students:- Egypt.
O’Brian:- Sorry, this is a wrong answer. I have to deduct 10 points from you. South Point is now on 40 points. The correct answer is Syria. 4th question for South Point School. What is the reverse side of a coin or medal known as?
South Point School Students:- Verso.
O’Brian:- Great! It’s a correct answer. South Point is now on 60 points. 4th question for St.Lawrence School. In which film did Shabana Azmi co-star with Shirley McLaine?
St.Lawrence School Students:- Pass.
O’Brian:- Any other team! Please try!
Patha Bhavan:- Madame Sousatka.
O’Brian:- Wow! Hats off to you people. That’s the correct answer. Patha Bhavan is now on 40 points. 4th question for Patha Bhavan. What is a group of hyenas living together called?
Patha Bhavan Students:- Clan.
O’Brian:- Correct answer. Patha Bhavan is now on 60 points. 4th question for St.Sebastian School. Once upon a time, the bird’s pure white feather graced women’s hats. Which bird is it?
St.Sebastian School Students:- Little Egret.
O’Brian:- Absolutely correct! St.Sebastian School is now on 60 points. So, after the 4th round, South Point, Patha Bhavan and St.Sebastian School are on 60 points and St.Lawrence is on 40 points. Now, we are going to start the last round. Don’t be tensed! If there is a tie, then we will go for a buzzer round. 5th question for South Point. Name the wife of Abraham Lincoln.
South Point Students:- Pass.
O’Brian:- Any other team to try?
St.Lawrence Students:- Mary Todd.
O’Brian:- Correct! St.Lawrence is now on 50 points. 5th question for St.Lawrence. Cape Farewell or Kap Farvel, is the southernmost tip of which island?
St.Lawrence Students:- Greenland.
O’Brian:- Correct! St.Lawrence is now on 70 points. 5th question for Patha Bhavan. Which English fast bowler was nicknamed Typhoon?
Patha Bhavan Students:- Pass.
O’Brian:- Any other team to respond!
St.Sebastian School Students:- Frank Tyson.
O’Brian:- Correct! St.Sebastian School is now on 70 points. 5th question for St.Sebastian School. Which was the first country to have a national flag of its own?
St.Sebastian School Students:- Pass
O’Brian:- Let me see which team responds!
Patha Bhavan Students:- Denmark.
O’Brian:- Yeah, it is right. So, after the last round, we have a tie among St.Lawrence, Patha Bhavan & St.Sebastian School with 70 points. South Point has just slipped by 10 points to finish at 60 points. That wrong answer became costly for them. So, here we go with the buzzer round. Only 1 question to ask. Whoever presses the buzzer first, will get to answer the question. For wrong answer, there is negative mark, but, if the first responder gives wrong answer, then only the other teams get a chance to answer. Here is the question. Which 48 year old female vocalist posed nude for the cover of her album ‘Almost Naked’? Yes, the Patha Bhavan team has pressed the buzzer first followed by St.Lawrence. Yes, Patha Bhavan, answer the question.
Patha Bhavan Students:- Madonna.
O’Brian:- Ha ha ha…no, no, it is a wrong answer. Next, St.Lawrence, answer it.
St.Lawrence Students:- Merilyn Monroe.
O’Brian:- Was she a vocalist! My God! Wrong answer! Yes, St.Sebastian School students, let me hear your wrong answer.
St.Sebastian School Students:- Kiki Dee.
O’Brian:- Hmmm….so, ladies and gentleman, after the end of this buzzer round, we are sorry to say that we have finally got a winner….and the winner is St.Sebastian School. Yes, guys, Kiki Dee is the right answer.
Spectators of St.Sebastian School:- Hurrah! We have won at the home ground.
Nonigopal:- We are lucky to be the spectators of this Bournvita quiz contest in our School Drawing Hall. It was really a tensed quiz competition.
Ganga:- But, Santu is our dark horse…he he he…who knew the name of that vocalist who posed nude except Santu….ha ha ha…bravo bravo…
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Mr. Bradman:- Students! I want to make an announcement in this Assembly prayer session. Our school has won the All India Bournvita Quiz contest this year which was held in Mumbai. Santu, Sudeshna, Tiya and Jahar have made us proud. Please give a big round of applause for them.
Students of St.Sebastian School (Morning Batch):- Hurrah! Congratulations!
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Nonigopal:- Where are you taking me now?
Chandrani:- Why do you always ask too many questions? Come with me. We will go to a nearby lake (Motijheel) which is popularly known as Krishnakhal in our village. In winter times, you can see different types of beautiful birds there.
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Nonigopal:- Hmm…you are right, Chandrani. These birds are so beautiful. Actually, they are the lucky ones. They don’t have to study books. They just keep on flying in the sky and travel from one place to another.
Chandrani:- Uuh! During rainy season, they have no proper shelter. They always struggle hard to search for foods. Don’t think that these birds are lucky because they can fly in the sky. During winter times, they always migrate from colder places to hotter places for their survival. They are not here for a tour.
Nonigopal:- Ha ha ha…so, indirectly, you want to say that humans are the luckiest animals.
Chandrani:- Of course! As a human, you can at least feel the real definition of life, but other animals don’t even know what life is. They just wake up, eat food and again go to sleep at night. What a boring lifestyle!
Nonigopal:- Well…humans have the brains to analyze everything very minutely. That’s why; we dare to do anything as per our wishes, but, God should have given us wings also.
Chandrani:- Uff…if you want to fly, then focus on becoming a pilot one day and keep on flying. Now, it is becoming dark. We have to walk back 4 kilometers to reach our village. Come on, let’s go. Tomorrow, your winter vacation will end. You will go back to the city. Again, I will start feeling bored.
Nonigopal:- Thank God! For the first time, you are confessing that you feel bored without me. Now, in this romantic dusk, I am at the receiving end.